It’s getting harder and harder to determine real tweets from Bernie Sanders and tweets from parody accounts mocking Bernie Sanders. Here’s the latest from the real one:

Laws — how do they work?

And maybe we should hold politicians to the same standards as Sanders wants to with evil CEOs:



Did Bernie Sanders just send the ‘most economically illiterate tweet ever’?


  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    How is it that Boiney Sanduhz has lived to 75 without a brain?

    • keyboard jockey

      Bernie Sanders Took In $33 Million in Last Quarter. Apparently he’s got lot’s of company.

      • Acuda4me ✓Please!

        “There are 33 Million suckers born every minute.” – P.T. Barnum, probably

      • Bone_spurred

        And if he ever became president it would from that to 60-90% of everything you make

    • Anthony

      Maybe Nancy Pelosi can tell us.

    • Don Reed

      Cartoon characters are eternal. All we have to do is replace the voice.

    • DixieAngel_76

      Is he ONLY 75? He looks about 20 years older!

      • Bone_spurred

        He looks like hes 20 minutes late for his plane after having a stressed out day with no shower

    • John Hitchcock

      Jellyfish live without brains. I don’t believe they live to be 75, though.

      • Girl who talks with her claws

        But jellyfish have a pleasant personality, could be considered passingly attractive, and only sting you if you get close to them.

      • Lord Fhalkyn

        A few months. A year, at most.

    • syvyn11

      How has any liberal lived without a brain?

      • Girl who talks with her claws

        Quite happily, because brains harbor such awful things as consciences.

    • Arkuy The Great

      You don’t need one. They’re totally overrated.

    • Krangus McBasketball

      He still has the stem, which is enough to keep his vitals functioning and gives him enough capacity to repeat whatever claptrap is fed to him on a regular basis.
      The upper lobes and cortex died off a long time ago

  • SpaceRacer423

    If only Bernie had been in a position to do something about our nation’s drug laws in the last 30yrs,
    but saddly, he’s always been a DC “outsider”……………
    ………wait what? He’s spent the last three decades in congress?!?!?!

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

    How about you answer this question Bernie? How can somebody corrupted like Hillary be allowed to run for president of the united States. When she got a criminal rap sheet the size of Texas?

  • Stuck_in_Ca√→

    More evidence Bernie will make success illegal.

  • Newportcarl

    Methinks Bernie’s got some unresolved issues in the Commie department…heh heh heh

    • Don Reed


      • Newportcarl


    • Christa Siobhan Cartwright

      This should be on a T-shirt

    • DixieAngel_76

      What, all of his money and he can’t afford to go to a barber once in awhile? And by a comb?

      • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        He still believes hair spray will burn a hole in the ozone layer, so…

        • DixieAngel_76

          Ha. I remember those days when we were treated to daily scare tactic warnings about the ‘ozone hole’.

          • John Hitchcock

            That’s back in the days where women were freezing us men out, in more ways than one.

  • Meatzilla ✓ᴵᴿᴿᴱᴰᴱᴱᴹᴬᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ
    • Newportcarl

      Looks like we should start a T-shirt company…

  • overboosted ✓ᴰᴱᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ

    Bernie reminds me of the old Aardvark cartoon.

    Hello there. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m an aardvark. I eat ants for a living. I’m a functional creation. Check the profile. That’s a profile? And the mouth. Ever see a mouth like this? Let me show you how it works. Say there’s an ant beyond that hill. I give a little inhale, like this……..


    • mrs_oerebts

      I mentioned that on another site, and received a diction lesson from some a-hole. Couldn’t I tell a Brooklyn accent from a Queens accent? Or some such nonsense. I told him, no, I was born in Philly.

      • overboosted ✓ᴰᴱᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ

        Sanders’ voice reminds me of comedian Jackie Mason, who I think the Aardvark cartoon was patterned after. Don’t know whether it is a Brooklyn or Queens accent but it is definitely a “NYC Jewish” accent for sure.

  • Hashtag pundit

    He has the policies of a teenage stoner.

    • Newportcarl

      But will get a lot of the Obama vote

      • Prairie Sarah

        This is one of those correlation/causation conundrums.

      • keyboard jockey

        What I don’t get is how will the DNC flip them to vote for Hillary after the primary. I mean are we looking at a Clinton/Sanders ticket?

        One ran foggy bottom and the other is just foggy.

        • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

          No way would that work. The Sanders supporters hate and distrust Hillary far too much for that. Hell, the anger Bernie gets from them for going easy on her in the debates is rather shocking. They want him to go for the throat.

