As Twitchy reported earlier, The Washington Post’s Suzi Parker utterly humiliated herself by reporting the “scoop” that Sarah Palin would be joining Al-Jazeera as a contributor. She called the news, which she snagged from satirical site The Daily Currant, “a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics and celebrity meet.”

But her humiliation isn’t over yet.

Suzi Parker, meet Twitter:

Oh, and Suzi, say hello to your new pal Drudge.

What other brilliant #SuziParkerScoops can we expect from Suzi as her Palin Derangement Syndrome progresses?

The Twitterverse has a few ideas.

https://twitter.com/hughmongo2009/status/301364022123585537

Keep ’em coming, Twitter! Suzi can’t do it without you!

Update:

Parker has yet to respond publicly on Twitter, but rest assured, she’s reading your tweets!

For you, Suzi. We trended a hashtag just for you.

Related:

Sarah Palin joining Al-Jazeera? Obnoxious ‘real journalist’ at WaPo falls for obvious satire

Tweet of the day from WaPo: ‘Sarah Palin has not signed on with Al Jazeera America’

  • Steve_J

    #suzieparkerscoops A product of the best journ-o-list schools.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Razor
    @hale_razor
    #suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin opens new clothing store for the female hunter: Cariboutique.

    Now THAT’s a great idea! Better trademark the name!

    • Lady 12

      I like that idea too, but I’d probably go broke buying everything in the store.

    • $7610427

      I can sooooo see that chain of boutiques in Texas! Love it.

      • blueniner

        “The Angel doesnt wear Prada”!…….

    • blueniner

      Call it Alaskanian couture’…….

  • Kevin Krom

    Twitchy never includes my tweets… and I got in on this one early, too.

  • Steve_J

    #suziparkerscoops Suzi Parker remanded to remedial journalism class.

  • lainer51

    #suzieparkerscoops — Sarah Palin replacing Soledrab O’Brien on Communist News Network

    • wwbdinct

      They should do that. CNN’s ratings would go through the roof.

  • TocksNedlog

    #suzieparkerscoops Sarah Palin to market Snowbilly Beer and Tundra Pop Tarts

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      that’s a parody of “billy beer” right?

      • TocksNedlog

        Yep. I reached legal age just in time to buy some before they took it off the market.

  • TocksNedlog

    #suzieparkerscoops Justin Bieber to join Duran Duran!

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    #suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin slaps around Black Keys drummer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    I can see Suzi Parker’s IQ from my house.

    • SameJerkDifferentName

      and if you wait long enough, it will dry up and turn white.

      • conservativemama

        You won’t have to walk far.

    • http://www.TakeOurMediaBack.COM/ Take Our Media Back

      FOUND: Another Suzi Parker source @BarryWirth

    • lainer51

      me too, it is my house number – 23

    • lainer51

      me too, it is my house number – 23

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    #suziparkerscoops Suzi Parker now works at Dairy Queen doing scoops of ice cream.

  • Kenneth James Abbott

    #Suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin secretly behind Jayson Blair controversy

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    Aaahahahahahahahaha! Damn I LOVE Twitchy & Twitter!!! XD

  • http://twitter.com/toddhackett57 Todd Hackett

    Suzi knows how to properly form a sentence but she doesn’t know how to use her cranium. Why is she taxing her pea brain so? It isn’t fair!

    • lainer51

      her nickname isn’t “Richard Cranium” for nothing.. (think about it)

    • lainer51

      her nickname isn’t “Richard Cranium” for nothing.. (think about it)

  • DANEgerus

    Suzi Parker(D-WaPo) prints a smear… Applying for job as Next Presidential debate “moderator”

    • lainer51

      GOOD ONE~!

    • lainer51

      GOOD ONE~!

  • http://twitter.com/isleofyouth PhilipJames

    Sarah has now joined in the fun…

    A @washingtonpost writer once promised not to write about me for a month. That was a good month for me. #idiotmedia 13 minutes ago

    @suziparker Nah. Turned ’em down. Their $22 million offer was too low…. just kidding. Really. #suziparkerscoops #idiotmedia 15 minutes ago

    Hey @washingtonpost, I’m having coffee with Elvis this week. He works at the Mocha Moose in Wasilla. #suziparkerscoops #idiotmedia 16 minutes ago

    • $23629333

      Wish the third tweet was true. I’d be there to meet the two of them.

