Yes, it’s true. The pleasant-looking, smiling woman who fronted healthcare.gov for the better part of four weeks has gone missing. And who can blame her?

We thought maybe she emigrated to the Spanish-language site, but no.

Her photo has been replaced by cute circular icons encouraging consumers to apply for Obamacare by mail, over the phone, or in person. The problem is, those applications reportedly won’t get processed until the website is fixed:

With the supposedly state-of-the-art $600 million HealthCare.gov portal malfunctioning, President Barack Obama is urging Americans to go ahead and try to get health coverage by mailing in a paper application, calling the helpline or seeking help from one of the trained “assisters.”

But the truth is those applications — on paper or by phone — have to get entered into the same lousy website that is causing the problems in the first place. And the people processing the paper and calls don’t have any cyber secret passage to duck around that. They too have to deal with all the frustrations of HealthCare.gov — full-time.

Clearly, it is time for out-of-the-box thinking:

Update:

  • Ron Morisseau

    Where’s WaldoEstevez?

    • WhoMeToo

      #IwillNotLaugh #IwillNotLaugh #IwillNotLaugh

      • Kimihiro Watanuki

        Go ahead, I am!

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Isn’t it considered a bad sign when even your background images go into witness protection?

    • mickeyco

      love that one, Stephen.

    • Michael Burch

      bwahahahaahahahaha..now that is the funniest thing I have read all day,,,
      funny….Stephen L. Hall

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      Maybe she is just of having a girl’s weekend with Julia?

      • lewrod

        They’ve got their free birth control. Time to hit the night clubs!

        • Deborah Hallsted

          da’ clubs…

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      You win!!! That is hilarious !!!

    • Bryant

      ROFL! Brilliant!

    • Spiny Norman

      Comment of the Day, Stephen. Well done.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Went here just to read your excellent post

    • Suzanne Hall

      Needed a good laugh today, thanks! ROFL!

    • Katielee4211

      That was greatness!

    • Janet Campbell

      The best comment ever!

    • http://www.idonthaveawebsite.com/ JDC

      Okay, I guess we all have to quit commenting now. Nothing we do will ever top this.

    • BigTBoom

      The panel met and decided termination was the best treatment available for her condition.

    • Grace Fruit

      The best one yet, Stephen!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

    That whole layout is just terrible. Whoever thought that looked good enough to make public….oh wait.

    • no1unohere

      You have to remember…Communists LOVE that kind of stuff.

    • Kimihiro Watanuki

      Still though, these are the same people who thought a red, black, and white themed website would be great for their snitch site (Attaaaaccckkkkwaaattttch!!!!)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYKRokgX00

      • M Whitney

        Kimihiro, the perfect example of a derp….

      • Feliciano Cuadra

        SOME PEOPLE DON’T KNOW WHAT IS TRUE–EVEN IF THEY WERE LOOKING AT IT! NOTHING IS FREE!

  • Farfel_1776

    This whole idiotic situation just gets better by the minute. 😀

  • IBXNJ

    I would not care how much $$$ they pay me!!! This klusterfuq would cost me credibility!!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Just make it all…

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      because it is forever…

      • Worship Dancer

        wow that last one bottom right is the scariest glitch that has ever or will ever happen in the history of earth.

      • Larry Ebaugh

        So who is the man and woman in the lower right corner? I don’t recognize them.

        • http://itooktheredpill.wordpress.com/ Red Pill

          The alleged parents of Barry Soetoro.

          • tedlv

            “Alleged” meaning you are unsure he had parents?

      • The_Donald_2016

        More bumps in the road…

        Nothing but bumps with this regime of corrupt incompetents.

  • tjack

    You know we were force fed shiit when Obama refused the opportunity to post his image on a site meant to be seen by all of America.

    • GaylePutt

      You would think that he would, narcissist that he is, want his picture on the website for his signature legislation. Maybe Obama is trying to distance himself from himself.

      • TJCrane_NCC1701

        Well, to give Obama credit, the lower left circle (w/3 people) takes you to a directory of bath houses and tranny hookers in your city. So the site has THAT working for it…..

      • kingpin

        If that’s signature legislation, it’s proof that he can’t write. Illiterate!!!

