Oh, Piers. Tyranny hunting? How hilarious. At least this time it didn’t take you 18 or 21 hours to come up with such an oh-so-witty rejoinder.

CNN contributor Dana Loesch announced on Twitter this afternoon that she is planning to take a ride on a tank this weekend.

She then graciously invited Piers to come along for a joy ride. Remember, Piers Morgan recently, and absurdly, demanded that Loesch tell him if there was a right to tanks.

Piers snarkily replies.

Dana continues to extend the invitation, with hilarious results.

And then the idea of a Unity Tank was born!

And, yes, they sure do.

https://twitter.com/MattGarvin/status/294528888195911680

Make that happen!

Will it come up tonight, or will there just be more crumpling of paper in a fit of snit?

Stay tuned!

Update:

Looks like we’ll have to wait a little longer for the tank talk:

But hopefully not too much longer!

  • Botzilla

    Always funny that gun control advocates are the least knowledgeable about guns. The AR-15 has never been used by the military, its a sporting rifle!!!

    • Blake Waymire

      I’ve tried to educate the ones on my Facebook list (including a long, in-depth note about the differences between various firearms and the legal uses for them), but they don’t listen. Now I don’t even try. Then again, their severe lack of knowledge helps turn them into laughing stocks in the rest of the country.

      • Lord Foggybottom

        Who cares if they’re laughing stocks? They vote. That’s what I care about.

        I’ve stopped talking to those kinds of people because I don’t respect them. If they can’t be bothered with facts, I can’t be bothered with them.

        • Ronald

          But they talk to each other, and they spread their ideas far and wide. So if you don’t talk to them, you’ll be left preaching to the choir.

          • Lord Foggybottom

            They spread their ideas far and wide, not ours. I don’t talk to them anymore because they wont listen to anything we say. It’s a waste of time and energy, and I’m tired of listening to their bullshit.

          • Ronald

            You might be right; they might not listen, but if conservatives won’t talk to liberals, the liberals will prevail. That’s because while they are out their spreading their message through the media, educational institutions, etc, we’ll be here lamenting. Talking, creating dialogue is necessary. We can’t just ignore them and hope they will go away.

          • Lord Foggybottom

            Have you read any articles on this site? Do you not see the hatred coming from these people? They won’t listen to you, they will only call you names before they threaten to kill you. Open a Tumblr account and you’ll see the exact same behavior.

            Don’t waste your time with these people; they are petty, small-minded and full of hate for everything that isn’t like them.

          • June Clinkenbeard

            I think you are 100% right about this. They are not open to discussion…period. It is a waste of time talking to people with tin ears. What we should be doing is cleaning up around the people who post nonsense on the Conservative side. Yes, it does happen and does not help the cause for incorrect tweets and Facebook posts to fly by with no correction. I see stuff every day and I always correct it with evidence to back it up but it’s never ending. It’s tedious but I don’t like my friends and family continually being whipped up by exagerations and outright lies. Real life is getting scary enough. Conservatives have to make sure they support what is true and get that message out to others. It’s a full time job…

          • Ronald

            You might be right; they might not listen, but if conservatives won’t talk to liberals, the liberals will prevail. That’s because while they are out their spreading their message through the media, educational institutions, etc, we’ll be here lamenting. Talking, creating dialogue is necessary. We can’t just ignore them and hope they will go away.

          • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

            yeah pretty much in the same frame of mind here.

          • Lord Foggybottom

            They spread their ideas far and wide, not ours. I don’t talk to them anymore because they wont listen to anything we say. It’s a waste of time and energy, and I’m tired of listening to their bullshit.

        • Ronald

          But they talk to each other, and they spread their ideas far and wide. So if you don’t talk to them, you’ll be left preaching to the choir.

      • Lord Foggybottom

        Who cares if they’re laughing stocks? They vote. That’s what I care about.

        I’ve stopped talking to those kinds of people because I don’t respect them. If they can’t be bothered with facts, I can’t be bothered with them.

    • BenH_76

      Here is a great little slideshow to educate gun grabbers… http://www.assaultweapon.info

    • Ronald

      I wonder if that is because when somebody knows a great deal about a subject or thing, they tend to like it. When somebody knows nothing about a thing, they tend to be indifferent or to dislike it. Going out on a limb here, but I bet you know a lot about guns right?

    • Ronald

      I wonder if that is because when somebody knows a great deal about a subject or thing, they tend to like it. When somebody knows nothing about a thing, they tend to be indifferent or to dislike it. Going out on a limb here, but I bet you know a lot about guns right?

