We’re sure this could be arranged:

Kohn was singing a different tune in 2011, however:

So, she wouldn’t be a “patriot” if Donald Trump won?

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  • Lyle Petersen

    Sally, we’d only pay for you if there was a guarantee you couldn’t come back. And anyway, we’re just not that mad at Canada. If you had said Syria, we could have worked something out.

    • syvyn11

      Better part, since this is Kohn, we wouldn’t have to buy her a burka. I mean I have a hard time if she’s male or female (a real life ‘It’s Pat’). ISIS would have a harder time.

      • Bruce

        Just to cover all bases, I think that ISIS would just throw Kohn off of a roof.

        • Roy

          I’ll bring the popcorn.

      • Christine

        ISIS likes young boys… Kohn is an old man

    • Jim

      Five minutes later…

  • allenbarr

    Canada don’t want you Sally, so let’s just send your unwanted behind to Pakistan.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    So cold up north, they probably would not notice a little extra frigid.

  • vetgal1970

    Why the heck does she assume WE would be willing to foot the bill for her pique?

    She should leave now, just in case

    • skypilot77

      I love how she assumes conservatives would be happy if Trump wins.

      • vetgal1970

        He looks exactly like what they always have thought we are 🙁

  • Sterling Mallory Archer

    We don’t want you.
    – A Canadian Conservative

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Neither do we… but then, if we start listing all the countries that don’t want Sally, we’ll be here all night.

      • vetgal1970

        She should go to one of those countries that O and Hillary fixed so well

      • Christine

        lmao

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    I see Boko Haram is looking for some arson fodder.

    • Christine

      lol

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    I’ll help you pack.

  • ArmchairMike

    That chick is one weird dude.

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      I expected more from a Sears catolog Jr. Men’s wear model.

  • Luv2GoFly

    If there was a guarantee that Sally and the other liberals would move to Canada, I wouldn’t hesitate to vote for Trump. Heck, I’d even vote for Jeb If that would happen!

  • JR48

    Jeeze, stay or go, just sthu.

    • Christine

      I vote go and STFU (not you, but the “IT”)

  • jwz

    I’d chip in a gallon of gas if she closed the garage door and turned the engine on.

    • skypilot77

      Donate a liter or two — you know, in the spirit of Canada, eh

    • Christine

      lmfao….ur killing me

  • bendandpeel

    Fairly certain if we sent Sally to Canada that would be considered an act of war.

    • Russ

      Payback for Bieber?

      • syvyn11

        Beiber is bad, but sending them Kohn? That’s to evil to do to Canada.

  • HomeOnTheFlyOverCountry

    promises, promises …

  • wrestlefan01

    typical liberal wanting others to foot the bill

  • grais

    cover her expenses?
    Take care of yourSelf, ya lousy leech.

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      Sadly, she p’rolly thinks there’s a taxpayer gub’ment program to send her (expenses paid) to Canada.

      Sadly for us, their p’rolly is.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    A non-refundable one-way ticket? I’m in!

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “Am sure US conservatives would happily cover my expenses”

    Typical liberal. Expecting someone else to cover her expenses.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “So, she wouldn’t be a “patriot” if Donald Trump won?”

    Liberals like Sally are fair-weather patriots.

  • Lizzyp

    The flaw to this plan is that the internet still works in Canada. We would still have to hear her bs.

  • Russ

    Is Cowtown looking for a new mascot? They can darn well cover her moving expenses if that’s the case. However, I suspect the fine folks of Calgary don’t want her any more than we do.

    • Minicapt

      She could shack up with the Calgary mayor.

      Cheers

  • Bruce

    Sally, I wouldn’t give you the time of day. Besides, you could probably accompany Alec Baldwin as carry-on luggage.

  • lgeubank

    Sally Kohn really thinks she looms large in the minds of US conservatives. How delusional. She’s just a gnat — annoying, useless, but not significant enough to spend any time or money worrying about.

    • Bruce

      100% correct. Apparently, Kohn lives a rich fantasy life.

