We’re reliably informed that Sen. Cory Booker is still a candidate for the Democrat nomination later this year, but he seems to be having trouble getting traction for both his campaign and dad jokes:
Raise your hand if you know why people are trolling Elizabeth's dance moves and not my dad jokes https://t.co/SUsyIQDlPZ
— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) January 9, 2020
Is that a sign of something? Could be:
You know you're flailing in the polls when you're begging people to troll you https://t.co/lrETJoGoZu
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) January 9, 2020
Ha! No kidding.
*raises hand* Because you aren't polling high enough? https://t.co/a4biMSBM8b
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) January 9, 2020
Is it because she has a shot at the nomination? https://t.co/I0DGec6EjL
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) January 9, 2020
Is it because you're polling at 2% and nobody cares what you're doing on the campaign trail? https://t.co/IuTsfpuWHn
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) January 9, 2020
?♂️Because she actually has a shot at the nomination https://t.co/r4Mg0JSZlV
— It's still 2016 apparently (@jtLOL) January 9, 2020
We were happy to help answer your question, senator.
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