          • keyboard jockey

            He’s getting a lot of the occupy crowd no doubt.

          • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

            No question. I wouldn’t be surprised if they and the college econ illiterates decide to write his name in on the ballot.

          • keyboard jockey

            Who could they put on the ticket with Hillary to lure them in? Come the general she needs to move to the middle. I don’t see all the Bernie fans giving up the fantasy and becoming pragmatic.

          • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

            I doubt they will. Bernie would have to agree to it, and he’s already hinting at a third-party or independent run if DWS manipulates the nomination process to give Hills her coronation. And, given how DWS is manipulating the debate process to hide them from the voters, I fully expect her to do exactly that.


            If that happens, expect a full blown rebellion on the part of the party base which would make the GOP rebellion against their backstabbing leaders look small in comparison.

          • keyboard jockey

            We got a taste of it in 2008 with the PUMA revolt.

          • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

            But only a taste. Hillary doesn’t have all that many loyalists, and most of the people who claim they would vote for her in the primary at the start of the campaign have gotten enough exposure to remind them why they hate her so much. It’s the same thing which killed her campaign in 2008.

            If she really wanted the job, she’d retire to Chappaqua and let others campaign for her. But she is as much a narcissist as Obama, so that’s not going to happen.

          • keyboard jockey

            I think she just does what her handlers tell her and that’s after they poll tested it. Snort.

          • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

            Oh, no doubt. It’s why the negative reaction from the public to her is so delicious. Not even her poll testers and focus group gurus can over come how toxic her personality is.

          • keyboard jockey

            It’s mostly the voice she’s at a disadvantage she doesn’t have the male baritone. There is nothing soothing about her voice. It doesn’t help that when she speaks it’s mostly in lawyer speak. If she wants to improve on her honesty ratio she needs to stop couching every word before she utters it. But who knows maybe it’s so in grained now she can’t turn it off and on and just speak like a normal person.

          • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

            If her boss during the Whitewater investigation is any indication, she’s actually gotten wort. Back then, she was just a straight up liar.

          • Petrucio14

            If she does get the nomination, how is she going to hide for the General? Tough road to hoe.

          • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

            She couldn’t. The plan I suggested would only work for the primary. I am rather prone to rant and rave about how our system has become a popularity contest, but it’s going to kill Hillary’s chances of becoming POTUS simply because she HAS to be out in front of the public where the fact she is faker than Kim Kardashian’s rear is undeniable.

          • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Whitey King or DeRay McKesson.

          • keyboard jockey

            Whoever they add for the base isn’t going to attract the Independents and they need the Independents in the general. Letting Bernie Sanders run the party to the far left has really painted them into a corner for the general.

          • Newportcarl

            But they think Bernie is part of the ‘conspiracy’ too (thank God)

          • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

            Wait, really? I hadn’t seen that bit of rumbling.

            *pops popcorn*

          • Newportcarl

            Are you kidding? The pro Israel pro gun stance has the ‘doomers’ and ‘occupiers’ all atwitter. The ‘Bernie -is -pro – war machine puts the butter on your popcorn

          • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

            I’d seem a bit of rumbling regarding dissatisfaction towards him in that regard on twitter, but I must be missing the hardcore ones. Oh, this is beautiful…

          • drw

            “They want him to go for the throat.” Only because they see him losing to her. Trust me, if/when hils wins the nomination, the sheeple will trample their children to jump on the bus. They are all, after all, part of the 47%.

          • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

            I don’t know. The Dems have always been even more of a collection of warring tribes than the GOP was, and now they are going for the throat more than ever.

            Based on what I am seeing on Twitter – though I’m apparently missing some stuff – we should be entering the Seventh Party System. If so, expect the oldest political party in American history to go down in flames.

          • Newportcarl

            Absolutely true… That’s why I keep telling the Bernzoids that they WILL vote for Hillary in the end. It drives them up the frickin’ wall!

        • Newportcarl

          Really good question Jock. The ex-district attorney here is avid for Bernie. But hates Hillary. If they ran as a ticket I fear they would steamroller the repubs. Look up Bernie + sheepdog for an excellent explanation

          • keyboard jockey

            I think they will stick to the identity politics play book. They never give up on schtick till it stops working. Like when they started calling Mark Udall Mark Uterus because he wouldn’t stop running on the phony war on women crap. The electorate is always out in front of the trends, but some politicians are really lousy at reading the mood of the public. They lag behind.

    • Girl who talks with her claws

      The Swiss Cheese brain to go with it.

