“Hatred” is a strong word, although we don’t doubt there are plenty of men and women out there who wouldn’t hesitate to say they hate the former secretary of state and Democratic front-runner for president.

“Sexual” is also a strong word, and one we didn’t expect to see today in connection with the former first lady. But that’s apparently the point of Esquire’s interview with Tom Junod, a writer whose claim to fame seems to be having written three profiles of Clinton for Esquire.

Get it? Hillogy? Don’t try to tell us this isn’t the same writer who came up with the “Grillary Clinton” barbecue apron and the “Chillary Clinton” beer koozie.

Anyway, on to the juicy stuff. Junod writes about Hillary Clinton from the perspective of a red-blooded, cisgender American man, italics included, who gets why Bill Clinton readily confesses to ogling the young Hillary Rodham. She’s “an attractive person. And I don’t mean to sound patronizing. She’s an attractive human being,” Junod says. “Just as a man—and I say this not as a writer but as a man—I’ve never understood Hillary hatred. I just don’t get it.” But he does get the hatred, calling it “deeply, deeply sexual.”

Interviewer Alex Belth gets caught up in the moment, interjecting that he loves how Clinton’s laugh—which Junod describes as full and appealing—makes it into all three parts of the Hillogy. And how could it not? In fact, let’s just skip the rest of the piece and enjoy Clinton’s appealing laughter together. Tip: It’s more appealing if you ignore the question about the deeply, deeply sexual FBI investigation into her mishandling of classified materials.

No need to be jealous; the Clinton campaign never sent us one of these.

  • DeplorableCats4all✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Her ‘evolution’?

    What, from slime to slug?

    • JohnFLob

      Perhaps the reverse is more appropriate.

    • http://vegasjessie.com/ TeapartyCrasher

      Evolving like someone who has learned that everyone should have rights, and no, assholes, I’m not talking about terrorists. However, domestic terrorist douchenozzles like the Bundy morons seem to have a right to hold up a gift shop without retribution. If they were Black, they’d all be dead. Hillary is for the marginalized, she’s extremely bright, capable and it drives you mother effers nuts.

      • CoastalMaineBird

        “she’s extremely bright.”

        {citation needed }

        • David

          Being drunk at closing always makes the hag at the end of the bar brighter and more attractive.

      • CoastalMaineBird

        So, you would rather that the BLM have the right to hold up citizens without retribution, would you?

        Hint: “BLM” in this case, doesn’t refer to “Black Lives Matter”.

      • CoastalMaineBird

        She is STILL one who is most proud of making enemies of 45+% of the American voters. She considers me a worse enemy than ISIS.

        SHE is the one who LAUGHED (as SoS) when Khaddafi died (“we came, we saw, he died – cackle,cackle,cackle”)

        If Condoleezza Rice, as SoS had set up a fund that CharityWatch called a “political slush fund”, you would be all over it as “typical Republican money-grubbing”, but no, it’s OK if HRC does it.

      • CoastalMaineBird

        If Condoleezza Rice, as SoS, had agreed to an Algerian trade deal, within a week of $500k being deposited into the “Rice Foundation” fund, you’d be all over it. But no, HRC is exempt.

      • CoastalMaineBird

        If Condoleezza Rice, as SoS, had agreed to a Russian uranium deal within a month of $2M being deposited into the “Rice Foundation” fund, you’d be all over it. But no, HRC is exempt.

      • CoastalMaineBird

        HRC was FIRED for being an “incompetent, unethical” LAWYER, for cryin’ out loud. Do you know how difficult it is for a lawyer to be fired for ethics ?

      • CoastalMaineBird

        If she is so capable, name one accomplishment of HERS during her Senate term?
        Getting elected is one, I’ll grant you that. Name another.

      • CoastalMaineBird

        If she is so capable, name one accomplishment of HERS during her SoS term?

        Ambassador Stevens is not available for comment

        • David

          Hillary reset our relationship with Russia – to 1959 – the good ol’ cold war days.

      • johnnythunder

        “And drives you mother effers nuts” — there’s the real reason the left likes her, because she’s not capable of bright but she’s anti anything that’s decent or good and it won’t matter if she’s the daughter of Satan and eats puppies on television she’s not a conservative and to you bedwetting leftists nothing else matters

      • Canned Heat

        You remind me of a parent on American Idol. When their child is fairly critiqued, and told they, in essence, suck, the response isn’t to accept that their “candidate” is, in fact the douchenozzle – no, its the people who see the truth. Hillary doesn’t care for the marginalized, unless the marginalized will vote for her.