      • William Richardson

        They need to put Hillary on there so she can get some exposure for 2016. lol

      • [email protected]

        If he were to fire Holder, he might have to take over the Justice Ministry portfolio, and arrest himself, ala Blazing Saddles sheriff.

        • Druid Biker

          As long as somebody moves so the n—er gets it!

          • tedlv

            The new shurreff is a >BONG<

      • Steven W

        Maybe you should put Mitt Romney or Better Yet, “The Heritage Foundation” who Created 90% of this act back in the late 90s and Implemented it in Massachusetts! . Oh but if you All knew that The Right Wing-nuts actually invented Obama Care You All would be whistling a different tune!

        • Terry

          Steven, I hope you really believe that cause I got some swamp land I’ll sell ya…………

    • karmafordems

      Buck Ofama, for the picture to be correct, would have had to post a pic of himself being twerked by Larry Sinclair. Isn’t that what he’s doing to the rest of us?

  • DJ in PA

    She was the only good thing in this whole mess. I miss her a lot.

  • Tnacgal

    No silly’s… That was the real Julia! Rumor has it she got married, quit her job, planning a family & wants to live happily ever after…what she doesn’t know yet is that Obamacare will screw up her American dream too! -The End-

  • WHMay

    Is dying of embarrassment covered under Obamacare?

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      yay.yay.

    • bobfairlane

      Yes, but instead of calling it a Death Tax, they will have some euphemistic name for it.

      • Deborah Hallsted

        Well, it will be hard for them, they’re unfamiliar with the word embarrass, since it comes from a sense of shame.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Wouldn’t anybody involved in the ObamaDERP website be in the Witless Relocation Program?

  • stuckinIL4now

    Do the lowBamabots have even a clue as to what the cute circular icons mean? They might mistake the one with the connected people figures for social networking.

    • GaylePutt

      Maybe one of them will blow up the website. Oh wait…it’s already “blown up”

  • HanaFiveO

    Good I’m glad the took that poor woman’s face off, I was waiting to hear a news report about someone walking up to her and punching her in the face, by someone who tried to use the website.

    • Scorpion

      That’s probably what actually happened.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      No kidding, they’ve been banging that picture like a cheap screen door.

  • Richard J Sunkle

    Witness protection program.

    • Pase’ Doble

      LMAO…. still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Noreen Gardner

      witless seems apropos

  • Flo Aumend

    The lady whose pic disappeared is a classmate of Michele Obama.

  • Flo Aumend

    Also, My hubby and I watch the Five every evening and I just hate it when Juan subs for one of the regulars. You never know what you will get or what absurd comments he will make.

  • Dominick Carrullo

    Nice lady was a classmate of Muchelle’s @ Princeton; this was a no-bid website. Go figure…..but don’t strain yourself.

    • Casca

      And the government spent $599,000,000 too much on it….

      • BLQ

        You mean we the people spent $599,000,000 on it.

      • Michael Lawrence

        Actually…..634 Million!!! You’re 35 million light.

      • Dominick Carrullo

        Thank you!

  • ScroobieRoobieRoooo

    President Obama recommends hitting your inhalater. “your gonna be able to get those those those breatha breathali those inhalatorz wit mah Obamacare. ” LOL suckaz you got pawnd, you’re paying for Obamacare! LULZ on ya.

  • ICOYAR

    Maybe “gone missing” has been literal?

    Reminds me of an example of Soviet censorship, which was the result of those people who the State executed. Each person airbrushed out in the photos were executed, or fell out of political favor so much as to be despised, if they were not executed.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Soviet_censorship_with_Stalin.jpg

    • MohammedTheTeddyBear

      HOLY SCHNIKES!! Is that Eric Holder on the far right of Pictures #1 & #2?

      • ICOYAR

        Nikolay Shvernik. So yes.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Interesting irony…

      Been watching again the Rise + Fall of The Third Reich on YouTube a refresher from reading the book several times; If folks were just to watch inside of 30 minutes of it would get a Real “WOW” and more in-site into really getting the gist of Who and What is in our Spitehouse.

    • Suzyqpie

      Read Harvest of Sorrow by Robert Conquest, the Kulaks history is stunning. They resisted the collective. They were individuals.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      No wonder dear leader wishes he were emperor.

