Cher was asked what her power would be if she was a fairy. Her response was exactly what we have come to expect from her.


Tags: Cher
  • Lakerfanalways

    There are so many places I would LOVE to send Cher, maybe Iran, but even I wouldnt want to make the Iranians suffer THAT much

  • Wishsong

    I’m pretty sure conservatives could start a fresh colony on Mars that would be a whole lot nicer than Obama’s America. Sign me up.

    • Mike Rogers

      And if you sent conservatives, you could be certain that they did build it!

  • AMERICAN Kafirâ„¢(KAdams)

    She is already a fairy… and an incredibly ineffectual at best, lol.

  • linnicy

    cher has always lived in a different world, Uranus?

    • DebEast


  • Lisa

    Somone should have her call Lady Gaga and THEY can both leave the planet together when R.&R are elected!

    • TocksNedlog

      They could travel to the red planet together and hang out with Slick “Mars girls are easy!” Willie.

  • Mickey Byrd

    She is still angry because no one will sponsor her 15th farewell tour.

  • Valerie Keel

    She doesn’t play well with others, does she?

  • Love of Country

    Too bad Dinglebarry killed NASA …. isn’t that right, Cher?

  • TugboatPhil

    Just when I am convinced that Cher is a completely unhinged moonbat, she writes something like this that makes me reconsider that maybe she’s just stupid.

  • grais

    I used to feel sorry for her, what with her kids & all. Now I feel sorry for her kids. I cannot imagine how much she’s embarrassed and harmed them all of their lives.

  • Mike Rogers

    I have a B-ark standing by to whisk the likes of Cher away to Golgafrincham.

    Perhaps I’m mixing stereotypes here, but if she became a Fairy, wouldn’t she be into tea-bagging?

    • TexSizzle

      Only if she were a male.

  • Thom Harris

    Somebody please, please find this woman better meds, a cookie and a warm glass of milk.

  • Owen007

    Superman, eh? Hmm…
    Faster than a three-legged turtle. More powerful than a drunk during happy hour. Able to make it up two stairs in at least twice as many tries. “Look! Down in the Gutter!” “It’s a rat!” “It’s a hazardous waste disposal truck!” “It’s Cher!” Yes, it’s Cher, strange musical has-been from a bygone era, who continues to hang around our time with powers and abilities far beyond those of zoo animals. Cher… who can change hair color at a moment’s notice, bend putty in her decaying hands, and who, disguised as Cheryl Sarkisian, a ridiculously self-important user on Twitter, fights a never-ending battle against free speech, her own hypocrisy, and quality music.

  • AlmaAlma

    What is her problem?? Does she have specifics or does she just generalise?

    • TocksNedlog

      She NEVER has any specifics. It’s all liberals=good, conservatives=bad with her.

  • weRbroke

    Another Empty Cher day…

    • Tami Lockhart Owen

      I guess she is really this ignorant.

  • TocksNedlog

    No doubt, Cher would like anyone that disagrees with her to just go away — or be sent away by some authority figure.

  • TonyMontana3

    Your obsession with Cher is pretty funny.

  • treblehook

    Considering her disasterous mess of a family, she should lay off the “teabag” perjorative. Just sayin’

  • brianmouland