  • Sunshineandsurf

    What’s more important is how her peers/colleagues feel about Suzi Q. How does it feel Chris Cillizza, Karen Tumulty, and Ezra klein to be working along side of her, she brings you all down a notch, you betcha!

  • conservativemama

    The Andrew Sullivan is Trig’s father tweet is my favorite.

    • lainer51

      she wouldn’t let Andrew Slimeivan NEAR her!

      • Infinite_Indeterminism

        I think the appropriate word would be: Precisely!

      • Infinite_Indeterminism

        I think the appropriate word would be: Precisely!

    • lainer51

      she wouldn’t let Andrew Slimeivan NEAR her!

  • http://twitter.com/einfal Raphael Gluck ツ
  • mahalo321

    What a fun day 😉

  • http://www.TakeOurMediaBack.COM/ Take Our Media Back

    Save Suzi Parker from her own self: block her source. Media Matters hoax @BarryWirth needs fraudicide.

  • BrotherMatthias

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    Suzi Parker to fact check Obama at SOTU address tonight. Damn, we’ll finally get the truth…isn’t that right Suzi?

  • TruDat

    Thank you to Michelle Malkin and other conservatives for fighting back against these idiotic left-wing dolts. They run the majority of the media, propagandizing and exploiting the unadulterated stupidity inherent in the majority of citizens these days.
    Thanks again for fighting back.

  • notenoughtime

    Parker tried to make herself relevant for a least a few seconds this news cycle.

  • blackbird

    best scoop @whitneypitcher ~ Palin to take the place of Tina Fey in “Mean Girls: the sequel”.

  • $23629333

    Were it not for the egg she has spent the day removing from her face, Suzi Parker might well be convinced to report the following: The Palins to appear on “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”* Imagine the fun she and her ilk would have with that morsel of gossip.

    In fact, Sarah Palin could trump her Elvis joke with that very suggestion. She can tell and take a joke; that – alone – separates her from any portsider you could name.

    (* that show is still running?)

  • $23629333

    Were it not for the egg she has spent the day removing from her face, Suzi Parker might well be convinced to report the following: The Palins to appear on “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”* Imagine the fun she and her ilk would have with that morsel of gossip.

    In fact, Sarah Palin could trump her Elvis joke with that very suggestion. She can tell and take a joke; that – alone – separates her from any portsider you could name.

    (* that show is still running?)

  • Slapweasel

    #suzieparkerscoops:

    -Momma Cass Chokes on Ham Sandwich; Dies

    -Tea Party Hell-Bent on Violent Revolution; Gun Each Other Down at Gun Shows

    -Singer Prince Found Dead, Headstone to Read: +% – $ = 7

    -Sarah Palin Eats Entire Moose; Belches Bill of Rights

    -Rush Limbaugh Relents; To Lead Parade For Climate Change

    -Pope Admits: “Jesus is Fake”, Resigns

    -Suzi Parker (who?): A Cautionary Tale of When Overzealous Ideologues Go Journ-O-Listing

    • imo123

      ROTFL! True kudos, yours is the best so far. Sarah Palin Eats Entire Moose; Belches Bill of Rights and Pope Admits: “Jesus is Fake”, Resigns. Literally lol.

  • Slapweasel

    #suzieparkerscoops:

    -Momma Cass Chokes on Ham Sandwich; Dies

    -Tea Party Hell-Bent on Violent Revolution; Gun Each Other Down at Gun Shows

    -Singer Prince Found Dead, Headstone to Read: +% – $ = 7

    -Sarah Palin Eats Entire Moose; Belches Bill of Rights

    -Rush Limbaugh Relents; To Lead Parade For Climate Change

    -Pope Admits: “Jesus is Fake”, Resigns

    -Suzi Parker (who?): A Cautionary Tale of When Overzealous Ideologues Go Journ-O-Listing

  • kim

    Sarah Palin now going through Suzi Parker’s trash

  • Toad Hermit

    Suzi Parker breaking the Pepe Silvia case wide open.

  • Toad Hermit

    Suzi Parker breaking the Pepe Silvia case wide open.

  • DrSamHerman

    Will she blame her abject stupidity on Bush, Rove or a combination of alcohol and Ambien (ala a Kennedy)?

  • oneword

    lol