  • carlberlin

    what happened to my smiling happy LIBERAL

  • https://www.rootswitch.com Clayton ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Anyone else notice it looks like an old ass version or wordpress or joomla?

  • $13423416

    No sweet girls face on website then I know it is a corrupt scam that the court let the people be scamed

  • http://www.angry.net/blog2 Angry Webmaster

    Now on milk cartons. “MISSING! Obamacare Glitch Girl!”

    • Vennoye

      Looks like that is not all that is missing!! This is making the rounds on FB today. “Serious New Problem Found in Obamacare Law: Only State Run Exchanges Can Offer Subsidies. Although we’ve heard of many problems coming to light, this particular problem could unravel the entire ACA plan —and it’s written into the law of the land.

      Pay very close attention to this one–the law, as written, cannot be changed without Congressional approval. The Federal subsidies are the only way the coverage becomes affordable except that 36 states are not offering a state run exchange. Checkmate…. (PLEASE PLEASE go to article and read!!) Thanks Barry Secrest for all the hours you put into investigating & piecing together info out there!!”

      http://www.conservativerefocus.com/blog5.php/2013/10/26/serious-new-problem-found-in-obamacare-law-only-state-run-exchanges-can-offer-subsidies

      • GaylePutt

        I thought Obama could not delay employer mandates either as he would be changing only part of the law without the approval of Congress. So why is that allowed?

        • Vennoye

          I agree with your question perfectly!! I don’t believe he should be able to pick and choose what to delay. But then, the Rs..the official party of “Hold then Fold” acts like he can do whatever he wishes!! Disgusting, isn’t it!!

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            It is a breach of his oath to the Constitutional Duty that he is to execute the laws. Federal Paper No. 57, Doctrine to the Constitution states it:

            The laws created by the legislators will apply to all members of society, including the legislators themselves.
            Obama “thinks” he’s not a part of society. He is the Ruler.

          • GaylePutt

            yes, it is.

        • Kevin Goettl

          You need opposition party leaders with more ballz than a Holstein Steer. (steer being a bull that has been neutered)

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Legally he can’t. If we had the Senate and not the Fuhrer’s right-hand man Reid, He’d done been gone.

        • tedlv

          The gawd emperor may do whatever pleases his highness.

      • http://www.angry.net/blog2 Angry Webmaster

        There’s at least one law suit underway because of this

        • tedlv

          The supremes will kick it out. Can’t sue the gawd emperor.

          • http://www.angry.net/blog2 Angry Webmaster

            Then the shooting starts. Roberts really screwed the pooch when he said the mandate was a tax. He forgot or ignored that all revenue raising measures have to be initiated in the house, NOT the senate.

            Obamacare in its current form with all the taxes came out of Reid’s senate. Roberts upholds that, he will have formally ended the constitutional republic.

      • tedlv

        Laws can be changed and revoked. This one may end up being easy to get rid of, since liberals are being slammed by its consequences. Of course, aren’t blaming each other…

    • sailwind

      Happy to help.

    • Kimihiro Watanuki

      OKay, I’ve missed Rage Boy. Your avatar rocks.

  • Paul Rowden

    She ran away!

  • Michael Smith

    Poor lady contracted “Flesh Eating Virus” and disappeared before coverage resolved.

    • tedlv

      Death panels?

  • Barb Brown Viens

    lets not forget the most frustrating thing of all OUR TAX DOLLARS PAID FOR CANADIAN COMPANY TO “OVER SEE ” THE BUILDING OF WEB SITE!! WTF NOT AMERICAN CITIZANS

    • tedlv

      The same company run by a schoolmate of Michele, who also somehow misplaced the $2B that was supposed to help with Big Storm Sandy. And a no bid contract besides! So many laws broken! Where is the AG in all this? Oh, yea…

  • Redniner

    “It doesn’t work. Fix the wallpaper.” Freakin’ idiots!

    • Lynn Hawkins

      OMG! This really cracked me up!!! Thanks Redniner, I needed that laugh!

  • Barb Brown Viens

    The worst thing about spending $600 + million of WE THE PEOPLES TAX DOLLARS is they hired CANADIANS TO “OVERSEE THE BUILDING OF IT!!! WTF

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Apparently, all the “best and brightest” could do for the site was remove an image.

