Wait, what?
https://twitter.com/kswag_kswag/status/339990614269636608
That’s right. Animal Planet has a new show called “Top Hooker.”
@BackAllieHooker and I just witnessed a commercial for a tv show on animal planet called "Top Hooker"…
— Adam Gantt (@AyoGantt22) May 30, 2013
In case y'all didn't know, there is a competitive fishing show called "top hooker". Yeah, hooker.
— Thomas (@TheThomasC) May 30, 2013
Are you the "Next Top Hooker"? http://t.co/dWEoLylknc
— Lisa (@LRizz20) May 30, 2013
The show was announced earlier this year.
Who Will Be America's FIRST Top Hooker? http://t.co/afWv30La0M #TopHooker
— Animal Planet (@AnimalPlanet) May 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/329622379384938497
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/296683558339215360
Bam!
Twitter users were quite confused as the promotion ramped up.
Top hooker? WTF are these networks showing. These shows get dumber and dumber by the day!!!
— Rick (@RickVazkez) May 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/venom_56/status/339980204401373184
https://twitter.com/berkleyconner/status/339958275598610433
Animal Planet has a new show coming out called "Top Hooker." For some reason it's about fishing and not hosted by Brett Michaels. #comeon
— Seth (@sethsrobot) May 30, 2013
Oh, Animal Planet! Who let Beavis and Butt-head into the naming meeting? They said, “hooker” heh heh.
https://twitter.com/redasssam/status/340131381491412992
The fishing reality show is called top hooker….really thought that one through didn't you animal planet
— JEANSHORTSHiGHROLLER (@jeanshortscarlo) May 30, 2013
I feel like "Top Hooker" wasn't the best name choice for that new fishing show they are coming out with on Animal Planet.
— Ian (@ianhertenstein) May 28, 2013
"Top Hooker"? Good god, who came up with that title.
— tiff? (@tiffany_wynne) May 30, 2013
Writer Caprice Crane is awfully disappointed.
Just got totally excited by the headline "Top Hooker Reality Show Ordered" & then DEVASTATED when I saw it's about fishing. Your move, TLC.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) May 1, 2013
She wasn’t alone: Disappointment reigned.
"Top Hooker", despite the potential of that title, is a show about fishing. #disappointment
— Devin MacDonald (@MacDevin) May 30, 2013
There's a new show called Top Hooker coming out…not as exciting now that I saw the preview
— AnastasiaBeavrhausen (@sarita7108) May 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/JordanSummons/status/339966610460786689
A fishing show called Top Hooker. I think I'm done with life.
— Manda @ Nagi & Minami Birth Month ? (@strawberryboba_) May 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/JackAnderson75/status/340063223623581696
https://twitter.com/StuffFratsLike/status/339444687406526464
https://twitter.com/heatstroking/status/339009386502565889
https://twitter.com/DawnKiebals/status/340123712735035392
"Top Hooker" sounds like an awesome show until you realize it's about fishing.
— Jamie Arledge (@Rawrledge) May 30, 2013
Very disappointed to hear the new show called "Top Hooker" is actually about fishermen.
— Mike (@WhosYoDrama) May 25, 2013
Sad face. Or giggling madly face?
There's a show coming out called Top Hooker. At 2am, I find this hilarious. #doesanyoneagree #orisitjustme
— Crystal Joiner (@crystaljoiner) May 30, 2013
You aren’t alone, Crystal.
@Charzardmander randomly woke up and the tv was on a commercial for "Top Hooker" and I immediately started laughing
— Jaryd Toohey (@JRToohey) May 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/dusmfgco/status/340003745859530752
https://twitter.com/_mickeeyyy/status/339979426970337280
https://twitter.com/amaadjerome/status/339972590854606848
Why is there a fishing show called "top hooker" lmao
— No Favors ENT (@NoFavorsENT) May 30, 2013
Who names a show "Top Hooker" lmao
— G (@GioTheGreat92) May 30, 2013
LOL TOP HOOKER
— Alex Alonso (@_alexalonso) May 30, 2013
There's a new fishing show called "Top Hooker" lmao ?
— lil'alexxx (@littleee_alexxx) May 30, 2013
https://twitter.com/RyanTwenT1/status/339957352499392512
Gold indeed.
There is actually a show about catching fish called Top Hooker… Thanks Animal Planet…
— Aaron Birnell (@aaronbirnell) May 30, 2013
Never change, Animal Planet!
If the Top Hooker show isn't riddled with sex puns I will be disappointed.
— Becca Boone (@Bumble_Bex) May 30, 2013
Ha! We are all 12 years old now.
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