  • The Dragon

    Laws? Haven’t you heard, you don’t need to give a crap about our country’s laws to be President now. The Constitution is a thing of the past (literally and figuratively). Now we have dictators. Either like it or be destroyed.

  • Girl who talks with her claws
  • Librophile417

    I got a migraine upon reading that. Probably was just a coincidence, but who knows? Seriously, though.. He wants to be president, but doesn’t understand something as simple as that? The concept is insane.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    What a shame he can’t #FeelTheBurn of embarrassment.

  • Girl who talks with her claws
  • Newportcarl

    Want to feel depressed ? Go to John stossel’s

    • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

      When the GOP field starts to clear after New Hampshire, I have a feeling the odds will swing in favor of the GOP.

      • Newportcarl

        Fingers crossed… I can’t take much more of you know who

        • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

          There are far too many in this field that could apply to, sadly. One of whom is leading seemingly everywhere but Iowa right now.

        • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

          I know exactly who you mean. Hopefully the fact Cruz is scheduled to beat him – and is doing so with a frugal and clever ground game which isn’t emptying his war chest the way others who won Iowa and crashed and burned afterwards – will drive that proggy SOB off the deep end…

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    How is it that if Obama was a CEO and blatantly lied about his product…”Obamacare”….he would have ended up in jail?

    But because he lied about it…and works for the government…he gets a pass?

    • Eric D. Mertz #NeverTrump

      Because they make the laws.

  • lilwren

    …Dems hope we’ll go from B.O. to B.S. Everything about them stinks…

  • Wonder Pony

    The hammers want their bag back…

  • Petrucio14

    Democrats want to deny there is any foundation for morality but want us to all be bound by their defective interpretation of what they believe to be fair.

    • AMSilver

      Liberals want to keep government from legislating morality, but want the government to force us all to do good (give charity to the poor, treat protected classes of people the way they want to be treated, etc). I think one main difference between the two is that religions have written and unchanging rules of morality, which if codified into law would effectively limit the reach of government, whereas liberals’ morality is whatever their cause du jour is, and therefore cannot possibly ever be limited – meaning government can effectively dictate every aspect of our lives.

      • Harold Patterson

        Nailed it!!!

      • Petrucio14

        Democrat morality (I know, oxymoron) is built on one bible passage which they twist to mean the opposite of what it does: “Judge not lest you be judged”

        They pretend it means that nobody should tell them that they are doing evil, that their licentiousness is OK. We ARE called to warn others to avoid evil.

        What it really means is that nobody should decide for themselves that someone else is going to hell, no matter how clear the path may be or how obviously they appear to have greased the skids.

  • Grumpy

    “Apparently Bernie Sanders doesn’t understand how laws work”

    Well, DUH! Bernie Sanders doesn’t understand how combs work, for crying out loud…

    • prado4587

      Bernie needs to do a combover like The Donald

  • Diane _TX­™­

    I have always wonder about this – smoking cigarettes is bad for your health, but smoking marijuana is good. In both cases you are inhaling carcinogens, but you get high from the marijuana. Maybe Bernie can answer this for me.

  • Oxco

    How is it Killary is NOT in jail, WhiteWater, Clinton slush fund, Uranium deals, Benghazi. Just to name a few…….

  • wharfrat

    A Communist doesn’t care about laws,they blunder their way into office and then destroy what’s there,just look at history, Cuba,Russia and China,China is successful only because the idiots in America want cheap stuff and that’s what we get from the Communist in China.the people there have no rights, if they speak out they are thrown in jail.

  • SupplyGuy

    Yeah, because Steve Jobs ruined my life! -said no liberal ever.

  • Oysteria (I won)

    Jeff Skilling, Bernie Ebbers, Dennis Kozlowski, John Rigas, Sanjay Kumar, Walter Forbes, Joe Nacchio, Richard Scrushy, Sam Waksal, and Martin Grass, Bernard Madoff.

    What do all these CEOs have in comon? Quick, someone tell Bernie!

  • Karla1953
  • Crakalakin

    More tweets obviously written by college kids serving as his “social media managers”.

  • Kylie Michelle Fraser

    I’d assume bundling and selling a bunch of toxic mortgages as though they were something they were not constitutes fraud. If the executives of the banks secretly planned to do this, which is reasonable, you can throw in criminal conspiracy. As far as I’m aware, those are crimes. And it’s not like we’re taking a one time criminal act, but one perpetuated against thousands, perhaps millions, of victims.

    But that’s nine I’d my business…

  • John Howard

    There are so many things Bernie phrases as questions instead of answers I wonder what he has been during his 30 years in Congress?

