Oh, don’t we all wish we could, Mr. Miller! Dennis Miller scored with that tweet, which has been made a favorite nearly 100 times. But he wasn’t done. Miller took President Obama, the Clintons and Oprah to task as only he can.

First some more rodeo clown flap mockery:

Ha! But, priorities!

Snort. The Clintons were under fire next:

Zing-tastic. Now back to the never-ending well of Obama mockery fodder:

Beautiful. And to round out the trifecta of zing, a little Oprah snark. You see, Oprah keeps claiming acts of racism at high-end boutiques:

Miller style! As we’ve said before, Dennis Miller plus Twitter equals pure gold.


‘Nails it!’ Drudge headlines, C.S. Lewis quote put rodeo clown flap in snarky nutshell [pic]

Truth in comedy! Dennis Miller spots the difference between Obama and a rodeo clown

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  • Love of Country

    Dennis Miller is a national treasure. Oprah? Not so much, anymore.

    And hey Opie …. before you call that lady in Switzerland a racist in front of God and everyone else in the world (yawn) …. try to get some perspective on her own personal POV. Because if she’s ever turned on MSNBC or CNN then all she ever hears is that black people in America are actually just too broke to receive free photo ID’s in order to cast their vote for their presidential nominee.

    And so maybe Trudie was just thinking to herself …. “Wow, are these those same folks from America who are actually too broke to get free stuff even when it’s really important to them? Unbelievable!”

    And so even if your story about what happened over there is true, who could really blame her reluctance to show you the 38,000 dollar handbag?

    You can’t have it both ways, Oprah!

    • Insubordinate

      Quit listening to Oprah during the OJ Simpson trial after proclaiming his innocence. Just another race baiter.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Your point about the voter ID and money is a great one!

      • Love of Country

        Thanks, and your new moniker is cracking me up, lol.

      • Cajun

        Yeah, they can’t afford to get a FREE voter ID, but they can drive 35 miles to buy a 24 oz. and lottery ticket.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Oprah’s being played by the Obama’s. She thought she was “in” and found she was only 1/4 “in” years ago. She’s used to being at the top of the heap, so that stung. Now, she’s being a good little girl, doing what she’s told and towing the ‘Bama line, so she’s back in good graces. Bet it’s been a long time since she’s had to do so much bum-kissing.

    • Marcy Cook

      That should be our constant question over and over and over whenever they say it’s a hardship or intimidating to get voter photo ID:

      You can take all the free stuff, but it’s too hard and you’re too scared to take free photo ID to vote?

      • RosiesSeeingRed

        No, no, no Marcy, word it this way when confronting a liberal: Why are you so racist to think that blacks are too stupid or lazy to pick up a free ID?

        • MarcusFenix

          I’ve been trying to get someone to answer that on one of the other twitchy posts here all day and haven’t gotten a straight answer yet…likely, because it wouldn’t be something they’d say publicly…certainly not a position they could defend.

          • RosiesSeeingRed

            Well, liberals obviously DO think blacks are too stupid or lazy to pickup an ID, or else they wouldn’t be opposed to a law that applies to everyone. Their racism is on display for all to see, whether they want to answer the question or not.

          • MarcusFenix

            Bingo, we have a winner! :)

          • AmericanMom

            It’s not only the racist angle democrats are using on blacks, but the criminal element as well for voter ID, because of their high crime to subsidized ghetto area ratio, dems know they can be counted on to vote multiple times (and get away with it with democrat blessings). Anyone who’s watched the First 48, America’s Most Wanted and a host of other crime shows on TV KNOWS that certain areas in certain cities are unsafe, and most are areas of government subsidized housing.

          • screamingmad

            Warning: Red Herring. Folks, they DO HAVE ID’s. Why are people buying into that crap. You can’t live your life without ID’s. Please, you are being used. For the very few who don’t, they can get them. The liberals have got you to scratch your head and try to figure out a way to explain it. They have your attention pointed the wrong way. Same with the rodeo clown. Never, never let them do this to you. This pisses me off SO much.

      • jean

        Actually, Oprah could buy voter IDs for everyone and never even miss the money spent.

        • trixiewoobeans

          GOOD IDEA!!

    • Junie3

      I’m going to use that too broke to receive a free photo ID. Genius. Okay, I”m gonna copy, paste all of it and email the whole thing to myself and use it. All credit will go to you. I’m in NC and the freaks are going crazy here about voter ID.

      • Love of Country

        But I bet they’re not too broke to get a free TV, lol.