    • unclebarb

      The new image above is more fitting. Heh

  • Cilla

    The mismanagement of this website gives the “gov” a fresh way to manually manipulate Obamacare into insuring who and how they want….Hey, I’m just saying.

  • Edward Shott

    People noticed that she had a hammer and sicle neckless

  • Cilla

    The website is a perfect way for the ‘gov’ to mismanage manually – which they are very good at doing….I’m just saying.

  • Not Anonymous

    Finally we know who to blame for this whole mess.

  • Jer

    So they can take her face off this, but can’t make the website work? Welcome to your Gov’t

  • Wow_Who_Would_Think

    Yes, Obama and his gang were blaming her for the Website failures so she went into hiding. (just kidding). Hopefully, she is fine and not in any trouble at all.

  • CLL

    Hahaha! The tweets and the comments, hilarious!!

  • C. Wyatt Hertz

    ACA is in a flat spin, about to impact the ground and crater big time.

  • Kenneth Tibor

    Your Government at it’s “Finest”!!!!!!………..Directed by a Muslim piece of Shit!!!!

  • rambler

    Maybe she was just a composite girl and she never really existed. The gov has gotten good at making stuff up.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Like the composite girl in Obama’s book.

      • rambler

        Yup.

    • TexasStomp

      Julia part deux.

  • Joe

    I bet they never got her permission ot put her photo there.

  • Brian Lauer III

    I’d go into hiding too…

  • Warner Raymond Hyde

    the onion did a photoshop that made her look scared….

  • David Johnson

    The One Person to get fired over this mess! The Cover Girl.

  • Karen S Musselman

    I had to borrow that photo… ROFLMAO

  • David Johnson

    Or she may be in witness protection there are lot of people pissed at that site! They can’t blame obama so she’s it!!

  • http://blog.aatoma.com/ Mike Souza

    The pretty latina pic was a subliminal message to illegals to go ahead and sign up for the all-expense-paid (by you, sucker) Obamacare. I read these Democrats like a 2nd Grade book now.

  • James Powers

    THE REAL SAD PART IS WITH THE FAILURE OF THE WEBSITE EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BUT CAN’T REGISTER WILL STILL GET FINED FOR NOT …. OH WAIT I MEAN TAXED FOR NOT OR IS IT FINED ” HELL WHO KNOWS” ???????

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      James you have your caps lock key pushed. Push it 1 time to take it off. Thanks!

      • James Powers

        I KNow HOw it WORKs this is just my attempt at screaming at the top of my keyboard…

  • Julie Jenkins

    You know why the original lady on the Obamacare web site has gone missing…she likely talked to Sean Hannity and the White House found out about it and poof! It is the kiss of death by Obama!

  • Jing Yagunazie

    more popcorn

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      They eat milk duds in the Spitehouse.

  • SohnMan
    • James Perley

      She is hiding in Estonia.

    • Julie the Jarhead

      Pretty young lady. Hope she finds a better job.

      Maybe Sean Hannity can hire her.

  • Frank Julian

    why don’t republicans care when people have to stand in line 7 hours to vote? Hell they do their best to make that happen.

  • joao1960

    They lifted source code to build it. I’m betting that the images are someone else’s property that they lifted too. Now it’s biting them in the arse.

  • kenneth Hadley

    I would love to see a beauty pageant sponsored by these clowns…..

  • JR

    It should be called “HealthSCARE.gov”

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      HealthSCAM.gov… FIFY! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://Realtorronw.com Ronald Wolchesky

    So you can register for Obama care by mail, over the phone, or in person. hmm, what ever happen about them being too poor and stupid to get a Voter photo ID ?

  • sean m

    I bet she’s an illegal immigrant to boot.

  • neoface

    Don’t worry Sandra Fluke is waiting in the wings to replace her.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Or Lena Dunham…. Or Cher, or Bette… Jawamax 8<{D}

      • Tommy Fowble

        Or Joan Walsh.

  • neoface

    How about those two smiling Asian women, are they still there???

  • Wag_a_Muffin (D)

    I bet she was Canadian.

  • John Ansell

    Now that the Obama shutdown is over they can put out an Amber alert.

