Hilarious. By NSFW we, of course, mean not safe for waking. Need a sleep aid? Check these out:

ZZzzzzz … oh, sorry! Dozed off there for a moment.

Something else is going to start “going strong,” we suspect: Mockery!

And so it begins:

https://twitter.com/M_Shale/status/392966036523204609

Snicker.

Keep it coming, Twitter.

  • http://twitter.com/THE_DAILY_BLEAT VACUOUS CIPHER

    If you enjoyed that, may we recommend:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_(1964_film)

    • Kimihiro Watanuki

      Hard choice, but I think I’d rather watch Empire than Al Gore. I don’t know, both they’d have to tie me down Clockwork Orange style.

  • conservativechick

    Green is Gore’s favorite color. He’s made a lot of money lecturing us on global warming that doesn’t exist.

    • Clayton Grant

      Gore needs to jump on a treadmill and power the villiage that is missing their idiot.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        He needs to step gently onto a treadmill. Don’t suppose any of them would survive if he jumped on it.

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

          He needs a treadmill made from the tracks of a D-8 Cat.

        • conservativechick

          He certainly does have a huge carbon footprint!

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      And a fortune selling his failed company to a Middle Eastern media group which is little more than terrorist propaganda machinery.

      • Malcolm Reynolds

        which is little more than an OIL FUELED terrorist propaganda machinery

    • AlmaAlma

      He is the “Rain Maker” . He travels in his caravan, spouting how he can change the weather and getting loads of money from gullible people.

  • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

    WTF is a ‘Climate Leader’ ??!!

    • WhoMeToo

      a ==> FRAUD.

      • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

        One of the undergrads that was the lead editor for a section of the report? Or the idiot that appointed an undergrad lead editor? One of the unqualified ‘academics’ from a 3rd world country that was appointed to the committee for the sake of appearance and diversity?

        Wait, nvm, it doesn’t really matter, you nailed it …

    • putthehammerdown

      Silly,……it’s whatever The SCUM says he is.
      If they said he was King of Tennessee he’d go and get a cape and crown, and hire a court to accompany him.
      Oh wait,…. The SCUM will do that for free,…..[my bad]

    • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

      a “Communist”

    • http://1389blog.com/ 1389AD
  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

    Well at least they pretended to be in reality for 24 hours.

  • Joseph Kurt

    He stayed up for 24 hours? That’s a lot of bon-bons. Guess he can sleep those off on his private jet.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Where was ManBearPig while all this was going on?
    We must be told!

    He may have been trying to sabotage Gore’s efforts— at the behest of those evil Koches (Bwahahahaha)!

    • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

      ManBearPig likely won’t be seen for several more days. He is still trying to access the ObamaCare web site to buy health insurance.

  • franknmiller

    hey it snowed in Chicago yesterday !

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

      I let him know that. He’s too lofty to check the weather, you know, cuz he already knows what’s happening there…

      .@algore Oh hey… it snowed in Chicago yesterday. Oh, and did you hear about the October blizzard in the Dakotas? No? Gee….

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      My cousin in Dayton, Ohio got a light coating of snow last night. Or as we used to say “he got a skiff.”

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      There’s your “Climate Change,” AlGore.. From Summer to Fall.. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

    Al Gore’s just panicking because his CCX in Chicago is failing….

  • Trudy Hill

    is it just me or is Gore starting to look like a big squatting toad?

    • 3seven77

      He’s looking more and more like an old Shelley Winters. With apologies to Shelley Winters.

    • Corey Dennison

      “Starting to?”

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    How many spotted owls died so he could have his broadcast marathon?

  • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

    Does he keep the hamsters and gerbils on the treadmills POWERING this event inside those metal boxes under the computers and scattered around the set? Or is it powered by windmills using all his hot air from his speeches? Those TV lights, computers and flat screens are powered by unicorn farts (methane) and fairy wing flutters (wind power again) aren’t they? And that industrial lift in the last picture runs on acorns and squirrel shit (both renewable resources) right?

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    He must be talking to people one time zone at a time, so he can talk to “everyone”… Or lull them to sleep… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • David Johnson

    Where’s ManBearPig when you need him to get a little excitment going….I’m Cereal people!!!!!!

  • franknmiller

    this has been the quietest hurricane season in many years…but sure enough, when the next one hits, he will be calling for the end of the world again

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    The first pic….the guy on the TV….is it just me, or he looking at Algore and saying, “wat chu talkin bout willis?”

  • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

    Hmmmmm, what do you suppose is powering those computers, TV lights, flat screens and the like? Windmill power from all his hot air speechifying? Methane from unicorn farts? Hamsters and gerbils on industrial sized wheels kept in those metal boxes on set and under his computers? And what about that industrial lift in the background of the last photo? Does that run on acorns and squirrel poop (both renewable resources)?

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    Al Gore always looks like he’s pinching a loaf.

    • marion vega

      probably not even his own

      • Corey Dennison

        Ewwwwwwww!!!!!

    • spaceycakes

      clipping a biscuit

  • 3seven77

    Hey, anyone know whatever happened to that hole in the ozone layer?

  • http://www.absoluteintensity.com dennis reilly

    look at that stomach on Gore, he can’t even hide it in an oversized suit

  • http://xirtamatrix.com yourmamatoo

    The only global warming is coming out of Al Galores pie hole.

  • http://itooktheredpill.wordpress.com/ Red Pill
  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    Arctic ice at all time high… keep bloviating, Al…