No, really. This happened on “Fox News Sunday” on Sunday morning.

Um, what about that whole “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor” thing?

Bingo. Totally just kidding about that, guys!

Unbelievable. Yet totally believable since apparently all that we can “keep” with Obamacare are Obama’s lies.

Watch and listen for yourselves:

Wow.

Citizens have absolutely had it.

The Obama administration is filled with lying liars who lie. Hey, they are just following their leader, right?

https://twitter.com/dontenroll/status/409698281711616000

Period.

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O-Scare! Adam Baldwin nutshells ‘lying freak’ O-care architect Dr. Emanuel in one pic

‘Destroying medicine’: David Limbaugh shares story of Obamacare’s crushing effect on doctors

Keep your doctor, period? Meet Americans who say they already lost their docs under Obamacare

Health insurers to customers: If you like your plan, you can keep … nah, you’re screwed

Hey, know what you get to ‘keep’ with Obamacare? Cancellation notices

‘Period!’ Dear GOP: Here is a simple talking point on Obamacare. Case closed

Finally! Citizen discovers what Obama means by ‘let me be clear’ [pic]

  • AmericanMom

    Quit your grumbling – all the OFA doctors have been approved by the Kevorkian Medical School and the state of Oregon and sitting Death Panel judges have written them a glowing reference.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      I hear that the Death Panels will make instant recommendations for the medical practice of Drs. Mengele and Gosnell.

      • Chevypowered

        Margaret Sanger is probably looking up, giving a nod and a wink.

        • WhoMeToo

          I see what you did there. ~_^

          • Chevypowered

            Guilty… :-)

        • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Say what you want about Margaret Sanger, but she was right, strictly from a practical standpoint, about telling poor people how not to have so many children that they can’t support all of them– but of course, “Progressive” eugenicist that she was, old Margaret had to go and do the Lindsay Crouse, cracking outta turn, and crumbing the play.

      • AmericanMom

        If the Death Panels had been activated when Barry’s white grandma in Hawaii was dying, he’d likely have made sure he wouldn’t have had to make that last trip to Hawaii to see her.

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

          And what DID happen to Granny?

          • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Granny died of old age. Mommy died of ovarian cancer.

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

            I think Granny had just outlived her usefulness after he was elected and he wanted to make sure there wasn’t an episode with her similar to the Connie Chung – Mama Gingrich interview on 60 Minutes.

          • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            I think granny died during the end of the campaign, Id have to check, but I’m almost positive. She definitely outlived her usefulness tho and I got the impression that she really wasn’t wanted/needed. She was an old lady tho, so there is that.

            In all fairness, his half sister seemed genuinely grief stricken. I remember the local stories about it. Brief as they were.

      • AmericanMom
        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

          That’s their story anyway. Kind of like, “You can keep your plan if you like it.”

          • AmericanMom

            Everything involving this man and his family is subject to question.

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    Impeach
    Indict
    Incarcerate
    Each and every single democrat that sat as a member of the 111th Congress the POTUS and Valarie Jarrett, Eric Holder, Sebelius, Gietner Bernanke each and everyone of them needs to go to prison for pushing this FRAUD called obamacare on the American people.

    I have had all the lies I can take. If the Government does not see a need to obey the rules laws and procedures set forth in this country then Neither should the citizens.

    • bidentime

      I would include Chief Justice John Roberts in that rogues gallery.

      • Treelea

        Add Mary Landrieu to the rogues gallery…deciding vote on Obamacare.

  • chetnapier

    Saw that seems that any one that works for obama must learn to tapdance

  • Patriot

    Obama: “If you like my lies, you can keep my lies. In fact, if you don’t like them you will have to keep them anyway!”

  • Maxx

    To no great surprise, Obama’s “period” now includes several asterisks.

    Here’s one truth. If the Affordable Care Act has proved anything, it’s that liberals are about as trustworthy as the cosmonauts on Gilligan’s Island.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Speaking of which, I’m pretty sure the castaways could’ve built a better website out of coconuts and bamboo.

      • ObamaFail

        Or Gilligan would have at least admitted after the bamboo computer fell apart that maybe he doesn’t know what he’s doing after all.

  • Jon

    Between Zeke’s comment this morning and Mary Landreau’s defiant defense of ObamaCare three days ago, it looks as if some Democrats have given up on trying to equivocate on the program and are just going to support it and hope something else comes up between now and next Nov. 4 to make people forget about the scam they peddled in 2009-10 to get the thing passed.

    It’s sort of the Face it Flounder, you phqued up. You trusted us defense, with the idea that before the next election, Flounder will be back on board throwing marbles into the street to help wreck Dean Wormer’s parade because he’s madder at him than he is at Boon and Otter..

