The State Department is undertaking the critical diplomatic work of redesigning its website and part of that effort involves renaming its DipNote blog. Evidently the current name is “not optimal,” so the department has decided to crowdsource the name.

Well, kinda. You’re limited to four choices, one of which is the blog’s current name:

  • Unclassified: The State Department Blog
  • Statecraft
  • DipNote
  • Matters of State

But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun tweeting our more creative suggestions to the State Department, right? Bump in the Road Blog? Spontaneous Reaction?

Tweet your ideas to @StateDept and Twitchy will collect them here. Hey, we’re just gettin’ out the vote!


Anyone up for a little #StateDepartmentBlogNames action?

Keep ’em comin’, Twitter!

  • BeyondPolls

    Every Executive Department should be forced to have a blog for transparency reasons.

  • Lord Foggybottom

    Here’s a few: “Propaganda ‘n Stuff”, “Gangnam State”, “Dips and Dopes”…

  • TocksNedlog

    “All the lies fit to spew”
    “WH Mouthpiece”
    “The wheels under the bus go ’round & ’round”
    “No ambassadorial deaths for the past 85 days”
    “We’re smokin’! (Oh wait, that’s the Middle East)”
    “If you don’t like what we’re doing, you’re a racist sexist homophobe”
    “Cankles Report”

  • Peyton

    I made it on Twitchy! Heck yes.

    • nc


    • my preciousss!!

      good title too.

  • Jack Deth


    “I’m With Stupid!”

    “Gutless Sacks of Crap”

    “We Control the Vertical… We Control the Horizontal”

    “I Can Has Facepalm?”

    “We Lie so Obama Doesn’t Have To!”

  • TugboatPhil

    Blood Over Benghazi.

  • EOD

    State of Denial.

    State of Confusion.

    State of Dysfunction.

  • aceofcas

    The Daily Squalor

  • April Lindsey

    Department of State of Disaster

  • dennylee60

    “Leading from way behind”, “It’s our fault and we are sorry”

  • Jeffrey Hardin

    “The Crucibles”

  • Steve_J

    “The nothing to see here-Benghazi Blog”.

  • Laurie

    “confabulations and incompetency”

  • Keith Erskine

    Foggy Bottom, of course

  • nc

    DipNotes From DipSh!ts

    (I know, too obvious?)

    • stuckinIL4now

      Pretty much my first thought.

  • dmacleo

    job security for retards

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      Union retards.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      Union retards.

  • HARP2

    State of Hypocrisy.

  • my preciousss!!

    State Dept of Untruthful Blogs

  • RIChris

    Appeasement and Apologies.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    “your daily dose of lies”

  • orringtonmom (D)

    “your daily dose of lies”

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Off the Cliff #StateDepartmentBlogNames

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Off the Cliff #StateDepartmentBlogNames

  • Chris Mears

    State of Disinformation

  • Chris Mears

    State of Disinformation

  • cthulhu


  • Whirlwinder

    Stockholm Syndrome for Country ________. State can fill in the blank.

  • Finrod Felagund

    “The Quisling Report”

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    “Who is Ben Ghazi?”

  • kenai

    Knaves and fools report

  • Thought Criminal #1

    The Daily Coverup.

  • snoopintime

    How about The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants-Suit.

  • $18476877

    Manipulate, Meddle & Murder “B” US
    Empowering violent Muslims and screwing old friends is our specialty…..pissing people off at home and abroad is job #1.