  • pdigaudio

    She has been replaced by this guy …

    • Tommy Fowble

      WIN

  • geronl

    The Spanish page had pictures of Asians

  • Thomas Dunlop

    You will buy this insurance, you will buy this insurance, the king has spoken. I wonder are 26 year olds still kids living at home and do they really need to be covered or are they adult enough to take care of themselves? As I recall I got out of the Marines after 4 years at age 22 and was married. Do women over 50 still need maternity benefits? Do we really need this so called healthcare plan? I dont think so.

  • ziggrl
  • https://www.facebook.com/DirtyOldSailor Paul J. Pappas

    That;s funny cause a horse and rider came by earlier today for my application saying they had revived the Pony Express….

  • coldfear

    so libs say you can drive down town to sign up for O-care but you can not drive down town to get a pic I’D?

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Yay. Yay.
      We have said this CommieCare thing CAN NOT work until Hillary is elected, because Eric would lose every Voter ID case he’s put on the books.

  • Wm A Kensington

    could it be because healthcare.gov girl is actually from Estonia. The image was lifted and flipped from a Estonia tourism website..this is why it isn’t in any stock photo inventories.. Apparently someone realized it isn’t the smartest thing to have the face of American healthcare to not be an American.

  • WhoFarted

    Burn it to the ground.

  • Will

    Who is John Gault?

    • Infinite_Indeterminism

      Even: Who is John Galt ?

  • Glenn Adams

    “You know times are tough when the President of the US has to get a 2nd job as an Insurance Salesman, huh”?

    Wolfscratch

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      We send belly rubs!!! 😉

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Hmm – A h e m, …More than just never ending Glitches! Who da’ thunk it…
    From: http://www.mcclatcydc.com Worlds Anger at Obama Policies
    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2013/10/25/206552/worlds-anger-at-obama-policies.html

    From:www.realclearpolitics.com Bob Woodward-Bob Schieffer Secret Govt Under Obama Admin Needs to be review
    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/10/27/woodward_secret_government_under_obama_administration_needs_to_be_reviewed.html

  • Abaraxas

    The image was a generic Getty Image stock photo. There are actually many of this lady. She sold the rights to use that image probably years ago. I wonder what she thinks of it now.

    • toocoldinwa

      My career is over!

  • the realist

    Did she ever exists in the first place? She couldve easily been a computer generated image. Like they do with age progressive software

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    My computer (thusly known as ‘puter) is a FusterCluck too. so…send me all that garbled info, and I’ll fix it…with my room-mate’s air compressor! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Marcia Myers

    My bumper sticker says It all Obama the quicker f**ker upper

  • Michael Lawrence

    She probably lost her insurance and demanded to be taken off the site.

  • Robert Wood

    JUST LOVE THE NEW AD.

  • lukuj

    She had nothing to smile about, so she left.

  • gjsmith_62

    LOL, only the gov’t could build a computer system slower than snail mail

  • Frank-ly Speaking

    When I logged on to healthcare.gov all I got was a pop-up photo of the Obama rodeo clown giving me the middle finger salute. Now that wasn’t nice…

  • Ray Mangini

    My grandfather was part Cherokee, do I use smoke signals to enroll?

  • Big_Kahuna_U

    She left after it was discovered that she was an “ILLEGAL ALIEN” in the U.S. without any documents providing “legal status”

  • RUexperienced

    Who would want to be associated with this disaster?

  • rascallyrabbit

    Cleaned up image of Valerie Jarrett’s daugher?

  • Jim Denney

    She passed out at her PC from dehydration while waiting for the 404Care site to load. Word on the street is she paid cash for a private hospital room and is now resting comfortably under an assumed name.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1184197565 Jim Lepper

    HAS ANYBODY ASKED THE HELP WHO IS THERE TO HELP YOU SIGN UP IF THEY HAVE SIGNED UP YET?

  • SMILEY

    Should the President , Eric Holder and the Judicial Process be held responsible for this program….these pompous leaders are single handedly destroying this country. We are hostages to a power grabbing system…..no democracy as far the eye can see.

  • gastorgrab

    She’s probably receiving death threats and had to go into hiding.