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Perfect. That’s it in a nutshell. The Flounder defense.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Dr Zeke Emengele telling us all, more the fools we for taking President Obama at his seeming categorical word– “Well, of course you can keep your doctors– not necessarily under the ACA, but you can keep them, right? Nobody’s stopping you, right? Whaddaya people want, egg in your beer?”

    One has to reflect upon one of two things, either the arrogance of the Administration thinking we’ll just stand there and take it, or their tone-deafness in putting the libertarians’ best argument for smaller government, Zeke Emengele, to go out there and shill for the Obamacare shyte sandwich. (I’d previously have called it a “soup sandwich,” except that now it seems to be better organized.) Or would someone like to argue it’s both?

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Old Zeke was really getting irritated at CWs constant interruptions with the facts and correcting his lies. It was beautiful, you could almost see the switch flip in Zekes from blaming bush and Republicans to fark you America.

  • DizzyMissL

    If you buy exchange insurance in NY, you CANNOT go out of network and just have a higher co-pay. If you go out of network, you pay the entire cost out of pocket.

    These idiots who designed this mess should be required to have exchange insurance.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    To be fair to Emanuel, I recall plenty of talk about people not being able to keep their doctor, or having their choice of doctor. ‘Course, that talk was coming from Republicans trying to warn people about the dangers of Obamacare. Democrats, meanwhile, kept lying out of their asses.

  • JeffWRidge

    No surprise here. They’ve been trying to edit Obama’s lies into something less damning for weeks now. The further people get to the left, the more comfortable they are with lying, deceit, and cheating. Let this be a lesson to the LIVs – assuming they’re capable of learning.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      “Let this be a lesson to the LIVs – assuming they’re capable of learning.”

      But, you see, that’s what Common Core is there to address…

  • DutyFirst

    Hang on ….. if my current provider is not participating and the ones available on the exchange do not have my doctors and I really NEED or want to keep seeing them then I can pay extra (read cash) BUT I will still have to sign up for a compliant policy, pay the premiums or else pay the punitive TAX for the privilege of being out of pocket and losing my individual freedom of choice in a critical area of my life. Land of the free .. not so much anymore.

    I do believe the founders had a very stern warning for government should conditions in this great country come to this.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Something about the Tree of Liberty– and how it is to be watered, if I’m not mistaken…

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    And all this so that the “poor” can get insured? My friends call me Queen of Sheba.

    • Moto

      Actually it was to insure the illegal aliens they intend to replace us with.

  • John

    This arrogant SOB needs to be made to cry. I wonder how HE would handle losing something he really wants to keep.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I think his heart is two sizes too small. He doesnt care enough about anything (least of all his fellow human beings), enough to care about its loss.

      • John

        Everyone has something that is important to them, including this b*st*rd.

        • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          I suppose that has got to be true of every human being.

          Of course, that leads me to ask; is he a human being?
          What besides himself does he care about?

          • John

            Probably nothing. That said, what does he care about? Perhaps his feeling of superiority, or his feeling of untouchability. Perhaps his feeling of having influence. I can think of ways of attacking any of those, some more or less crude than others.

            If I could wave a magic wand, every spoken word, every whisper, every written word he made while thinking no one was watching would be exposed for all the world to see and recorded for all time. As vicious and nasty as he appears in pubic, I guarantee that he is infinitely more so in private. I guarantee that his private thoughts are blacker than we can ever imagine.

            If I had a magic wand, I would lay his black heart bare. I have enough faith in people that they would react with horror and revulsion.

    • Zach Smith

      He has already lost his credibility and his dignity. That doesn’t seem to bother him, though.

  • TJ

    All to plant a seed that those with money get care those without, get the death panel. Only socialized medicine would stop it by make it illegal to pay a doctor in cash for care and eliminate the two tier healthcare. You get the care you are allows not what you want.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Or need.

      • CatholicANDChristian

        I am not comfortable leaving the healthcare decisions for me and my family up to the government! What ever happened to the ” it’s my body and my choice” people out there?

  • CatholicANDChristian

    So obvious now that they simply said what ever they had to say to get this disaster passed! Everyone should be disapointed in the character of the people running this country!

    • Zach Smith

      “Disappointed” is an understatement. “Enraged” is more like it.

  • WhoDat

    My insurance plan doesn’t allow me to go to just any doctor unless I want to pay more for it.

    • r07a23c

      This isn’t about going to any doctor, it’s about continuing to go to the same doctor you always have. Now, strictly and 100% because of the democrats and Obamacare, many can’t.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      My insurance doesnt allow me to go to just any doctor and it never did. I had to go to a doctor in their network. The problem is that Obamacare is dangerously shrinking the network doctors/facilities available within the network.