  • RepublicanDon

    Kind of like how the right to own a gun is in the Constitution but the right to an abortion isn’t, yet only the second one is sacred.

  • Carlos

    I want to know who the “CEO of a company” is and how they “[ruined] people’s lives”. I have a nagging feeling he is referring to Carly Fiorina and the layoff that occurred during her time at HP. But what about all the layoffs that have occurred do to Obama’s war on the coal industry?

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Recent news of RECORD numbers of homeless in NYC. Highest since the Great Depression.
      Onomics work sooooo good./s

  • Kopernicus

    How about when said CEO is a big Democrat donor, like Peter Lewis (now deceased) of “Progressive” auto insurance? Big pot user and supporter for years, and poured tons of money into George Soros-style organizations.

    Then I guess is is OK on both counts!!!

  • socraticsilliness

    Easy Bern, you’ve wandered into bat-sh*t crazy land again. Steady on big fellow. We aren’t in an after school pot circle meditating on our belly buttons.

  • GulfPundit

    How is it that a Left wing hack who spent the Cold War cavorting with Soviet front groups and Commie thugs hasn’t been charged with treason?

  • Magnifico

    Yo Barney, any clue what a CEO does???

  • Hoppytoo

    Nuttier than Jimmah Cahtah’s warehouse.

  • bifski

    this clown needs institutionalized

  • Arkuy The Great

    Oh no. Bernie understand the new method of “laws” perfectly. All you need is a pen and phone and a supine Congress not jealous of its checks-and-balances prerogatives and you’re home free.

    • Russ

      And a Supreme Court that will employ pretzel logic to rule in your favor.

      • Arkuy The Great

        Roberts is a sly dog, never giving an indication how he will rule.

  • Snowblind

    How is it that a kid can smoke marijuana and become President of the United States and ruin people’s lives?

    Fixed that for you Bernie….

    • Elizabeth Fisher


  • Sanchez

    Bernie, why is it a kid can smoke pot legally in Colorado and not Illinois?

  • Dean Former lee

    It has a lot to do with how much payoff the senators and other representative get from the stoner to be allowed to do what he wants. Same with the CEO, isn’t that about right? So stoners have to step up the cash to the senators in order to get those laws changed.

  • EverydayWoman

    This tweet got 10K retweets, no doubt from the “millennials”! I weep for the future of America!

  • TocksNedlog

    How is it that millions of idiots voluntarily give this idiot money?

  • thomas moore

    I think everyone who mocks this is missing the point. He understands perfectly well how the laws work and he wants to decrinimalize pot laws and criminalize capitalists.

    • marcus tullius cicero

      …Exactly, make ALL producers criminals by painting them as Robber Barons and ALL drug users innocent harmless flowers!

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …I believe you have to be convicted of a crime first…DemoCommie Justice: guilty till proven innocent!

  • Steve Muckler

    What about the faceless drones who promulgate regs and laws that ruin millions of lives eg, coal miners? Oh yeah, they get to take the Fifth and retire with full pensions.

  • Dan Cochran

    Bernie wonders how CEO’s who ruined people’s lives have no criminal record? He should ask his buddy OweBungle; he hasn’t prosecuted ANYONE on Wall Street or among the big banks.

    • Arkuy The Great

      Koff-Koff-Jon Corzine-koff-koff…

      • Dan Cochran

        I’ve been trying to forget him; being in PA, it was far too easy to hear that loudmouth across the Delaware River!

  • Col Bat Guano

    Good Lord! And this is the only viable option to Broom Hilda?!?!? I almost feel sorry for democrats – almost.

  • Roger Skelton

    Maybe if Bernie (burnout) Sanders spent more time trying to
    pass legislation (laws) to legalize marijuana and better laws to combat white-collar crimes as in bankster criminals… he’d have something better to talk about and run on burn-out Burnie then the rich are bad and more of me and taxes and regulations will fix everything… Burnie burnout Sanders the Socialist Democrat is a fool… here’s why a Socialist Democrat is what a Nazi
    is, which he would deny he is… he can’t even tell the truth about who and what he is… Burnie burnout Sanders is a “communist” with a small c and why a small c… because he’s just like those who support him a ‘useful idiot’ the communist mass murderer
    Vladimir Lenin describes naive communist sympathizers in the West as “useful idiot “… the real Communist is Vladimir Lenin not Burnie burnout Sanders.

  • ThatsMRdouchbag

    Sanders has polled BEATING every GOP candidate.

  • SickofPoliticks

    How is it that Hillary Clinton can lie, cheat, steal and cause the murders of four Americans in Benghazi and have no criminal record?