Are you ready for the creepiest inaugural parade evah? Obama campaign manager Jim Messina has been tapped to serve as chairman. We’re pretty sure he delivered his signature spastic air-punch when he got the news.

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Messina SMASH!

But that’s not the only brilliant pick for the inaugural team. Vulgar tweeter and conservative-bashing femme-a-gogue Eva Longoria will co-chair the inaugural committee.

Is she just delusional? Sadly, no. It’s been confirmed by the official @ObamaInaugural Twitter account.

And if that’s not enough, lying liar Stephanie Cutter will chair the board of directors.

Inauguration Day should be truly Historic™.

  • TwitWit

    I don’t have words that express the disgust, that won’t trigger some ss monitoring.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      I am so burned out this year on using the words Shameless, Appalling, and Unbelievable talking about this administration.

      • Joseph Phillips

        Dear Ice Cold Troll – I apologize! I think I got you mixed up with a real tool on here who has been stalking me around this site and my websites. I can’t find the little tit-for-tat we had earlier, but I read your email and realized you aren’t the moron I suspected. He has “troll” in his name too and I ASSumed it was him. Anyway – good day, sir.

      • Joseph Phillips

        Dear Ice Cold Troll – I apologize! I think I got you mixed up with a real tool on here who has been stalking me around this site and my websites. I can’t find the little tit-for-tat we had earlier, but I read your email and realized you aren’t the moron I suspected. He has “troll” in his name too and I ASSumed it was him. Anyway – good day, sir.

      • conservativechick

        My word of the year has been PATHETIC and it still applies.

      • conservativechick

        My word of the year has been PATHETIC and it still applies.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      I am so burned out this year on using the words Shameless, Appalling, and Unbelievable talking about this administration.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Messina heading the parade committee? I’m betting there will be many windowless, white vans with “Free Candy” signs on the side. Probably a clown contingent from the Chicago Democrat Party.

  • Joseph Phillips

    Is the theme of this parade “People Who Hate America?”

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      And a category on Jeopardy, too!
      “For one hundred dollars, the answer is: Michael Moore!”

      • Catchance

        Oh, awesome! Best comment yet!

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      And a category on Jeopardy, too!
      “For one hundred dollars, the answer is: Michael Moore!”

    • conservativechick

      http://www.muckety.com/James-A-Messina/165642.muckety Here’s his inner cirlce of haters.

    • conservativechick

      http://www.muckety.com/James-A-Messina/165642.muckety Here’s his inner cirlce of haters.

  • Seewetoldu

    Who is going to pay for this parade..?? Discusting

    • conservativechick

      Here’s a good one.. Obama has decided to take PRIVATE CORPORATIONS’ EVIL money! hahaha Wonder if he will hit up Bain?

    • conservativechick

      Here’s a good one.. Obama has decided to take PRIVATE CORPORATIONS’ EVIL money! hahaha Wonder if he will hit up Bain?

  • coreopsis has set in

    “Mommy, is that Big Bird in the parade next to Creepy Jimmy?”
    “No, honey, that’s Timmy the Golden Goose. Now eat your peas.”

  • TMZ2

    I can’t wait for the protest to be held on inauguration day.

  • disqus_9mDRlT1xSA

    Jim Messina=The Mother of all Useful Idiots.

  • Catherine1102

    Most people don’t know that the March for Life will take place on Jan. 25 in Wash. D.C. Please pray for us.

  • Catchance

    So, who’s got the honor of holding up the train of his cloak?