Dude. Look at Sen. Reid’s latest absurdity:

Our knees are sore from slapping!

https://twitter.com/andali39/status/383247442554404864

Bingo.

https://twitter.com/josephc1952/status/383252273578930177

https://twitter.com/KyleStyleNE/status/383246741467713537

Double bingo.

Ha! Yes, citizens can’t help but notice that this tweet might be the most self-unaware tweet ever.

https://twitter.com/bbonsallsr/status/383246468255318016

https://twitter.com/Sheggalicious/status/383246322377056256

https://twitter.com/navajomie/status/383251241968476160

Giggling madly.

And an exit win question:

  • dts3204

    Which begs the question why is this Stroker tweeting, nobody listening to when he speaks any longer?

    • deahder

      Maybe he realized what he just said and then negated it?
      “Psychoptropic drugs quash (negate) empathetic feelings”. – Dr. Peter Breggin.

      • Bigearsbarry

        It may have been a poor attempt at sarcasm. A VERY poor attempt!

  • David

    “It’s the voices in my head that make me do crazy things,” Reid lamented. “And those high frequency messages from outer space interrupt me when I speak.”

    • Dave

      ugh… hey, Senator? Mr. Reid? HARRY! Turn your hear aids down! They’re squealing again.

  • BlahBlah

    Harry heard that Alec Baldwin is having great success with this Twitter thing so he decided to give it a thumb.

    • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Hopefully both thumbs…like in South Park last night

  • rhetorical1

    He is truly and idiot!!!!!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Harry Reid your watch…Time for you to go! Yesteryear would have been better. Time to Resign!

    • Elaine

      He’s senile. He and Nancy should go buy matching rocking chairs and retire already!

  • lesterwink23

    What a weasel.

    • E Quilibrate

      Now even weasels have been sacrificed at the liberal altar

    • http://www.dotjenna.com/ dotJenna

      He reminds me of a curmudgeon troll.

    • Truth_Wrangler_NC

      Hey, you can say it. Crap Weasel!

  • SineWaveII

    Future news: Harry Reid (D-Cowboy Poetry Festival), read his own tweet, took it to heart and resigned from office immediately in a show of solidarity with himself.

    • texcteach

      If only it were true.

  • Clayton Grant

    Reid is up for reelection in 2016. NV needs to send him to the dustbin of history.

    • Elaine

      They’ll FIX it so he can’t lose. wink wink

      • Zane Henry

        He’ll just have his son run the election again and that will turn a 10% deficit into another win for Dingy Harry.

        • Tucker122

          hopefully there will be a voter ID law in place by then.

          • Elaine

            We better hope so!

    • deahder

      Nevada IS the dustbin of history

    • William Russ

      Just like J. Edgar Hoover, Sen. Reid has something on everybody that he trots out whenever he needs to convince the sheeple to vote for him.

    • mschmidt48

      When the Nevada fix is in he can’t lose.

    • Daniel Morgan III

      Well , Carl Rove campaigned against Angle in 2010, maybe he’ll help his Big-Govt. budy win again.

  • Republicanvet

    This is perfectly sane in a liberal world…when governing and his other claptrap is defined as total capitulation to what the left wants, then they will see nothing wrong with what Dingy Hairy said.

  • JeffWRidge

    Like a lot of lefties, Reid viciously attacks anyone who disagrees with him and then turns around and preaches about being non-partisan and setting aside ideology. The cognitive dissonance would be agony if he had the capability to understand his own hypocrisy.

    • MNWoman

      There are people who genuinely believe that President Obama is non-partisian.

      I am not old enough to remember a time when we had actual representation in D.C. rather than self-serving morons.

    • RblDiver

      Just like their “You have to tolerate me, but I don’t have to tolerate you” mentality.

  • arttie

    Verbal diarrhea.

  • Jack Deth

    Douche Baggery, thy name is Harry Reid!

  • independencemp3

    Single Payer means something different in NV… Ol’ Harry might be confused with Mustang Ranch, but maybe they’ll get a waiver for the health benefits!

    • Zane Henry

      forget it. Mustang Ranch is full of icky women. Harry wouldn’t be caught 100 miles from the place.

      • jenny

        Wanna bet?

      • Smokey Behr

        You forget that the Mustang Ranch was seized by the IRS for back taxes. They tried to keep it open, but it closed less than a year later. If the IRS can’t even run a whorehouse, how can they be expected to run 16% of the US economy?

