It’s casting call time, and Glenn Beck chose a role for the president who famously promised “if you like your plan you can keep your plan”:

  • ObamaFail

    I notice Obama’s face on the Cowardly Lion’s body. It fits. Because Obama is too big of a coward to ever accept full responsibility for his failures.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      But he will accept meaningless awards/plaudits to prop himself up.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      I could hear him singing “If I, if I were King!”

    • rssllue

      Put em up, put em up!

  • JeffWRidge

    Does that make Biden, Dumbo?

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

      No, Biden’s the scarecrow.

      “If I only had a brain….”

      • tops116 ✓Quipper

        I’m torn: is Hillary the Tin Man because of Benghazi or is she the Wicked Witch because of her general personality?

        • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

          I’d like to think Kathleen Sebilius is the Tin Man re: her involvement with Sarah Murnaghan(Not sure I spelled that right)

          No heart…

          Either that, or she and Harry Reid take turns… (Why help kids with cancer?)

          • twoandahalfcents

            If you go back further to her days in Kansas and study her history, it is easy to deduce that she is one of the most evil of this admin.

      • DWAAP

        lmao!

      • Kaya Hund

        And Michelle is the Wicked Witch of the East. “I want Glinda [Sarah Palin] and that wizard [Ted Cruz] torn to shreds. Do not fail me a second time. Fly!”

    • Al’s Sad Grampa ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Only one person has ears big enough. It’s another movie or Obama plays a dual role.

  • wwbdinct

    Ok. That is awesome!

  • lukuj

    Has a liberal found a way to call this racist yet? After all, it is the go to accusation whether or not it makes any sense.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

      I’m sure something will come up about it being an African Lion.

  • TJ

    Glenn did a great bit relating the wizard of Oz to the GOP establishment.

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/06/why-is-glenn-beck-bashing-a-glinda-the-good-doll-with-a-dorothy-doll/

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    It’s the Circle of Liberalism
    And it violates us all
    Through spying and Obamacare
    Through giving guns to drug cartels and IRS harrassment
    Till they exempt themselves but decide our place
    On a path careening out of control
    In the Circle
    The Circle of Liberalism

  • Maxx

    If you heard that interview where he said he was sorry, did you notice his gut reaction when talking about the implications of these failures? It was how it affected HIM, not the people. He quickly corrected himself but that initial reaction spoke volumes.

    • twoandahalfcents

      He’s more transparent than he gets credit for if watched closely. They assume we’re all idiots and only those in .gov can harness the concept of micro-expressions. He’s not even close to good at it.

  • Erik Bartlam

    How Glenn Beck staring in the Crying King.

    Yeah Ears is a liar…but, I can’t down with this drama queen.

    • Marvin Nelson

      Trolling tonight, are we? Came out to play with the adults, did you?

      • Erik Bartlam

        I don’t even know what this means.

        • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

          Coming from someone who doesn’t know the difference between an opinion and a verifiable statement?

          • Erik Bartlam

            With a mind like yours…you must be a novelist or a poet for your day job…maybe a code breaker.

            Or maybe you get paid to lay your brain down on a table so people can draw straight lines against it.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            I’m smarter than you are. That’s all I need to know. :-)

          • Erik Bartlam

            You may be…I don’t know but, I wished you’d draw on some of that superior intelligence for this conversation. It’s starting to peter out.

    • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

      Care to repeat that, Erik, this time in English instead of Dumbass?

      • Erik Bartlam

        How about Glenn Beck staring in the Crying King (he weeps through half of his show).

        Yes Ears (Obama) is a liar…but I can’t get down with this drama queen (that would be Glenn Beck…who is not only precious but, a little hysterical).

        I don’t like him sue me.

        • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

          Annnnnnnnnnd…you’re a liar.

          • Erik Bartlam

            What am I lying about…my own opinions.

            Are you saying that beck doesn’t spend half of his show pleading and emoting?

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            Yes I am. Put up or shut up.

          • Erik Bartlam

            I assume you understand that opinions are unfalsifiable…so I’ll address the crying bit.

            This is easier than Beck’s joke….

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmXjxgy6MUo

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM4xqnukQrM

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-gfoLjlL1E

            I agree with him on a lot of issues…but, I also agree with Jimmy Swaggart on the triune nature of God. i don’t want to listen to either one of them.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            You don’t understand very basic aspects of Twitchy, but we’re supposed to believe you’re some sort of expert on Glenn Beck and why he’s not suitable because…he CRIES???

          • Erik Bartlam

            You obviously don’t understand the basic nature of opinion.

            So, I guess were even…sorta. You do have this twitchy thing going for you…and your love affair with a certain verklempt radio host.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            “I feel Glenn Beck cries a lot” is an opinion.

            “Glenn Beck cries 50% of the time on his show” is a verifiable statement, thus not an opinion.

            Put up, or shut up, liar.

          • Erik Bartlam

            So you aren’t denying that bit about you and Glenn Beck?

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            You’re a proven liar, Erik, and now you’re trying to play games to take attention away from it.

            Sorry, Erik, but your dislike of Glenn Beck does not give you license to lie about him, or me.

          • Erik Bartlam

            That doesn’t sound like a denial to me.

            Thomas and Glenn sittin’ a tree…

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            Still no proof of your claims, Erik?

