Wait, what? That can’t be! HHS told us that the revamp of HealthCare.gov has resulted in “dramatic improvement.” Mission accomplished and all! Period.

Not according to attempted users of the website, however. The “fixed” HealthCare.gov site is still full of fail.



It’s not any better on Monday morning either.

Whoops! Heck of a job, Barry.



HHS claims ‘dramatic improvement’ of HealthCare.gov; Check out new front page [Photoshop]

‘Freaking infuriating’: Amanda Carpenter still wrestling with insurance marketplace

‘Crash crash crash’: Amanda Carpenter live-tweets Obamacare sign-up experience

‘Fixed’ HealthCare.gov still causing headaches for users

This revamped HealthCare.gov homepage is hilarious [Photoshop]

‘TRULY SHOCKING’: Meet the new face of Obamacare (Bonus: ‘TOP men are in charge now’) [Photoshops]

‘Wins the Internet!’ Don’t miss the new Obamacare website front page [Photoshops]

ICYMI giggles: Healthcare.gov new front page; Adam Baldwin spots missing woman [pics]

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    0 my, 0 my…things don’t go bump just in the middle of the night…6:25pm, December 1, 2013, they’ve only just begun…to live.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      “White lace and promises,
      A kiss for luck and we’re on our way…”, NOT!

      • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

        Well, they’ve found “a place where there’s room to grow”….

        • nc ✓s & balances

          “Nowhere to go but up” – BHO

          • Joe W.

            And what’s really scary is that “we’ve only just begun…”……

          • nc ✓s & balances

            But of course, everything would be hunky-dory if those mean ol’ Repubs didn’t keep throwing out those evil vibes.

          • Jack Deth

            Obama and the Democrats could have gotten away with it!

            If it wasn’t for those meddling Republicans!

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Oh how well you know, nc, that it’s…when pigs…, fly!

            Polls. He would never recognize or acknowledge the negative, just pump up what he believes is the positive…(you know the opposite).
            Yet, some folks think he just is desiring to be a martyr for his critical race theory, black liberation collective salvation utopian-ville commune; when he’s an absolutely prodigy to Communist Saul and Capone as he thinks he’s justifiably stuffing his pockets with more of borrowed taxpayer money and filling his buddies pockets, too…as they are poor and never had insurance, so there he’s said it, and we are suppose to shut up and continue to be ripped off. We all are not going away and we aren’t shutting up…We will take ’em down in 2014, and 2016.

        • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          The only trouble is that the more appropriate song is Good-Bye To Love: “No one ever cared if I should live or die…”

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Yes. Yes, sir!

        • SutureSelf

          They’ve only just bungled.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        0 how they royally do tick us, so off….! Sick, sick in fantasyland, they are.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    SSDD. That is all.

    • WhoMeToo


  • stuckinIL4now

    Looks like the error messages and screens are working properly–“Sorry there’s a problem with our system” and “The System is down at the moment”–too bad the same code isn’t applied to the actual system. So I guess “Access denied” means, sorry, you don’t get any health coverage which basically sums up Obamacare.

    • redheadgrl

      I laughed b/c it said “Sorry theres…”, without the apostrophe

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Different day, different hour, different minute, different second, different 0’err0r…


    Yet, Obama extraordinarily proud of healthcare
    Source – http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch/health-reform-implementation/191659-obama-extraordinarily-proud-of-healthcare

  • Republicanvet

    Generally people might call their Representative or Senator for help with a federal agency.

    Perhaps their offices should be flooded with calls with requests for a case file to be opened for this.

    Get a case file opened and require a response on what you should do if you can’t access the site and now have no insurance.

    Turn the heat up!

