Are you ready for the creepiest inaugural parade evah? Obama campaign manager Jim Messina has been tapped to serve as chairman. We’re pretty sure he delivered his signature spastic air-punch when he got the news.

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Messina SMASH!

But that’s not the only brilliant pick for the inaugural team. Vulgar tweeter and conservative-bashing femme-a-gogue Eva Longoria will co-chair the inaugural committee.

Is she just delusional? Sadly, no. It’s been confirmed by the official @ObamaInaugural Twitter account.

And if that’s not enough, lying liar Stephanie Cutter will chair the board of directors.

Inauguration Day should be truly Historic™.