  • Jack Deth

    Oh, how very cool!

    A Stuart is a gas powered, WWII Light Tank named after J. E. B. (James Ewell Brown) Stuart of the Civil War. A fair to middling Confederate Cavalry officer, who believed is using reconnaissance far ahead of his main elements. Which is why he won most of his battles.

    The tank should have a blocked 57 mm main gun and portals and fitting for a .30 and .50 caliber machine guns. Though should be relatively (25-40mph) fast

    Used mostly as a Reconnaissance Vehicle during WWII. It was also the topic of the line of DC Comics “Haunted Tank” series in the 1960s.

    Betcha Piers begs off!

    • SDN

      Stuart.

    • SDN

      Stuart.

    • CatHerder

      The Stuart had a piddly little 37mm main gun.

  • Pat Loudoun

    Why is it the most self indulgent people are always the first to say “you don’t need that”?

    • APW

      Hahaha–just like my ex-husband, the most selfish man to walk the face of the earth.

  • Pat Loudoun

    Why is it the most self indulgent people are always the first to say “you don’t need that”?

  • peteee363

    let me know if he is joining you for the tank summit, and will there be guns too? if he chickens out, give me a call, i would love a ride in a tank with a fellow conservative!

  • peteee363

    let me know if he is joining you for the tank summit, and will there be guns too? if he chickens out, give me a call, i would love a ride in a tank with a fellow conservative!

  • BlueGood

    So if Piers accepts Dana’s invitation, can we say “He’s in the TANK for Dana”????

    (snort…..)

    • peteee363

      i think he’s a bit light in the loafers!

    • bonnieblue2A

      I’ll see your (snort) and raise you one:
      Were Piers a gentleman he would have responsed to Dana with a courteous “no tank you”.

      • BlueGood

        I’ll have to take that as a call Bonnie…Okay…

        Full House, 3 Snorts & a pair of Giggles….

        LOL

  • BlueGood

    So if Piers accepts Dana’s invitation, can we say “He’s in the TANK for Dana”????

    (snort…..)

  • LordLieutenant

    Dear Americans, Thank you very much for the tanks. True, we took a beating in them, but it was better than standing in the desert shouting ‘bang’ and making the types of gestures liable to get you suspended from school.

    As a reward for your generosity toward your allies, you may be permitted to rag the living heck out of the M3s questionable suspension in an effort to deliver blunt force trauma to Mr Morgan’s dome.

    Ok. Get to it and good luck!

    • NRPax

      LordLieutenant, as a former Marine trained in tracked vehicles (Specifically construction equipment), I think it might be better to use Mr. Morgan as a subsitute for “tread grease.” I’ll let you know if we can get use out of him that way.

      • LordLieutenant

        Or you could use him to save on those MICLICs. All videos on youtube. :)

        • NRPax

          The videos would be more viral than Gangam Style. I’m intrigued.

  • LordLieutenant

    Dear Americans, Thank you very much for the tanks. True, we took a beating in them, but it was better than standing in the desert shouting ‘bang’ and making the types of gestures liable to get you suspended from school.

    As a reward for your generosity toward your allies, you may be permitted to rag the living heck out of the M3s questionable suspension in an effort to deliver blunt force trauma to Mr Morgan’s dome.

    Ok. Get to it and good luck!

  • ozconservative

    No civilian “needs” a Spitfire either

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8NOlqCDhc

  • lainer51

    What a sight – a weinie like Piers hanging on for dear life while Dana maneuvers the big “tank” around…. would pay to see that one..

  • ember

    Unity Tank…imagine, it took a conservative to offer unity and the liberal deftly ignores.

    • libzRdumm

      It was a nice try,but Piers hates anything with a long protruding cylinder sticking off the front of it, which is why “he” had that little operation back in Jolly Ol’ England.

    • TexSizzle

      Deftly, or daftly? In Morgan’s case, is there a difference?

  • blueniner

    Piss Morgan has no sense of humor as is the case with most Liberals.

  • abnormalslc

    the Tank Summit

  • http://twitter.com/LibertyRanger Liberty Ranger

    I was trying to get these two together over a Week ago for a Tank ride! THEY COULD OWN one together! — https://twitter.com/notalemming/statuses/291958223773257728 and https://twitter.com/notalemming/statuses/291957121505951744

  • Turning Leaves

    Dana Loesch plays the Jim Garner role in this remake of 1984’s Tank, with Piers Morgan as corrupt Sheriff Cyrus Buelton.