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      We did that and continue to do just that, because we had until October 15, either to cancel or pay increased (doubled) deductibles, (doubled) copays, premiums increases again for 3 year straight in a row that is unaffordable, out of pocket, doctor visits, with unnecessary- unrequested women’s healthcare add-ons, no dental, no eye and the response from congress was basic crickets, and that they do agree that it has to be repealed, yet, they state, that we will need to take the Senate back and keep the House to repeal it… (Sigh)

  • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

    Emperor: “Witness now the power of this fully functional…” [click click] “…this fully funct-” [click click click]” …this…” [click] “Uh, could you rebels not go anywhere for a minute…”

    • JamesMc

      “But Alderaan is a peaceful planet that… uh hmm… yes, I’ll hold.”

    • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      You win.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      “IT’S A GLITCH!”

  • conservativechick

    You do realize we are only talking about a government run “website” here. Just wait until they try to run our actual health care. Sarah Palin will look like a modern day Nostradamus!

  • Tim H

    It will be humorous when the liberals figure out it’s not the website, when they get a fraction of the necessary people signing up without being forced into it!

  • Tim H

    Obamacrap is a complete disaster, and the liberals own it.

    It;s the reason liberals shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

    • ObamaFail

      Actually, it’s the reason why we need to enforce voter ID laws and enforce massive fines and penalties for committing voter fraud. If voter fraud is stamped out, then libs only get one vote just like the rest of us.

  • Maxx

    Break out the Silly Putty…

    …it’s time for more elasticizing and redefining of last month’s promises.

    Frankly, I wouldn’t trust this administration to run a restaurant without going bankrupt and half the nation (liberals) wants it to take over health care?

    The gullibility of the left never ceases to astound me but I guess when the goal of Democrats is to create a nation of beneficiaries, is it any wonder these same people want to look to Washington to spoon feed them in nearly every facet of their lives.

  • capisce

    You can put lipstick on a glitch…..

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      and tampon earrings, and its still a glitch…

  • Joe W.

    Only a slavering idiot would actually put sensitive personal information into this repository for Identity thieves.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      You got that right!

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Heckuv a job, Team Obama! 😐

  • Gman

    Hey tell me now, is anybody really surprised? Obama Lires again I’m telling you Obama can’t be trusted He as lied so much to so many people for so long he really doesn’t know what the truth is anymore.

  • socalcon

    Can we please revisit the Bush “Mission Accomplished” moment– in the context of the O-Care rollout failure?
    Pretty please?

    • http://twitter.com/THE_DAILY_BLEAT VACUOUS CIPHER

      Yes, we can.

  • therantinggeek

    No defense from the Left on this? Oh, wait. I see it on DNCTV and other left-leaning media organizations that the site is “fixed” and “vastly improved” but there’s still nothing on how the site’s security has been addressed. That’s the biggest flaw in my not-so-honest-opinion.

  • Jack Deth

    I never knew how prophetic Firesign Theater’s ‘In the Next World. You’re on Your Own’ was… Until ObamaCare came ’round!

    And I bet it still doesn’t deliver to Sectors R or W!

  • ObamaFail

    I wonder which Republican is to blame for this? You know, since any time Obama fails at something it’s not his fault but the Republicans fault.

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      Happened to watch msnbc earlier, they were actually talking about how well Obamacare would work if the republicans would just stop sabotaging it.

  • rssllue

    There sure seems to be a lot of “scheduled maintenance” on that site. I wonder what exactly that is code for with these guys?

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I got that glitch the other day when I tried out the site. The glitch about saying “you’ve told us another person is helping you”.

    I just clicked on it and kept going. It didn’t stop the process.

    I also noticed that where they ask for your SS# it was labeled as “optional”. I obviously did not put in that info. Though that sure didn’t stop the system from pulling up my credit history. Oy.

    Yes, Obamacare sucks, but I think we’re kind of at the point where we’re reaching for something negative to harp on. Let’s just let it fail.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Yes actually it is fixed for some…

  • DwellsInFire

    Remember, the problems with healthcare.gov persist because you republicans keep sending out powerful negative mental energy that affects the website.

  • tjp77

    It doesn’t matter if it actually works or not; they’re just going to declare it ‘fixed’ and ignore anyone who says otherwise. If enough people start to call them out on it, then they’ll be labeled ‘racists’ and ‘enemies of progress’.