Oh, dear. Perhaps Romney should have zinged her with a “bless your heart” yesterday! At a campaign event in Florida, Michelle Obama told Obama supporters to get to the polls on November 2.

Well, maybe the voting date is different in those other seven states? Or, is it just the Chicago Way?

More from The Weekly Standard:

So that one new voter that you register in your precinct — think about it — that one neighbor that you get to the polls on November the 2 I want you to understand, that could be the one that makes the difference.

Yes, perhaps it could make a difference! Citizens quickly let the First Lady know that they totally agree with her. Obama supporters, go vote … on November 2!



Precisely. The media frenzy would be epic, if Palin had said it.

No need to come back and vote on the actual date, Obama supporters. The grown-ups have it covered. You’re welcome!

  • http://www.facebook.com/tom.bannigan.3 Tom Bannigan

    Everyone realizes that they will sue because they could not vote on November 2nd because the man closed them down, right?

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      And it will show they indeed are Zombies who got infected with the L-virus (Liberalism virus).

  • dennylee60

    Dog whistles to all Dems: “Begin cheating on Nov 2. Dead people and pets vote on Nov 2-3. Illegal and children Nov 3-4. Union members Nov 5. Everyone else Nov 6.”

  • WJGBalderama

    For the first time in my adult life, I agree with a Democrat.

  • stuckinIL4now

    That’s Mooch’s coded message to military voters in OIHO. Friday, Nov 2 is the cutoff date for early voting in Ohio and the Obama admin is suing to have that day, instead of Nov 5, be the cutoff for members of the military.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      The Obummer Admin is a bunch of cheaters.

  • http://optimalternative.com/ Mark B Hoover

    Bet she’s kicking her butt for that one…a target she SURELY cannot miss.

    • Owen007

      Nah. That would imply she takes responsibility for her words and actions. More likely, she’s kicking some poor intern’s butt for that one.

      • http://optimalternative.com/ Mark B Hoover

        Too true. Must have been one of her cast of thousands of aides and assistants. Need lots of help to keep that much butt in line.

        • http://twitter.com/Thunderchin Joseph Stuewe

          Yeah, an “Oversize Load” sign like on some big-rigs…

      • Jay Stevens

        No, it was Bush’s fault.

    • http://twitter.com/Thunderchin Joseph Stuewe

      All that butt and she tells us to diet and exercise. The less we eat, the more she can shove into her fat ass. Speaking of shoving and asses, November 6th, everyone!

  • Owen007

    The last time November 2nd was election day was 2010, as I recall. So, Mooch doesn’t know what year it is – just like when Barack signed a guestbook
    in 2011 with “2008.” They really are made for each other, aren’t they?

  • BeeKaaay

    Homer Simpson (after smoking MJ) “Dude, we spaced the election!”

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Wow! I apologize for the First Lady’s mistake. Let me please correct her.

    Attention All Democrats!! Make sure to vote on November 12!! It’s not the 2nd, it’s the 12th.

  • TimSPC

    Polls are open that day in Florida, where she was speaking.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Now, now. I’m sure she just got nervous in front of the cameras or something, bless her heart.

  • stillinthe60s

    Wait a minute. Did Obama just sign another executive order over the weekend when no one was watching? Maybe the jokes on us.

  • stillinthe60s

    Wait another minute. Obama was lamenting the fact the First Ladyship position was unpaid. Could he have created a new “Czarina of Election Dates” and put Michelle in charge of setting the date? The joke could still be on us.

  • G.

    Since dead voters helped the Dims so much in ’08, FLOTUS is aware of the time it takes for the dead to get up and dressed…

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    Silly people!
    The First Mastodon told The ObamaZombies to vote November 2nd as a reminder because the Democrat slogan is vote only straight ticket, vote early, vote often!

    Can’t you see how much help that’ll be? Also, spreading the voting over the days from the 2nd to 6th won’t over-work the slaves: they’ll be able to hold it down to 4 or 5 ballots a day!

    See, pResident Obunger is kind & easy on with plantation resources!

  • Elaine

    YES, please do and vote for Roseanne, please?

  • BeeKaaay

    Please correct her. Ask them to vote November 7th :)

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    FLOTUS Zombie needs brains.