      • dwsmokin

        Maybe NC will invite those volunteers from the UN to monitor their elections. Since the biggest problem they found in the Presidential election was our lack of requiring ID (which appalled them), they probably won’t be welcome in any blue states.

      • dwsmokin

        Maybe NC will invite those volunteers from the UN to monitor their elections. Since the biggest problem they found in the Presidential election was our lack of requiring ID (which appalled them), they probably won’t be welcome in any blue states.

    • SineWaveII

      Amen LOC 1000 up votes (but only one real one since I’m not a democrat voter and you’re not Obama)

  • Just Another Guy

    I’m needing more than amnesty…can I get a “Bullshit Waiver” for all the crap that is going on around us?

  • neoface

    Oprah is a true racist, I don’t see her building a school in a poor white neighborhood. No one calls her on her racist comments, such as: “I wish my grandma can see me now, all these nice white folks are working for me.” Apparently her grandma told her once if she was a good girl, someday she would work for some nice white folks.

    • Love of Country

      The bottom line is the DNC is the worst thing that has ever happened to black (and white) people in America. Oprah has truly become a communist Auntie Tom, IMHO. And so it’s really no wonder she and Dinglebarry feel right at home in Chicago …. the place where black folks go to die early ….. very, very early, indeed.

    • Junie3

      Odd that she has a movie out about racism and is out telling stories about RACISM, maybe she’s been paying attention to the no show movies and is trying to play the victim so people will go see her movie. Hasn’t all of her movies been about blacks, slaves, racism?

      • neoface

        Oprah obviously has issues. If I was her I would just enjoy the fruits of my labor and stay out of politics. I experience racism and sexism on regular bases, just because she has accessibility to the media, it doesn’t mean she has to use it. In what country can Oprah become a celebrity? She has a high school education, besides knowing the art of gab she is without talent, in fact I would say its the color of her skin that got her this far. Most people already hate her because she brought us Obama, so if I was her I would lay low and live my fortunate. But that’s just me.

  • Hannibal

    The clerk at Trois Pommes insists that she told The Oprah that she could not show her the bag unless The Oprah wiped the Cheese Whiz off her hands.

    • bicentennialguy

      I’m surprised she didn’t start bawling on TV when she telling the story. One thing she does and does really well is turning on the tears.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        #WaterWorks #Monopoly You understaaaaaand? XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • DaMello

    “Off to hike in the deep woods. Maybe I’ll find our country back there
    with a broken leg and discover why we haven’t heard from it in a while” – Dennis Miller


    • dwok

      Agreed, that should become an all time classic quote.

  • ELC

    Nobody says it better than Dennis.

  • BlahBlah

    What is “oprah”?

    • CatHerder

      Swahili for “much ado about nothing.”

      • BlahBlah

        I thought it was in foreign language but then decided it couldn’t be Spanish cuz that’s not a foreign language.

      • freeinaz

        Swahili or Kenyan, it’s hard to tell.

    • The Penguin

      An all encompassing state of “being”. Do you not hear the Angels singing?

      • BlahBlah

        Yes, as a matter of fact I took my tiny violin out of its case immediately!

        • The Penguin

          Good to have you back Blah…I’ve been baaad.

          • BlahBlah

            What did you do! Tell the truth. Surely you didn’t wear a clown suit to mock our President Obama? Did you? *wrings hands*

            I’m not here much cuz new job. I’m on the construction site for long days but next week I’ll have the internets there.

          • The Penguin

            Good luck in your new job yo…As far as what I did wrong…depends on the perspective. Calls it like I sees it. Hardly the popular opinion. Just roll.

          • BlahBlah

            Thanks, the new job is totally awesome.

            The lulziest part is that we’re building a green self sustained bio-d,fhsdjkhaskld askdfjalksfh building. The contractors are all Republicans (Long Island) and every day is one endless mockery. 😀

          • The Penguin

            Cool. Do you need any precision sheetmetal or machined parts ? I’ll offer up.

          • BlahBlah

            It’s all contracted out already and in production. Also I’m not with the contractors, I’m construction management for the county.

          • The Penguin

            Cool. Just lookin to help is all.

          • BlahBlah

            Of course! Thanks. It is good to know people and develop more business. I’m always for that. Especially after Bono approved of this practice. Now we can be out of the closet!

          • HWarrior13

            A tad off topic, but do you all mind if I make a pitch to help out Tuffy? Thanks all


          • BlahBlah

            Not off topic as far as I’m concerned, thanks!

