HealthCare.gov has been plagued by problem after problem after problem:

As a result, the Obama administration is now recommending the old fashioned way:

Use your ObamaPhone, or any phone for that matter:

Hopefully Obamacare covers runaround-induced exhaustion:

Kept you busy for a while though, right?

People using the phone to sign up for Obamacare can possibly expect an experience similar to this:

Classic!

  • https://www.facebook.com/libertyNvrsleeps Thomas Purcell

    You’ll get Mr. Meow though to handle your application

    • Zanshi

      Mr. Meow is far more intelligent than the boneheads who run the exchanges and website.

    • ObamaFail

      I think a cat could manage it a lot better than a liberal.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      “No, I’m sorry. Bo can’t come to the phone right now. He’s out for a walk with Barack. Leash? No, just the same old knife and fork.”

  • RblDiver

    So, about how great those online exchanges will be…

  • NoWay

    Nice.

  • Politiwars

    Rumor is the site was never even beta tested because it wasn’t finished by the rollout date. It’s full of misspelled programming code and other errors. Having been in IT myself for over three decades, that wouldn’t come as a surprise given the enormity of the problems they are experiencing. Over $90 million and 3 years to get it ready and it was a massive fail. Good luck getting 7 million enrollees in 6 months, which is what they need to get the ACA even started.

    • Jason Call

      $93M was original estimate. Actual cost-to-date $600M+. Per Rush Limbaugh Show today.

      • tjp77

        If they really spent $600 million on that, we need to show up at the White House with torches, pitchforks and a length of rope.

        • El Diablo Milos™

          The WH will not allow their trees to be used during the shutdown. Bring portable gallows

  • BetsyRheaume

    Obamaphones have only 250 free minutes, then what?

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    They’re working on it 24/7? Is that minutes/seconds?

    • TexSizzle

      Hours/years? Judging by its “quality”, that sounds about right.

  • JeffWRidge

    Can you hear me now?

    • TexSizzle

      What? 😉

  • AmericanMom

    Harvard grad Obama unclear that we, the people, are willfully disconnected from Obamacare. Defund Obamacare, impeach Obama is the growing vibe his compliant media will not report (37% approval rating is much too high).

    • Tom

      Harvard grad? Let’s see the car facts. This guy is a total mystery.

  • https://twitter.com/Captain_Cy_kun Cy

    “It took us three years to put this mess together, but trust us, we’ll get it fixed soon!”

  • stillinthe60s

    Brings us back to Hilary’s question…who is better prepared for that 3:00 am call

    • ObamaFail

      Not anyone with a (D) next to their name, that’s for sure.

    • karmafordems

      Certainly wasn’t hillary

      • Tom

        Ask mrs wiener what Hillary was doing at that Bengazi 3 am morning

  • tjp77

    Yes, by ’24/7′ they mean roughly four hours a day in between mandatory union breaks and sensitivity training sessions.

  • El Diablo Milos™

    How about I send my livery man over on horse back to deliver the parchments?

  • William Race

    And the number is 1-800-F1U-CKYO. Look it up.

  • Maxx

    In Obama-speak, failure is simply an inability to meet demand.

    With that in mind, since so many who are looking for work can’t find a job, is it any wonder he considers a 7.5% five-year unemployment rate a resounding success.

    • Clayton Grant

      It would be nice if he had actually hit a real unemployment rate of 7.5% sometime in the last 5 yrs.

      • ObamaFail

        Yeah, because the real unemployment rate (when they factor in the people the Dems ignore) is a lot higher than 7.5%

  • Mark Hammond

    Hello, my name Peggy. You got problem?

    • karmafordems

      That’s Hello, my name is Apu

  • ObamaFail

    Obamacare is a proven joke, and the liberal shills in the media are still defending it, and the Dems are still pushing it as “the law of the land”, but if they can’t even manage the enrollment, imagine what going to a doctor is going to be like when you’re turned away because they can’t find your information.

  • arttie

    “Is this the party to whom I am speaking?”

    • karmafordems

      Hah! Laughed out loud at that one

    • TexSizzle

      “We are the government. And we are omnipudent.” [“We are the phone company” in original.]

  • vcferlita

    Is that the 1-800-F*UCK-YO number?

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Once again, would Democrats care to explain why is the GOP is extreme for wanting to delay this nonsense for another year?

  • OldmanRick

    Tell me again about the efficiency of government programs. Inefficiency would seem to be the correct term when referring to any government program.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    Yesterday on the way home from work I heard a guy on the radio that did try the hotline because he couldn’t get anywhere online. The ‘highly trained navigator’ got his name, address and phone number and the told the guy that he couldn’t help him, that he needed to go online and apply that way.

    1-800-F1UCK-YO seems very appropriate.

  • rssllue

    Option 3: Call on the Pony Express. Quicker and definitely more reliable!