    • Fair

      She was – she had loons trying to find out who she was, where she lives etc. The Torch carriers are always looking for that monster…..

  • Kenneth Wallis

    The Republican War on Women, Racism, & Xenophobia continues! Oh wait, this is a democrat operation. I wonder how much money it cost to remove her image off the failing website.

    • Tom B

      HUH?

  • Gregor Eisenstein

    If you like your healthcare dot gov woman, you can keep your healthcare dot gov woman.

  • Deborah Hallsted

    Does anyone remember the fact that long ago {{sigh, the cyber age}} the number O gave out for WH help for Sandy victims didn’t work either?

  • http://FREE-BUSINESSES.com/ FREE-STREAM-TV.com

    Whoever she was, I am sure she doesn’t want to be associated with this disaster called obmamscare.

  • James Birchfield

    Boy, whoever built that miscarriage must have known somebody………..wait, she DID! The Head MOOCHER HERSELF! Wonder if The First MOOCHER will be given a first class exotic vacation by her college buddy in appreciation of the $600,000,000 NO BID contract??

  • gman213

    She has been placed into the Federal Witness Protection Program

  • Joseph O Morrow

    Get it: Healthcare.gov NEVER WAS about health care, but was from its inception something very UNHEALTHY. How long till we all see that?

    And if the front itself is obviously so unhealthy, it should not be hard to imagine how sewer-unhealthy the underlying project itself has always been from the get go. We have ALL been sleeping on the job, and we’re about to ALL pay for it, MEGA BIG TIME.

  • Jerrell Caskey

    just don’t sign up, the “thing” will die a somber death, no sign up, especially the young, btw who has to pay for other’s care. surprise your policy just increased 400 percent, there will be a death panel in all of these insurance agencies, making decisions on what care can be delivered to old people, no cancer tr, no transplants, on pain meds to keep comfortable until they die, most old people will not receive the quality of care they get now..

    • Fair

      There was a death panel anyway with pre existing conditions – so what’s your point?

  • san rafael blue

    Tee Hee Hee!

  • Natas

    Since ObamaCare is basically the same as CastroCare, why not put Elian Gonzalez on the overview page?

  • Retired Veteran
  • Guest

    she took the wayback machine back to the year 2009 to live in Estonia

  • BossBass7o7 .

    Use semaphore.

  • Charlie

    Semaphore anyone?

  • icy69hot

    She bailed from the site because people might know who she is and blame her when their cost go through the roof. Better off out of site/out of mind

  • deborah

    No They found out she is a Republican and she has not intention of signed up for that expenses healthcare.

  • Janet Campbell

    I noticed a couple of months ago Obama Biden stickers on cars here in San Francisco started disappearing. Now I rarely see one. Finally embarrassed by their association with the psychopath????

  • Osamas Pajamas

    She was too beautiful for this loser of a website — this OhBummerCare website — and for this rip-off which is OhBummerCare. I hope her OhBummerCare pic doesn’t ruin her career, she’s really beautiful. ~:<).

  • John LaRosa

    We MUST blame someone other than Barack, Sebelius or the Canadian tech guys. Maybe she’s in Valerie Jarrett’s waterboarding chamber with #CrappyYouTubeGuy ?

  • David Anderson

    Jay Carney is a pile of shit!

  • JD Son

    Maybe the “background image” got lost in the 5 MILLION LINES OF CODE.

  • Lauri Nyberg

    Sign me up!

  • MrPurple

    Life imitates the Onion.

    “People In Healthcare.gov Stock Photos Now Visibly Panicking”
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/people-in-healthcaregov-stock-photos-now-visibly-p,34307/

    • Danny Carlton

      That’s funny and creative.

  • Iris Wieder

    I like this picture better.

  • Dennis Hibbard

    Associated with Deception and Chaos, I think Not, Adios

  • The Centurion

    Sad news. She apparently has died from embarrassment.

  • Skevvy

    They probably used her image without permission, in their arrogant way, just as they used that $634 million shareware without permission…

  • debbiesunnie

    What I don’t get about the healthcare signup is the type of information they ask which has absolutely nothing to do with healthcare! And I understand you don’t get a quote first and aren’t told the deductibles either. The ones who voted for him for “change” well you got it!