        • Zane Henry

          ^ Now that’s funny right there.

        • Deborah Hallsted

          Perhaps the fact the White House is still partly open has inspired them.

        • dragonsteamfan

          ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! So true, so true.

    • Scorpion

      He’s probably part owner, considering his history with land deals over there.

  • MNWoman

    I don’t know – Debbie Wasserman-Shultz has had quite a few self-unaware tweets in her time.

    In fact, I think it is a general trend among liberals.

  • bexcee

    Notice how there wasn’t the usual FLASH/BANG/BOMBARDMENT of ‘no substance/cursing/name calling/racism’ tactical tweets so frequently used by Democrats, in the conservative twitter responses to Harry?

  • TocksNedlog

    Since WHEN does Harry Reid know “what is best for the nation”?

    Oh, that’s right. Our elite ‘betters’ always know what’s best for us po’ folk. What would we do (where would we be!) without them?

    • Tucker122

      prospering most likely.

  • rm1evo

    Harry Reid made a funny.

  • drw

    Typical liberal holier-than-thou clap-trap. You’re not there to govern Harry, You’re there to uphold the Constitution PERIOD.

    • deahder

      But President Obama/Soetoro has violated the Constitution so why hasn’t he been Impeached yet?

      • drw

        I’d guess because reid, et.al. are too happy riding the gravy train to be concerned with what’s good for our country.
        I’m sorry, that was too long a response, try this one…
        Because narcissist!

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    There’s a reason why this maroon has a 33% approval rating, and he just confirmed for the 875,473rd time.

  • Marvin Nelson

    I see that Reid’s ‘Chuckles the Clown’ persona has taken over again. Right wired, you are spot on. This guy is a.maroon and an embarrassment to the country. Why the LIVs in NV confuse to elect him is beyond me. Oh, wait . . .

  • Junie3

    Does he have an ELF gun by any chance?

    • DWAAP

      LMAO!

  • Marvin Nelson

    Is he showing us his IQ or the number of friends he had before his dog died?

  • alanstorm

    “Governing must be a cooperative effort that sets aside the ideological
    or parochial concerns in favor of what is best for the nation.”

    A fine ideal, Harry – can you let us know when you intend to try it?

  • Texan357

    It deserves repeating: “Leftists are nothing if not thoroughgoing hypocrites.” Do they see it as a virtue, or simply a justifiable means to an end?

    • Republicanvet

      They see it as being open minded. I see it as being so open minded their brains fell out.

      • Texan357

        You’re probably right. The state of ignorance and delusion necessary to be a member of the Left never ceases to horrify.

  • http://thecheshirecactus.blogspot.com/ CheshireCactus

    I thought he was reading some cowpoke poetry.

  • rambler

    Harry would send out a selfie if he could only figure out how it worked on his cellphone.

  • cltcat

    Harry Reid will fight to the death for your right to agree with him!

    • TexasMom2012

      ROTFLMFAO!

  • DWAAP

    Wondering if he really is telling everyone he is #1! NOT! So sick and tired of the efin dem/libs!

  • neoface

    Four fingers are pointing back at him!!!

  • cltcat

    Harry Reid will fight to the death for your right to agree with him! Otherwise see his gesture above. It so embarrassing to have this guy as 1 of just 100 people charged with leading our country in the senate. We cant do any better than this?

  • Ronald Green

    From the new Liberal Dictionary ….cooperative effort = gimme what I want.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “Reid’s biography would still be a better ‘read’ [scare quotes mine- Ed.] than the average senator’s… He once filibustered the Republicans for nine hours, by himself, by reading from the history book he wrote about his hometown of Searchlight, Nev. (Even better, the reason for the filibuster was to prevent the GOP from protesting the delaying tactics being used by Democrats.) ” From an article in Slate, 2004.

    Ideology/parochialism there, much?

    Cooperation– what’s that?

  • kingdad

    Sen. Reid, Poster Man for Senility and Dementia!

  • ELC

    YADA!YADA!YADA!! So not surprising that he preaches one thing and says another. So Dirty Harry When has Dirty Harry ever done anything in the best interest of the nation. I agree with kingdad…dementia has come a calling. He has never crossed over the aisle unless it benefits him personally. Cooperation, I’m surprised he knows how to spell the word let alone knows what it means because he is cluesless when it comes to it.

  • AClearThought

    Harry could this be the reason for your big “cooperative” conversion?

