We thought the former “Seinfeld” star would be laughed off of Twitter for that one, but not so:

In truth, all three were very lovely girls. Here they are in recent photos:

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Maureen McCormick

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Eve Plumb
Eve Plumb

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Susan  Olsen
Susan Olsen

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Then there’s Christine Taylor, the young woman who played Marcia Brady in the Brady movies:

marcia brady from the Brady movie

Let’s just say we’re looking forward to the Dodgeball sequel, and we’ll leave it at that.

  • http://lnsmitheeblog.blogspot.com LN_Smithee

    The Brady girls? Puhleeze. Mrs. Brady was the apple of my eye. I actually got to meet Florence Henderson a couple of years back after her one-woman show. I got a big hug and even stole a kiss. And she said “I’ll never wash that cheek!”

    OK, I made up the last part. But I DID kiss her.

    • froggy19510

      I once built an external combustion engine in my garage.
      Ok. I made up the first part. But I do have a garage. 😎

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        Ohhh….and did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night?

        ;- )

      • http://lnsmitheeblog.blogspot.com LN_Smithee

        “I’ll never wash that cheek again!” is what Marcia said after getting a smooch from Davy Jones of the Monkees, in case you weren’t aware.

  • http://lnsmitheeblog.blogspot.com LN_Smithee

    The Brady girls? Puhleeze. Mrs. Brady was the apple of my eye. I actually got to meet Florence Henderson a couple of years back after her one-woman show. I got a big hug and even stole a kiss. And she said “I’ll never wash that cheek!”

    OK, I made up the last part. But I DID kiss her.

  • http://www.amazon.com/Devon-Dibley-His-Golden-Key/dp/1484181557/ M F Scotto

    Clearly, Marcia was the cream of that crop. There is no discussion.

  • SpinMeNot

    Really? A “lust worthy sister” — was this supposed to be funny? Can somebody explain this to me?

    • mickeyco

      I’ve never thought Jason Alexander said anything funny, except on Seinfeld. And yes, I think froggy’s right and that’s just creepy.

  • froggy19510

    Am I the only one who thinks that a 53 year old guy thinking about a little girl on tv 30 years ago isn’t kind of creepy. Maybe I am getting old but I thought Sophe Loren, Raqual Welch, and Tina Louise were hot when I was young.

    • TocksNedlog

      She’s 17 months older than him. When that show went off the air she was 16 and he was 13 1/2.
      13 1/2 year old boys lusting after 16 year old girls isn’t “creepy”, it’s normal.

      • SpinMeNot

        Tocks — I agree its normal, its the phrase “lust worthy sister” that creeps me out. If he had said, “When I was a boy, I thought Jan Brady was …” ok, that is a reasonable statement. But at any age, “lust worthy sister” is seriously creepy.

        • Christoph DeHaven

          When I was a boy I liked Jan the best, but I generally hated the Brady Bunch since my sisters’ watching of it interfered with my Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea reruns :)

          • SpinMeNot

            Voyage was a great show … I remember watching it as I could in High School, and love seeing it in reruns. Hard to find these days. The original movie was very well done for low budget 60’s science fiction.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Sorry. There’s only one ’60s TV girl for me.

    Right, Penny?

    /Penny says, Dang straight!

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    I’m going to have to agree, I always thought Jan was the best looking one.

  • Tel-Jonah Stern

    So Castanza is publicly lusting over a 12 year old girl?

  • TocksNedlog

    Let’s see here . . . nostalgic wanking from a guy that hasn’t ‘done anything good’ in the past 15 years?
    Seems about right.

  • AtomicMug

    Jason Alexander played Oliver in the final season of the Brady Bunch. (That’s a lie, but it’s plausible enough for your co-workers to believe at lunch. Spread it around.)

  • Neil Leininger

    Wait, so now it’s ok to be a misogynistic pig?

  • Clete Torres

    Of the three, Maureen McCormick looks the best. Eve Plumb looks like she’s had a hard life.