      You cant possibly be so stupid that you dont understand this simple concept.

      • Not The Penguin

        And yet… he is that stupid.

        • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Apparently so. Or should I say stunningly so?

        • John

          Or he thinks WE are that stupid as to believe him. There is no doubt that this is exactly what the elitists think.

    • Zach Smith

      Obama and the Democrats are liars. Trying to find some way to parse their lies into truth will not convince the people who have been lied to and are suffering the consequences of this terrible law.

    • ObamaFail

      But according to Obama, if you liked your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Many people have had the same family doctor for years who they trust and rely on, and now thanks to Obamacare they can’t keep that doctor unless they pay far more than they can afford. You think that’s okay? You think its okay that because Obama wants more control that he is costing people the doctor they trust and costing them more money? Hopefully when you get hit with reality, hopefully it hurts really bad. Because frankly, anyone still believing the Dems and their lies deserve every pain that Obamacare causes them.

      Cancer patients have lost their insurance because of Obamacare, and now thanks to the law cant see the doctor that has kept them alive. Are you okay with that? Of course you are, because you are trash.

      • nc ✓s & balances

        Don’t forget about the outrageously high deductibles too, that put “affordable” healthcare out of reach for many.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        The Devil is in the details, which KING FINK OBAMA, Zeke, Kathy Snake-Oil-Salesperson, etc. either forgot to tell us, or Outright LIED about.
        “If you like your Health Care Plan, you can keep it. PERIOD.” (But you actually CAN’T Because it’s ‘Inferior.’)
        “If you like your Doctor, you can keep your Doctor. .” (BTW, it’s gonna cost an Arm and a Leg to do that….)
        “This will not raise costs for you, the Consumer, and it will not raise the deficit a Single Dime.” (READ:It’s gonna cost thee, but not me!)
        I’ve seen this pattern since BEFORE KING FINK OBAMA was (S)Elected, and have warned all the Liberals I know (Which is like shouting at a deaf person) to no avail. I REALLY can’t wait for HIM to go, one way or another…. Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Acethepug

      You really are an obtuse troll, aren’t you? Is that the new talking point from the Lying Left, that you can’t visit just any doctor you want?

      Please, lying partisan shill, explain how Obama PROMISED people that if they liked their doctor and health insurance, they could keep them. PERIOD.

      Explain, o lying partisan shill, how Obama promised that families would save $2500 a year under Obamacare?

      According to Emanuel, these are mutually exclusive, flying in the face of Obama’s promises.

      So, what does your frantic distraction, intended to save President Boyfriend, have to do with that? And how do you explain said President’s repeated lies?

      But you keep spinning that narrative, WhoDat! It really is all you and the Left have, isn’t it?

    • lainer51

      well mine does, or should I say it “used” to… thanks to this fiasco, it’s downhill from here.

    • Crystallite

      Obviously, you have crappy insurance. Under O’Care, you’ll have even less choices.

    • Chris Cloutier

      This isn’t about healthcare. It’s about centralized socialist/communist control where everything is decided in DC. Obummer doesn’t care because this brings him one step closer to the socialist dream. This system is meant to fail so that gov’t controlled single payor healthcare can be instituted. You peons will just have to deal with it. No different than any communist country where the people suffered but the arrogant elite lived like kings. Welcome to the new order. The sad part is that the Republicans didn’t fight it tooth and nail. And I suppose the one question that remains is will the American people have enough sense to elect more Ted Cruzes or will they reelect the same clowns that have led us down the socialist yellow brick road. We will see, won’t we.

  • Gallatin

    Prudence Paine
    @PruPaine
    If you like your doctor, Zeke Emanuel says you can keep him…but you have to pay more. A lot more. “No one said your premiums won’t go up!”

    1. obambi said I can keep my doctor…………….
    2. obambi said my premiums would come down $2500/yr…………….

  • kssturgis62

    Again Dr. Emmanuel in Action !!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADrojCw6amM

  • URGR82

    It was always about paying more… and not only with money. Everything for the left is about making it in some form or another

  • Jocon307

    He’s really a very nasty man, Ezekiel Emanuel and he’s a doctor! And do not forget his one brother is Rahm “never let a crisis go to waste” Emanuel and his other brother is Ari Emanuel who supposedly is the real life model of the complete jerk talent agent on HBO’s “Entourage”.

    So, they’re quite a lovely group of fellows.

    Aren’t you happy they’re willing to run your life for you?

    • Jim Denney

      … and all three are the spawn of a bus bombing terrorist father.

      • ObamaFail

        That must be why Obama loves associating with the Emanuel family!

  • World B. Free

    I would love to see very bad and very painful things happen to Ezekiel Emmanuel.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Karma is a witch. His day will surely come.