    CARSON CITY (AP) —September 04, 2013 8:00 am.
    “Figures released Tuesday by the secretary of state’s office shows
    Democrats signed up 331 voters in August, compared with Republicans who
    gained 1,430.”

  • http://bigdeemagnifies.blogspot.com Diana Morrison

    To libs, “cooperation” always and only means “You people shut up and do what we want.”

  • cscape

    oh….. wait a minute…… this is Reid’s DOPPLEGANGER from the alternate Universe ALPHA-X9

  • DrSamHerman

    Like he has compromised so many times on an actually approved budget?

  • Rick

    Harry will soon say that his account was hacked.

  • jenny

    Reid is such a HYPOCRITE AND A POS…He needs to resign and do the country a big favor and take Schumer with him….maybe ask Pelosi if she will go along too. They scream ideology, yet they LIVE IT, BREATH IT, PREACH IT, REFUSE TO ADMIT THEY ARE THE MOST IDEOLOGICAL ANTI-AMERICAN PEOPLE BREATHING and they never allow an opposing view ANY consideration whatsoever! As a life long democrat…these sorry excuses for ‘We the People’ representatives are a total and disgusting embarrassment to the democrat party AND THIS COUNTRY!

  • deahder

    But President Obama/Soetoro has violated the Constitution so why hasn’t he been Impeached yet? – I think I’ll go get me a burrito?

  • deahder

    “Psychoptropic drugs quash (negate) empathetic feelings”. – Dr. Peter Breggin.

  • jonjon_yo

    The HealthControl scam was about as uncooperative an effort in the history of the world.

  • jwbaumann

    I am worried about this man’s mental health.

    • celestiallady

      Not me – can it get worse?????

  • BAW

    He followed that up with:

    “I have yet to see House Republicans articulate a workable plan to prevent a govt shutdown. The clock is ticking.”

    As we all understand a “workable plan” to Reid is whatever he says it is. He has his own special definition and understanding of everything. Bless his heart, his mind is gone and he hasn’t missed it.

  • AZWarrior

    Insane.

    • ErikandKathy Muller

      Yes insane…but look at what voted them in!

  • http://www.coreyspofford.com/ YEROCDROFFOPS

    Durban just said “the economy will stall” if the government is shut down… Idk if he’s been shopping for groceries lately but yeah… we’ve been stalled for the last 3 years..

    • Zane Henry

      So glad we’ve had Summers of Recovery I, II and III. And we’re awash in decent paying, full time jobs, too.

      Thanks Democrats!

      • sharinite

        Yeah and I bet all those dead Muslims would cheer him too for his Arab Spring…it’s all of a piece with these dem dolts.

  • DeltaGravity

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…sigh.

  • MentalHealthforProgressivesLLC

    This dribble from Mr. Clean Face, arguably the most partisan asshat on Capital Hill. Does he take us all for idiots? Yes, he is one who clearly thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, conveniently ignoring the one glaring fact that stares at him in the mirror every morning – he’s an idiot!

    • celestiallady

      Perfect!

  • DonnaLynn

    “what’s best for the nation”…= community = communism = Harry Reid.

  • Al Gagnon

    A STRONG CASE FOR TERM LIMITS

    • tops116

      99.9999999% of elected officials are a strong case for term limits.

  • texas_suzie

    Just how did this idiot get so powerful? Who’s he blackmailing?

  • ObamaFail

    Senility is an ugly thing to witness. The most partisan Majority Leader in the last few decades wants to talk about being non-partisan? We really, really need term limits. Oh, and Harry Reid has surpassed Nancy Pelosi. He is now officially the most unpopular politician in Congress.

  • https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain-Americas-Wife/162958907243936 Captain America’s Wife

    More proof that Harry’s bipolar:

    “There’s no need for conversations. We’ve spoken loudly and clearly, and we have the support of the president of the United States, and that’s pretty good.”

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/09/26/sen_reid_theres_no_need_for_conversations.html

  • ObamaFail

    TRANSLATION: “Republicans are trying to help the American people, but Obama and I want Socialism! So I’m gonna stomp my foot like a petulant child even though I’m adult diaper age!”

  • ROMEBURNS

    Dr Smith is such an south side orifice.

  • ramone

    who voted for this idiot?

    • Spikehb

      The Culinary union with huge financial backing of MGM Grand and Harrah’s who were promised on-line gambling. Also a RINO republican who was promised huge government loans for a high-speed train fron Las Vegas to Victorville, Ca. (of all places).

