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'Homeless man steals EMS rig to go to strip club'; Blames lack of public transit [photo]

This chryon from Fox 2 Detroit is fantastic, and yes, it’s a real story:

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Hilarious:

https://twitter.com/hajihuntingpat/status/539743931379253249

But as we’re making fun of this story, maybe it was an emergency?

LOL. But let’s put the blame for all of this where it’s due:

https://twitter.com/ZhidoBandera/status/539764714717577216

Yep, he did blame a lack of public transportation. Via the Daily Tribune:

Frustrated with a lack of public transportation and in desperate need to reach a certain destination, a homeless man stole an ambulance from a hospital in Pontiac on Sunday.

“He told the deputy he was hoping to go to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing,” Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said.

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Don’t give our nanny-state government any ideas.

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