Not a parody! This housing option at Wesleyan is unbelievable. And mock-tastic

Nope, not a parody! “LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM” is from an actual Wesleyan University webpage informing students of an “open house” to learn more about a rather unique-sounding housing option. Check it out:

Hey, who doesn’t “appreciate the variety and vivacity of gender”?

At @wesleyan_u when entering #LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM "safe space" of 145 Church st. http://t.co/GmvdLfrRgU do they give you the safe word? #caring

— Allan Bourdius (@UnrealAllan) February 21, 2015

We’d hope so.

It appears "genderf–k" is now a protected category on college campuses. In other news, welcome to the Dark Ages. http://t.co/7S2alCBHqk

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 25, 2015

Well, not quite the “dark ages,” but living at 154 Church Street is not entirely risk free. Here’s the warning at the bottom of the webpage:

https://twitter.com/DanFosterType/status/570620053139431425

The real danger at @wesleyan_u 154 Church Street isn't #LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM, it's lead paint chips they may eat. http://t.co/66G9CpMqkK #caring

— Allan Bourdius (@UnrealAllan) February 21, 2015

Ha!

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