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            I watched those videos. At best, you have 20 minutes of material (with a decent chunk of it showing Beck NOT crying, but I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt).

            Let’s go back to your original statement: “How about Glenn Beck staring in the Crying King (he weeps through half of his show).”

            Not only did the videos show more than 1 show, but they represent a fraction of the airtime Beck was on the air.

            In short, the “he weeps through half of his show” is a lie. Even your expanded statement “Are you saying that beck doesn’t spend half of his show pleading and emoting?” is a lie. (Of course, when you are forced to move the goalposts in the middle of a debate, it shows you have nothing.)

            Now, let’s take your videos. You showed maybe 20 minutes of a series of shows to “prove” your lie. If your statement were accurate, Glenn Beck’s shows would total 40 minutes.

            However, Beck started his radio career in 1977 at the age of 13. Let’s see…if my math is correct, 36 years is a bit longer than 40 minutes.

            I get that you don’t like Glenn Beck, and that’s fine. But lying about him as you’ve done doesn’t make your case for you.

          • Erik Bartlam

            How are you responding before my responses are posted?

            Are you a moderator around here? That can’t possibly be.

            Maybe I’m wrong…maybe you’re a master comedian and this is a bit. If so bravo…well payed. You are hilarious.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            And you’re still lying…

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            Changing the subject, Erik? Can’t produce actual proof of your claim?

          • Erik Bartlam

            I can’t see my own responses…evidently you can.

            Again I don’t know whether to laugh at what you’re doing or think you are dumber than a bag of hammers.

            Maybe you and Beck could seek help together. Go on a date to a therapist.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            Or you could man up and produce proof…or admit you lied…

          • Erik Bartlam

            Ok I just spent the last ten minutes watching 30 years of Glenn Beck clips…everything, radio, television, iphone vids, voice mails, everything. It was like 17 years of footage.

            I was wrong. In his personal life he blubbers, moans, pleads and whines half, or 50% of the time. On his show he blubbers, whines, moans and pleads 9/16th’s of the time.

            I apologize for the imprecision of my statement.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            Prove it.

          • Erik Bartlam

            I’m an interdimensional being…I can’t show you how I did it.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            So, you lied. Thank you for admitting it.

          • Erik Bartlam

            Lying about what? My own opinion?

        • Al’s Sad Grampa ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Trying to explain your lame statement was more lame than the statement itself.

          • Erik Bartlam

            I was asked to clarify knobby.

          • Erik Bartlam

            I was asked to clarify knobby.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            And your clarification made your original statement look better by comparison. That’s what Garth was saying.

          • Erik Bartlam

            I like the first one better too…you can almost smeeeelll the bourbon on it.

        • svobodnik

          Glenn Beck is certainly dramatic. Sometimes he sounds a little bit much like “the sky is falling”. On the other hand, he also reminds me of Paul Revere – he is warning America about the results of Big Government controlling everything. Unfortunately he is right – the party of government will destroy everything it can touch in America.

          • Erik Bartlam

            You think Glenn could ride a horse…I’m not so sure.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            Based on what? Your dishonesty?

        • SupplyGuy

          So, who makes you watch him?
          Your post makes you sound like a drama queen.

          • Erik Bartlam

            Nobody? Why do you ask?

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            You’re the one with your panties in a bunch over Beck crying and saying that makes him an unworthy spokesman.

          • Erik Bartlam

            One of us has got his panties in a bunch…that’s obvious.

            A cynical person might infer from Supply Guys question that if I listen and have a negative opinion…I’m an idiot for listening. Of course, it would be impossible to have an opinion if I didn’t listen…therefore the only legitimate opinion one could have of the Crying King would be a positive one.

            There is a more sensible option…I’ve listened to him enough to form an opinion (as unacceptable as it may be).

            Glad to see my responses are finally showing up a day and half later. I was beginning to think that Twitchy is to Glenn Beck what the NYT is to Obama.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            I get that you don’t like Glenn Beck. Why does that give you a license to lie?

          • Erik Bartlam

            I got it at the same walmart check out line where you got your license to be a horses ass.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            That’s nice. Let me give you a piece of advice.

            If you don’t want to be called a liar…don’t lie.

          • Erik Bartlam

            The pedantry is strong with this one.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            Still no proof, huh, Erik?

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          REAL MEN CRY (Sometimes), So sue and Crucify Glenn for crying… Oh, wait! Jawamax 8<{D}

          • Erik Bartlam

            Are you suggesting that having a negative opinion of Beck is the equivalent of Crucifying him?

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            No. It’s the repeated lying about him that’s the problem, Erik.

          • Erik Bartlam

            I have been running your ass ragged for refusing to recognize, process and accept hyperbole…here’s your chance to throw it back in my face* and you punt.

            Try harder.

            *Though I do think the choice of crucify…or CRUCIFY is still a little weird.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            “I have been lying my ass ragged because I got called out.”

            There. Fixed it for you.

            You’re welcome.

  • HanaFiveO

    Perfect.

  • SupplyGuy

    Too easy drill sergeant.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    WINS THE INTERNET!!Glenn Strikes AGAIN! I couldn’t have thought of a better analogy… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Paul C.

    LMAO

  • Shawn Fifield

    I did not know that The Wizard of OZ was a Disney movie.

  • 1riot1ranger

    Lions are African so this is racist!