When Obama Super PAC shill Bill Burton grows up, he wants to be just like Bill Maher.
Until now, he’s expressed his love for Obama’s Million Dollar Man by defending the comic’s piggish attacks on women. But last night, his infatuation moved on to the “Single White Female” stage. Burton took a little time out from rolling around in Maher’s misogynist million to try his hand at a bit of painfully unfunny “comedy.”
Burton decided to base his act on Michelle Malkin’s tweets supporting Dan Liljenquist, challenger to Beltway barnacle Sen. Orrin Hatch.
https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205140449197965312
https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205140815394250753
Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Bill Burton:
https://twitter.com/#!/billburton716/status/205144628901584896
Ba-dum-tish!
He’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
Gee, who would’ve thought such an upstanding guy would find principled stands hilarious? The audience began booing his performance immediately.
https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205146981130182658
But the oblivious Burton kept going.
.@michellemalkin didn't mean to interrupt your flow. You're really killing it out there with the anti-orin hatch crowd. #awesome
— @billburton (@billburton) May 23, 2012
Before Burton was hooked off stage, a few rotten tomatoes were tossed his way.
.@billburton716 Look, Pig Maher's Boy, you wouldn't know a principled stand if it exploded in your face like a bad Maher joke.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
.@billburton716 Run along now, Pig Maher's Boy, and go collect more $ from Misogynists for Obama. Shoo.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 23, 2012
And “shoo” he did.
https://twitter.com/#!/billburton716/status/205150147527716865
What, no overacted stage yawn?
https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205150530564132864
https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205150204863856640
Bingo. Democrats spent much of this week denigrating “Uncle Tom” turncoats like Cory Booker, Harold Ford, Ed Rendell, and Mark Warner. So of course, Pig Maher’s boy has no response to that one.
The rotten tomatoes kept coming long after Burton headed to bed, all tuckered out from working on his act.
https://twitter.com/#!/kyleraccio/status/205150889982439424
https://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/205156016571158528
@michellemalkin @billburton716 We never see lefties disagree w/ each other because the dissenters are silenced by union thugs
— Passive Ingenuity (@ShaneWright22) May 23, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/BradThor/status/205151761676247041
.@billburton716 Didn't conservatives just destroy one of your "funny" hashtags? Goodnight, Shecky. @michellemalkin
— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 23, 2012
Unlike Shecky, Burton won’t be playing Vegas anytime soon. But after Inauguration Day 2013, maybe he can take his act to Chicago.
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