Well, possibly something like that:

Seriously?

Not every American president has the additional burden of being concerned about having his Nobel Peace Prize repo’d after going all “Hulk smash” on another country, but President Obama does. Some aren’t comforted by reports that Obama might be making decisions based on what jokes Jay Leno might make about those decisions, and reports that Team Obama is concerned about being mocked were immediately mocked:

https://twitter.com/Roy__Rogers/status/372783767217115136

If a strike is launched on Syria, the American people will be the last to know:

If President Obama is in fact trying to decide what would be a mockable response vs. a non-mockable response, he’s still in deliberations with his team:

Meanwhile, David Frum would rather we just change the subject:

Bingo!