Wait, what?

https://twitter.com/kswag_kswag/status/339990614269636608

That’s right. Animal Planet has a new show called “Top Hooker.”

The show was announced earlier this year.

Bam!

Twitter users were quite confused as the promotion ramped up.

https://twitter.com/venom_56/status/339980204401373184

Oh, Animal Planet! Who let Beavis and Butt-head into the naming meeting? They said, “hooker” heh heh.

https://twitter.com/redasssam/status/340131381491412992

Writer Caprice Crane is awfully disappointed.

She wasn’t alone: Disappointment reigned.

https://twitter.com/JordanSummons/status/339966610460786689

https://twitter.com/strawberryboba_/status/340066396958511104

https://twitter.com/heatstroking/status/339009386502565889

Sad face. Or giggling madly face?

You aren’t alone, Crystal.

https://twitter.com/_mickeeyyy/status/339979426970337280

https://twitter.com/DatThoedMeskin/status/339948108903489536

https://twitter.com/RyanTwenT1/status/339957352499392512

Gold indeed.

Never change, Animal Planet!

Ha! We are all 12 years old now.