  • nanakim

    These Democrats are morally bankrupted. No souls !!!

  • TJC62

    Most of his followers are fake, just like Obama’s

  • RJohnston

    So when will he start governing…because up until today he is still acting like a commie elite.

  • tops116

    Well, no one ever accused Harry Reid of having a grasp on reality. He still thinks Obamacare is popular, after all.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Senator Harry Reid: “Governing must be a cooperative effort that sets aside the ideological or parochial concerns in favor of what is best for the nation.”
    So when is Sen Reidiculous retiring already? The sooner he retires, the better ‘n’ better ‘n’ best it will be for this nation.

  • Lee Workman

    Alzheimers is setting in.

  • $13276751

    Wonder if Reid has as many fake followers as Hussein and Michelle?

  • joecool

    Harry “Nuclear Option” Reid, the worst Senate President in history.

  • David Jones

    I’m not sure that switch that is supposed keep you from saying dumb things is working in his head.

  • JR48

    If he were truly worried about what was best for the nation, he’d retire today.

  • Darren Esterline

    Hey Reid go fuck yourself!!!

  • Tatiana Covington

    Where is that background landscape? Mars?

  • Orpheus75

    If you put Reid, Pelosi, and Obama together (ah heck, let’s throw in Debbie wazzername Shultz for good measure), you still wouldn’t have the intelligence equivalency of mold.

  • Centurian2010

    Ah, Harry Reid the mouthpiece for liberal hypocrites everywhere.

  • John C

    Besides being a lying s.o.s., he appears to be mentally ill, well, I guess it true that Liberalism in a mental disorder and Harry Reid is all the proof you need.

  • gruntjust4u

    @Senator Reid, you sir should be charged with high Treason. You have been bought off by the corporations and no longer represent the PEOPLE who voted you in office. You are a disgrace among many and a career politician at that. Since you support obamacare so much you should all be forced onto it as well as you are no more privileged then any other American

  • NewWest 123

    Yep, he definately needs to be in a room with padded walls and I know quite a few others who should join him!

  • bkp100

    Doing a “harryreid” : The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one’s own behavior does not conform; pretense; delusional.

    Synonyms: dissumulation, nancypelosi, posturing, mendacity, barackobummer, duplicity, hypocrisy.

    Origin: Harry’s affected tweet

  • Jerrilyn

    Word is, Reid didn’t win his LAST election. Every vote was already punched on the ballot for him. When people asked, they were told it would be fixed when it was counted. But… it was counted by SEIU. We all know how honest THEY are. Besides, his handler, that Muslim Brotherhood guy who gives Harry money, would never allow Harry to lose. He is putting up good money to get things done his way. Nevada is screwed until Harry decides to give up the ghost when he is 100 or so years old. Which means the rest of us are screwed, too.

    • DanielTribeofDAN

      Massive fraud perpetrated throughout…liars,cheats and thieves, with few exceptions, from top to bottom, and certainly rotten from the left…

  • ErikandKathy Muller

    What has happened to the quality of people?

  • $762392

    “This Senator is lost”!

  • Richard Willey

    He is correct…..The little people don’t know chit ..You need someone with a mind capable of seeing the big picture..People need to be controlled by an all knowing Govt…..

  • Deane Cooper

    Whore House Harry has never heard a lie he won’t repeat

  • GulfPundit

    Maybe it was a confession.

  • Dylan Felts

    Reid is almost as adept at talking out both sides of his mouth (at the same time) as O!

  • My Texas Alibi

    Someone get Harry Reid a Depends and bib, his drip’s on wide open!

  • JimmyNashville

    Blaming Ted Cruz for DC’s mess is like blaming the kitchen light for all the newly discovered cockroaches.

  • mapache
  • Barb Kyser

    Funny, I don’t see any positive remarks and still the dems insist that America wants Obamacare. I have to be living in bizarro world.

  • Jim Zinn

    He stated once that he ‘only reads what is written’ for him. Blame his keepers I guess.

  • James Neal

    Who hacked Harry…and posted something that he doesn’t believe?

  • Sophie Ro

    ‘Governing must be a cooperative effort that sets aside the ideological
    or parochial concerns in favor of what is best for the nation.—
    Senator Harry Reid (@SenatorReid)’

    s/b ‘in favour of what is best for my land deals.’

  • Gary F Brown

    Is he tweeting, or tweaking??