Bada-zing! As Twitchy reported, President Obama has tapped lying liar who lies, Susan Rice, as the new national security adviser. Samantha Power will replace Rice at the UN.

Worst cop buddy movie ever? You decide!

Jonah Goldberg offers up something that may make for a great plot for installment one in the film series.

Bam.

  • rinodino

    Ehh nothing can top the original Chaney and Rumsfeld …. By far a classic Ed wood type of flick

    • GTJessop

      *crickets*

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      *yawn*

      • J. Cox

        You forget…he is a mma troll..getting any part of his statement correct would be asking a-lot

        • disappearing moderate

          Aww cut him some slack. It’s tough getting paying a dollar per trolling post. Jobs are scare in this economy thanks to his hero Zero.

          • J. Cox

            You are correct…I guess this does count as a +1 shovel ready job.lol

          • 3seven77

            Only if the shovel is applied to his head. Repeatedly.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            I heard it was a nickel per…and even at that, rino is way, *way* overpaid.

    • Clete Torres

      Write your own material, do you? Might want to find a new line of work, rd.

      • rinodino

        Greg Gutfield writes my stuff…. probably need to fire him

        • mike_in_kosovo

          Saying the opposite of Gutfeld “Gutfeld writes my stuff”.

        • Just Another Guy

          And a liar to boot! Yep…you’re a Liberal…

    • detroit19

      Who’s Chaney?

      • Just Another Guy

        He’s a guy who lives rent-free in Liberal minds, torturing them worse than waterboarding…

        • TexasMom2012

          That would be Cheney not Chaney! LOL

        • TexasMom2012

          That would be Cheney not Chaney! LOL

    • Billie Slash

      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    • lainer51

      it’s Cheney with an “e”
      Low information much?

    • Jeremy

      *Yawn*

  • I M Free

    i wonder what advice Rice will give to POTUS.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Based on history: poor.

    • disqus_eric

      Syrian civil war due to youtube video.

    • Jay Stevens

      None. None needed. Remember when Obama said he can do his staff’s jobs better they can?

    • Just Another Guy

      She doesn’t have to…he doesn’t know anything until he sees it on Fox, remember?

  • OLLPOH # UnBanHana!!!!!!!

    So sad, lots of similarities from previous picks for other departments, guess that the gene pool is minimized or empty to pick from….

  • OLLPOH # UnBanHana!!!!!!!

    Alright, get the cameras rolling…America you will have to duck and cover.

  • Jack Deth

    Rice & Powers?… More like Turner & Hootch!

    • AMERICAN Kafirâ„¢(KAdams)

      Abbott and Costello?

      • CatHerder

        Dumb and dumber.

  • Mister A

    It’s actually a movie about two sports stars: Jerry Rice and Kenny Powers.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    The best part is that Rice doesn’t need Senate confirmation. #TeaPeopleShakeFistsWithImpotentRage

    • Clayton Grant

      We defer to your intimate knowledge of raging impotence.

      • AMERICAN Kafirâ„¢(KAdams)

        Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! And rage.

        • Clete Torres

          Being impotent will cause rage, I’m guessing.

  • BlahBlah

    I was busy all morning deleting all my *likes* from YouTube. *whew* Hope I didn’t miss any.

  • Steve_J

    Rice and Powers, the Daily Double of anti-Semitism.

  • BeeKaaay

    Rice & Powers = bad chinese food dish which makes you want to run to the bathroom.

    Wait, that’s all 4 years of Obama’s policies.

  • BeeKaaay

    Rice & Powers = bad chinese food dish which makes you want to run to the bathroom.

    Wait, that’s all 4 years of Obama’s policies.

  • TexasMom2012

    I love Goldberg!

  • TexasMom2012

    I love Goldberg!