          • HWarrior13

            Thanks Blah…didn’t want to intrude on your reunion here.

            And welcome back, even if I have no idea who are you and where you went :-)

          • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

            Congrats, and Good luck! Jawamax 8<{D}

          • nc

            Good to see you back here, BB, your unique contributions were missed! Good luck with the new job!

          • BlahBlah

            Thanks y’all. I like posting here and reading all your comments. It’s usually the best laughs of the day! :)

          • nc

            So many witty people in one place. It’s the best.

    • TocksNedlog

      It’s “Harpo” backwards — which explains why she can’t STFU.

      • lapin.grove

        I think she should be named: Yeprah..
        HARPEY spelled backwards.

  • HWarrior13

    “The Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Foundation makes Wyclef Jean’s Haiti Fund look like The Little Sisters Of The Poor. #belovedgrifters “……………….LMAO @”BELOVED GRIFTERS ” …..Are you kidding me? That’s real good stuff there!

    • The Penguin


      • HWarrior13

        That’s my new nickname for those two “Beloved Grifters”…Really sums them up to a tee.
        And my new nickname for Wendy Davis is “Abortion Barbie”

        • The Penguin

          likin’ it…

          • HWarrior13

            Yeah, truly does seem like them doesn’t it?
            Those Clinton’s are the sleaziest pair in politics and yet the low information voters LOVE them.

  • Ruth

    I quit even occasionally watching Oprah after she had Maya Angelou on who was saying she doesn’t allow anyone to talk bad about another race because it poisons everything. (Not a direct quote but that was the gist of the conversation) Oprah nodded so thoughtfully and couldn’t agree more. Then she turns around and has Michael Moore on who went on and on about Stupid White Men and Oprah was just laughing up a storm. To see the white women in the audience was priceless. They would start to clap and then stop with this “What did he just say?” looks on their faces. Oprah….what a hypocrite.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    NAILED IT! #MKHammer on ALL THREE! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • HWGood

    Yes, it’s always Miller Time.

  • jandbcinAZ

    I cancelled the Gift Sup. someone gave me to O – Sick of Stars using there Status to propagandize. I will stop going to any of the MOVIES OF ANY OF THE STARS THAT SPEAK FOR THE UN-AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE BILL. PERIOD.

  • freeinaz

    When do they come out with the Oprah masks? No rodeo should be without one. One clown with the Oprah mask could then seek comfort from the one with the Dr. Phil mask.

    • stuckinIL4now

      So who gets insulted with this one–blacks, fat people or can you get a two-fer?

  • Stephanie Snyder Staker

    I love his tweets! Hate to miss a single one. The sad part is that even though what he says is a “bit” exaggerated, he is not far off the truth at all. He just makes us grin a bit with it.

  • stuckinIL4now

    I’d love to comment more but I can’t stop ROFLMAO!

  • Carabella1

    Why is the schlocky Dennis Miller even relevant? No one has heard from this has-been in years and he suddenly appears as a Reichwing nutcase? Way to make a comeback, Denny.

    • HWarrior13

      And yet….here YOU are here, discussing HIM. He on the other hand, doesn’t even know that YOU breathe air on this planet.

    • gwvanderleun

      You know Carabella, if you spent more time perfecting your autofellatio you’d be a lot more popular with yourself.

      • Carabella1

        No, Gerry, your wife does that for me… even though I don’t have that kind of – um – package. Practicing projection much? Enjoying your socialist Social Security checks much?

        • Chris Chambers

          Miller’s been busily doing shows with Bill O’Reilly…he does have to go to work, but he likes to educate people like you.

    • The Penguin

      ….said the nobody to anybody douche.

  • JD Son

    Miller, you rock, and thanks for going for going full throttle conservative. Oprah, you are a composite liar, like Obama, and the Clintons need to find a new way to lie.

  • Jeff H

    What’s with the letter “O” these days? I thought “uppity” started with a “U”.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Hey! Can we get DM back on MNF!?!

  • Spasmolytic

    I’ve noticed something very intriguing about Dennis Miller. Very rarely is he attacked by the left. There’s a reason for this. Miller’s funny, witty, and intelligent. Liberals know not to mess with him.

  • bill_a_bob

    I’m hoping for a colorblind world where Oprah and all people of means are free and unencumbered to buy a $40000 purse. I’m sure that was frederick Douglass’s, dr Martin Luther king and rosa parks dream!