Nope, not a parody! “LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM” is from an actual Wesleyan University webpage informing students of an “open house” to learn more about a rather unique-sounding housing option. Check it out:

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Hey, who doesn’t “appreciate the variety and vivacity of gender”?

We’d hope so.

Well, not quite the “dark ages,” but living at 154 Church Street is not entirely risk free. Here’s the warning at the bottom of the webpage:

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Ha!

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