  • Mongocutwood

    Clinton knows people in Bosnia who are experienced at making masses of people disappear.

  • jmacleve

    You know how it is … if you change the home page then the site works. #isntthatright?

  • Don Carpenter

    Probably a stock photo that they got busted using without permission or payment.

  • Anthony Francis DiPrima

    Obama! LIKE TITS ON A BULL…..

  • Danny Carlton

    The original image before some jerk cropped the attribution: http://liberallogic101.com/?p=3041

  • Billy Green

    It never was about healthcare. It is about control of the people.

  • Scott H

    She was probably harassed by her fellow liberal terrorists.

  • chaga

    Was her insurance policy cancelled???

  • Paul Alvarez

    This is what FREE STUFF looks like :) Choke on it.

  • Mike Grimes

    This costs 600 million? Heads should roll.

  • Joseph C. Krywalski

    She went on vacation with michelle !

  • Beth Botten Terry

    I think Obamacare will hàve to call in Theodoric of York – of classic SNL fame

  • Ty Mcwilliams

    This just into MSNBC…A former Bush aide was found to have the Obamacare website model in his basement. A source from the Onion says a press conference is pending.

  • kheard

    This was probably her first and last gig.

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  • NickGranite

    What’s next? Apply in person? Bring chickens and pigs for payment?

  • MRSquared

    Anyone else thinking “deck chairs” and “Titanic”?

  • LegalizeShemp

    I haven’t seen a sales chick disappear that fast since that woman posed suggestively next to the Edsel in 1958.

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    She’s working on her lawsuit for defamation of character. Millions of people will now always associate her face with incompetence.

  • Charlotte North

    It doesn’t work but, missing the point, LAW is massive redistribution of OUR money to bankrupt the middle class!!! THAT is the point of all of this. See Article
    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/10/21/why-obamacare-is-fantastic-success/

  • Chris Robertson

    You do know, there will be a big flap over the millions (not thousands) that have no health care because their current healthcare kicked them off, and Obama’s promise that you can keep your health care is another lie. The Obama spin is “These uncaring healthcare conglomerates should not have done this.” There was no reason for them to discontinue thousands of policies, when they could have just provided better coverage to those already insured.” This is just the sort of uncaring, arrogance that Obamacare is attempting to eliminate.” Wouldn’t you say that too?

  • The_Donald_2016

    There should be a criminal investigation into how an Obama crony with no IT background finagled a $678million contract to build a website that anyone else could have built for less than $5million.

    One that doesn’t work on top of that.
    For a little bit more, Apple releases an entire operating system worldwide and it works.

    Then they should investigate how Michelle Obama once finagled a $377,000/per year no-show job for which she had no qualifications – except for the fact that her husband, then a Senator, arranged a $5million grant in exchange.

  • Philip Beck

    Did I see her in a cell phone commercial?

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    What teh heck is going on?

  • ElPolacko

    Just tell me she was NOT an illegal alien!!!

  • robert christerson

    cant blame her – i would disappear too …. lol

  • flashbyte

    impeachment comes to mind……but now we have to live with it…..

  • Dale Baranoski

    When we laugh and find humor at this faux debacle, does it qualify as gallows humor?

  • http://yeehee.com/ Yeeheecom

    I heard she had a stroke while trying to sign up for Obamacare. Nobody called an ambulance because she didn’t have insurance. R.I.P. Obamacare website lady

  • Jim Hise

    How bout that Alaska. There were so many people (Three) who signed up they cancelled the site.

  • StukaPilot

    That’s just brilliant, GOP neo-conz. A coupla weeks ago it was all about “de-funding (Heritage Foundation + Romney) = Obamacare. Now you’re down to critiquing the website. Pitiful. You are all part of this System, and when it goes, you are going with it.

  • America4Me

    Of course she had to disappear–she wasn’t a Muslim.

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  • MarcB1969

    She looks like the sort of mystery meat I see all over TV and film today. In their defense, it would have seemed blatantly anachronistic if they chosen a blue-eyed blonde as the face of Obamacare instead the ethnically ambiguous model.

  • BiffL

    can’t wait until you need emergency surgery and you’re delayed until the website is fixed….. Welcome to Obama’s Amerika