What headline, pray tell?

No, seriously. That actually happened:

Twitter users can’t help but gasp for breath at the utter absurdity. “In a nod to conservatives!” Actual beliefs? No, no. That is crazy talk!

The righteous mockery is swift and sure.

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/422737993141460992

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/422735698278354944

Snort.

Someone better check on the hacks at Reuters now that this next “scoop” has been revealed:

Gasping!

And this Twitter user nutshells the hackery:

Nailed.