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Beto O'Rourke might want to cool it with all the stories about his 'lifelong Republican mom'

Did you know that Texas Senate candidate Beto O’Rourke skateboards and used to be in a punk band and is kind of reminiscent of a young Kennedy? Of course you do, if you’ve read any of the million puff-pieces that have been done about him.

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If you’ve been to any of his rallies recently you also know that his mom’s a lifelong Republican. There’s more to that story, of course, just like there was more to O’Rourke’s drunk driving story that didn’t quite mesh with the official police report.

Yep.

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For a Republican, she sure does vote Democrat a lot.

Isn’t his mom also the one who called him “Beto” as a child? We think we heard that in another O’Rourke anecdote that we found totally believable.

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Truth:

Hey, this “lifelong Republican” thing is more useful than we thought:


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