Actually, Biden says he’s a teetotaler. But an unnamed Dem told Politico Uncle Joe is “intoxicated by the idea” of a 2016 presidential run.

This would explain so much. So. Much.

Just how “intoxicated” is he? Politico reports, “Obama aides at times had to actively steer Biden to places where he was needed — like Pennsylvania — because he kept asking to be deployed to Iowa, New Hampshire and other early states.”

Not news: Biden is easily distracted and stumbles through the day like he’s completely faced. Kinda sorta news: He’s high on presidential aspirations.

When Biden giggled inappropriately during the October VP debate with a creeptastic smile plastered on his face, many viewers, including Fox News’ Sean Hannity, joked that he was hitting the bottle. Media Matters and other Dem shills freaked out on Fox for booze jokes about a guy who doesn’t drink because of his family’s history of alcoholism.

We’re sure the Soros monkeys will go after Politico any minute now. Any. Minute.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Pick this guy, Dems.

    We saw in the Ryan debate how obnoxious and unhinged he can be.

    And that’s on a good day.

    After 36 years in the Senate on the wrong side of every issue, Biden is known as a goofy gladhander.

    Okay. Make him the doorman at the Capitol, so he can yuk it up all day long.

    • xsnipe

      The american populace has readily demonstrated a severe lack of critical thinking ability… hence to current state of our once proud republic.

  • LoriGirl

    2016? How old will he be by then? 112?

    • TocksNedlog

      Two hundred and six

  • peteee363

    who says obama will let him? he wants to be presidente for life!

  • Sarge_87

    There’s a village somewhere that has been missing an idiot for the last four years.

    • grais

      Four years?
      FORTY years.

    • TugboatPhil

      I think it’s Scranton, PA.

  • almarquardt

    Assuming Obama leaves office after this term, I wouldn’t be surprised if Biden makes it to the Oval Office. The American people have already proven they prefer handouts over freedom, and few Republicans -and even conservatives – have shown enough backbone.

    It may be pessimistic, but I did not anticipate a second Obama win. I will not make that mistake again.

    • Craig Clark

      Gore almost won the election after 8 years of clinton , so we can never assume common sense from the majority of the American people

  • Lord Foggybottom

    People always confuse mild retardation with intoxication.

  • Txgirlinnh

    The thought of him as president makes me want to go out and get a little more than intoxicated…I believe the term is blackout. Oh wait- was that racist? Should I have said whiteout?

    • brewerandpatriot

      I believe they call it “Getting Bidened.”

      • Txgirlinnh

        Lmao that was good

      • peteee363

        then what is getting teddy? or has biden replaced old departed teddy?

  • Stupid Republic

    Who knew “the idea of 2016” had the same smell as gin?


    As opposed to being just intoxicated all of the time. He looks like a raging drunk.