More pressing than the Panda Cam? What kind of world do we live in?

Twitter is buzzing with the news of this latest oh-so-catastrophic crisis.

For this alone, someone must pay!

Yes, #BlameHarryReid!

But, no worries!

And for the exit win:

Ouch! But you know who thinks that, right?


And don’t forget another panda-related absurdity from The White House’s Twitter feed: Is that what it meant by “sad panda“?


‘Amen!’ What is scarier than the government shutting down? [pic]

Smack! Laura Ingraham’s simple question shreds Harry ‘Shutdown’ Reid

Wizard wands of yore? Chart shows miraculous survival of past shutdowns! [pic]

#BlameHarryReid: Looming shutdown? Citizens to Sen. Reid: Own it

How to survive a shutdown? DC store has the answer [pic]

Violent shutdown rhetoric! Dem official: ‘Time to punch the bully’?; Amanda Carpenter drubs

President Teen Drama Queen: Iowahawk puts shutdown showdown in a stompy foot nutshell

‘Brilliance!’ GOP terrorism? Actor Nick Searcy scores with snark-spin advice for Obama

‘Fore shame!’ Does Obama have a new shutdown adviser? Priorities!

Dude, where’s my senator? Harris Faulkner retweets ‘intriguing question’ as shutdown looms

Werewolf bigot? Pitiful Pelosi beclowns herself with sneering shutdown tweet

House votes to delay Obamacare, repeal medical device tax, avert shutdown

Harry Reid: Americans will not be extorted by Tea Party anarchists and their pointless vote

‘What is wrong with you?’ White House says Obamacare coming, so don’t be a ‘sad panda’ [pic]

  • therantinggeek

    Oh NOES!!!11 We can’t let the PANDA CAM go dark! #sarcasm

    • Guest

      I was wondering why it would go dark. If that thing won’t work without a gov employee watching it, somebody needs to head over to Hobby Lobby and get us a new $100 PandaCam!

      • therantinggeek


        All kidding aside, if the government shuts down that means the National Zoo in D.C. won’t be opening its doors to visitors. The Panda cam is considered “non-essential” (as per the NBC D.C. affiliate) but otherwise essential personnel will be able to remain on-site to take care of the animals.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Big a55 *Snicker*, therantinggeek, NSA will be in the steed of the “non-essential”.

      • walterc

        That was my first thought, they haven’t figured out how to run a nanny cam without a hands on operator at the helm 24/7? That’s stupid even by government standards.

  • Matt

    It’s so fluffy!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Endangered Species – The 0’Panda + The 0’Mouse of 0’Govt…

    The back of the left hand on the forehead, open kleenex in the right hand, wiping away the tears from the 0’Sad 0’Panda’s eyes.

    “Oh wait”, says the 0’Sad 0’Panda, Save Me! Save me! 0’Sad 0’Panda looks up into the dark of night and sees a ‘glittery light’ and gives a big 0’Sad 0’Panda sigh!!! Ahhhh yes! Saved by 0’NSA Satellite Surveillance feed, from the 0’Sky!

    But, but, but 0’s q u e a k s the 0’wittle, 0’white ‘not multicolored lab 0’Mouse-0’Lemming, eeEKKK, says O’Mouse-0’Lemming, 0’H e l p! 0’H e l p, what me not getta’ 0’Camera feed, tooo?

    “0’Wait A g a i n! The rescue of the 0’N S A, does it again!
    P h e w, the end of the 0’Plight of the Endangered 0’Species….

    • The Penguin … and whatnot

      Tee hee

  • The Penguin … and whatnot

    That’s It! I’m beside myself…totally pissed. I’m gonna go find me a hippie and punch him in the nose or somethin’!