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Sen. Ted Cruz's opponents crawl back into his dorm room closet

Daniel Scavino Jr., senior adviser of Donald J. Trump for President, passed along a scathing inside look at Sen. Ted Cruz’s college years last night, with the help of The Daily Caller, which compiled a list of recent tweets by Cruz’s freshman roomate, Craig Mazin.

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Mazin, who brought us the classics “Scary Movie 3” and “Scary Movie 4,” went on a multiple-day Twitter rant against Cruz. Here’s a sample:

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/689214214024503297

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/689326281498824705

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/689645196384927744

https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/689868775420657665

Google tells us the definition of backpfeifengesicht is “a face that’s begging to be slapped.”

Scavino says that other classmates of Cruz are tweeting similar impressions.

https://twitter.com/gacohen/status/689876031046557698

https://twitter.com/gacohen/status/689876291848409088

It’s awfully funny to hear from Cruz’s college contemporaries — again. It’s been done. Anyone paying attention to the media’s coverage of Cruz already knows the pattern on Cruz’s college bathrobe: when Cruz was running for senator in 2012, it was The Daily Beast that tracked down any classmate who would trash him, with writer Patricia Murphy asking, “Can a master debater who wore a paisley bathrobe to creepily stroll by the women’s wing of the dorm be the next president?”

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That very serious exposé led reader Erick Erickson to conclude, “Thanks to the Daily Beast, we now know more about @SenTedCruz in college than Barack Obama in college.”

It wasn’t able to keep him from the Senate, but will the paisley bathrobe manage to sink Cruz’s presidential campaign?

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