    • Bluto ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᴿᵘᴺᵏᵃᴿᵈ

      Somewhere there’s a town square….

      …and a mob.

      ..and a…

      …use your imagination.

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    This guy sure is one big douchetastic twatwaffle. The gall is truly stunning.

  • Ian Michaels

    These elitist better brush up on their history. When you push people too far with the “let them eat cake” attitude, things get out of control. Ol’Zeke should read about France, say about 1789.

    • AMSilver

      The liberals like to portray the French Revolution as very similar to (or even better than) the American Revolution, but the outcomes were hugely different. French Revolution = massacres, rule by mob, witch hunts, all ending in a dictatorship. American Revolution = violence almost entirely contained to the military actions between the British & the rebels, rule of law, a cohesive society that allowed people the freedom to pursue their lives without the fear that their neighbors would conspire to get them killed, and centuries of government by the people. Perhaps the biggest difference in the two revolutions was that the Americans experienced a huge religious awakening prior to their revolution, while the French were largely godless. People like Emmanuel had better be careful. Instead of cultivating a constituency who could reasonably work through adverse circumstances, they’ve been breeding a mob. I’m sure the liberals think they’ll be able to direct the mob to do their bidding, but mobs seem to like to turn on those who start them. Zeke is setting himself up for trouble.

  • beebop1952

    Zeke like his brother is a tiny dancer …. just a different tune.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      A much meaner tune. He really makes my skin crawl, and I don’t use that description lightly.

  • ObamaFail

    Democrat’s are scum, and libs like WhoDat still singing Obamacare’s praises deserves everything Obamacare causes for them. They voted for it, so let them eat up.

  • GeneralQuarters

    We need an armed revolt!

  • Zefal

    OWS style protests at this mother’s home.

  • Im_Rick_James

    God I wanna punch that guy in the face.

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    Tree of Liberty is very, very, very, very, very, very……..(did I say very?) VERY thirsty right now.

    • Bluto ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᴿᵘᴺᵏᵃᴿᵈ

      I would say very.

      Yeah. VERY THIRSTY

  • $84598387

    C’mon people! This is what Obama has been saying for 3 years! HE never lied.

    It was a glitch in the teleprompter that nobody picked up on until they read about it in the papers Oct 1.

  • libsmakemelaugh

    I so want to dick punch that turd

  • Remy Carmichael

    All this guy needs is the black Nazi SS uniform, the black leather coat, and the cap with the skull and cross bones.

  • louisiana_mom

    So, after Affordable Care Act, I pay more for healthcare insurance, with less coverage that I need and a higher deductible ANNNNNND if I want to keep my doctor, I can pay more??? When does the AFFORDABLE part kick in?

  • lainer51

    and the morons continue to multiply………………..

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      …and divide us.

  • I_Vote

    So, “not one more dime” means I have to fork over ten more dimes? Ohhhh, aren’t these lying liars clever… (/sarcasm off)

  • RD

    This guy is a conservatives dream come true for those of us who don’t believe in the government take over of our healthcare system. Every time he comes on TV he continues to prove how bad and screwed up this law is. Note to the Administration….please have Zeke come on TV more often as he is making the case on why we are against the law. We really appreciate the help 😄😄😄😄😄

  • nc ✓s & balances

    I sure hope no one was playing the drinking game, taking a shot every time ol’ Zeke told a whopper. Does Obamacare cover alcohol poisoning?

    • dagnytaggart

      Yes! Remember Brosurance??? So it’s all good!

  • JR48

    Normally I try pretty hard to be civil but this time, sorry no.

    Total lying douche.

  • Crystallite

    Zeke is a Marxist nutbag, but he speaks the truth. Barry was LYING.

    The Republicans should use his statements as a campaign tool. Of course, they love to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory…

  • dagnytaggart

    So in summary, if you like your health plan, you CAN’T keep your health plan, if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor, but then you CAN’T keep the $2,500 in savings you were also promised. (and let’s be honest, they were never going to save you $2,500 with this ponzi scheme.)

  • dagnytaggart

    Let’s just hope Zeke doesn’t get appointed to sit on the death panels…

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    This OBAMASCAM PONZI SCHEME is getting scarier every day… And these LYING LIARS WHO LIE are making it worse for the Average person, while they exempt themselves…..What these people need is a HOT STEEL ENEMA! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

      Hmm, ObamaScam. I may have to change the wording.

  • Exodus2011

    Sorry Zeke – The Spitehouse PHONEY is a serial LIAR …

  • Opinionated_Vogon

    My parody video makes the same point, only its funnier!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USG_gjaEYak

    Cheers,

    O.V.