  • Karla1953

    Oh Sally stop…………………………such a temptation but I know better(you will not go) ………..I also know about temptation not going to pretend that I do not LOL
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e7030312c1e1921e4785cda50e0626190cf4e441f3987f406af0340b0e81850e.jpg

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Canada.

    All you silly, worthless progressive leftist humps have threatened this since 2004 if John Kerry didn’t win.

    Aren’t you all a little late for your funcking departure gate?

    I mean, just go. GTFO. Try Canada. Come back over here for medical procedures.or whatever.

    But STFU and just go.

    • skypilot77

      The medical procedure she’d be looking for is — as Rush termed it — Addadicktome

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      “All you silly, worthless progressive leftist humps have threatened this since 2004 if John Kerry didn’t win.”

      That’s probably one of the reasons why Bush won.

    • vetgal1970

      No way! If they think it’s so great somewhere else, let them have the whole enchilada. No touchbacks for anything

      • Lamontyoubigdummy

        There’s definitely a friggin’ argument for that.

  • https://twitter.com/_donaldson Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Why wait? Go.

  • roccolore

    Remember when all those Hollyweirdos promised to move to France is Bush won?

  • Deplorable Salida Sam

    Hope he doesn’t let the door hit him in the a$$ on his way out.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    What Sally thinks people will say in response to wanting to leave:

    “Oh, noes, please don’t go, Sally! We love you!”

    What people will actually say:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w

  • roccolore

    Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, Robert Altman, and the like all promised to move to France if Bush won. We all know how that worked out.

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      France refused them.

      • Arkuy The Great

        Paul Robeson was a big supporter of the USSR because its system was “just”. But he stayed in the ” racist” US regardless. These showbiz types all know which side of their bread is buttered.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Sally doesn’t want to move to Canada. She’d get arrested for 90% of her “jokes”.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Sally’s a “patriot”.

    As long as Cindy Sheehan is talking at Bush’s ranch.

    Mothers/ Fathers of Benghazi victims? “Shut up. Hillary didn’t lie to you. You are liars!”

    Scumbag Sally. Ride Sally ride.

  • Company Man

    Might want to take a jacket…

  • Arkuy The Great

    Trudeau returned your call, Sally. Sez Canada is not a dumping ground for Yanks throwing a tantrum.

  • Bruce

    Sally assumes that her leaving would be seen as a loss by anyone with brains, honesty or common sense. It wouldn’t be. Of course, she won’t have the integrity to make good on her promise if Trump is elected.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    OT, but it’s just that good. As they say, read the whole thing.

    Kevin Williamson rear naked chokes college professors and gub’ment bureaucracy.

  • Conservative Pitbull

    How do you stop a rag from bleeding?

  • Christine

    good riddance POS

  • Maxgoof

    The problem with arrogance is you forget what you said before, since you are obviously always right.

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    I’ll pay real American money for her to move, because as a conservative, I’m used to paying for liberals and their crazy assed schemes.

    • Christine

      lmao

  • LaPlaca

    Hey dude….I think, why don’t you move there now…you’re just a BIG LIBERAL POS, anyway who cares what you think.

    • Christine

      and he/she/it/zhe can take it’s libatds buddies along too

  • mhojai

    I might even consider leaving an air-hole in the shipping container…(well, probably not)

    • Christine

      that’s generous lol

  • RJLigier

    Please…………take all the 2-3%er progressives/libertarians with you………

    • Michelle ✓classified

      What’s wrong with Libertarians? Their platform is really very different from Progressives in major ways.

  • AZWarrior

    The sad thing is that these people who vow to leave never do. We call that a lie.

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    Can we pay for her to move anyway?

  • JV

    Yes

    I would pay for business class even

    But, you MUST relocate to one of those societies you’re always bragging on about as well as lecturing us that they’re equivalent to the USA

    Perhaps Somalia or The Congo?

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

    I would pay for the moving van with men to transport your furniture and pay for your one way plane ticket to anywhere in the world But first you must destory your U.S visa. So you can’t never return Sally.

    Deal?