        Do you have the smallest concept what the “Bundy Morons” are protesting? You’re a liar if you claim you do. The Government has strongarmed land owners, and the latest was to seize more land and trump up charges to turn them into felons. The Hammonds are marginalized to the point of being imprisoned by the Federal Government, and their property is being taken. Their rights taken. Their lives ruined. Why? Because the feds, can. I’ve never been to or participated in a protest. I don’t own a gun. I’m not a Republican. I do, however, recognize fools. Read your first sentence. Maybe take two minutes to learn, objectively what is going on around you, and stop getting your news from a comedy network and HufPo.

      • rick

        In Hilary’s world(and yours),”rights”are gifts bestowed upon us by a benevolent,p(m)aternal overlord,to be withdrawn at the first sign of disobedience,disrespect,disloyalty.That’s how cattle are herded-little bit of carrot,lotta stick.Next time,just type,”Moooo”.

      • David

        I care about you. Will you seek help for your mental illness?

      • CoastalMaineBird

        Come on, crash – name ONE THING as an example of her “bright” or “capable” nature.

        You just can’t do it.

        • Grandson Of TheGrumpus

          Apparently she really “lights-up” as the pub’s “last call” approaches!

          Does that count?

      • lolgfy

        Actually, Hillary is for the braindead, IQ-lacking, ball-less pajama boy types like you that would feel threatened by a real woman. Plus she’s responsible for more erectile dysfunction than Granny Botox Pelosi.

  • Dave

    …or maybe, just maybe, I think lying grifters shouldn’t be President

    • bls46

      that would be ‘criminal’ lying grifters !

  • SpaceRacer423

    why do I doubt that this “writer” is a “cisgender, heterosexual, male?”

    • PolisRangerArtyom

      Well Esquire is a magazine for effeminate beta males.

    • Tyrconnell

      No, I have no doubt that he is exactly what he says he is in that staement, a leftist to the core.

    • Daniel Freeman

      You know, I don’t have to tell people that I’m not a trannie. That’s suspicious.

    • Blake Waymire

      Maybe Esquire should take some pointers from it’s Korean branch on what kind of women to feature.

      • Grandson Of TheGrumpus

        Yes, A pretty lady!
        Unfortunately, it looks as if she’s had the most popular cosmetic surgery performed upon her… though I hope I’m wrong.

        But she really does look as if she’s had her eyes “western-ized”.

        Having one’s eyes “western-ized”, or “rounded”, or “Occidental-ized” is the largest and fastest growing fad in SK— and, in my opinion, a disgusting thing to do… on top of being both a crime against nature and a terrible shame!

        (Almost) every woman is beautiful the way G-d made her… why ruin that?

        • Blake Waymire

          The eyes are natural. She didn’t hit SK in time for the fad to hit her (she was born in Cali). They look more natural on Instagram, so I’m assuming it’s makeup or photoshop that makes them look western in Esquire’s photo.

          She doesn’t need either of those to look gorgeous, but that’s how it is with all fashion magazines.

          • Grandson Of TheGrumpus

            Well, thank you for the information!

            It’s comforting to know that there are still young ladies willing to be themselves.

            My “dog in the race”— besides the horror that seemingly an entire generation dislikes itself so much they’ll undergo surgery to ammend what they consider a critical defect— is I consider the different “Asian” eyes as some of the most beautiful that there are, along w/the classic Greek eye-shape, Italian eye-shape, Spanish eye-shape, and a few others.

            BTW, I put “Asian” in quotes b/c, if one pays close attention, one will see that the genetic sub-groupings (i.e., Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Mong… and many other ethnic groups in China…) ALL have, within a range, unique eye shapes.

            For a long time there was a web site run by a Cambodian fellow who loved puzzels and etc. He was a psychologist and warned that any puzzels we played would be used to gather data.

            He had a test on it w/the link asking good-naturely “so you think you can tell us apart, hummm?”

            On a whim I took his test, 200 photos of various Mongoloid (as in the 3 classic “races” of Man: Mongoloid, Caucas-ian/oid, Negroid). I scored 100% on it, and the on exit scene low scorers were consoled w/the statement that “…often even we can’t tell where we’re from!”

            I received an email a few days later letting me know that in the five years he’d had that question set on his site I was the only one to get them all correct, and would I email him my thoughts on his puzzle… and, exactly how did I know?

            I emailed him telling him that there were a few I was uncertain about at the time, but it is the eyes. All pairs are unique and beautiful! I’ve been so taken-with eyes that I have gained some facility hearing what they had to say.

            Wow, this has gotten long. Sorry!

          • Blake Waymire

            Oh, it’s fine. I get it. I dated a Chinese girl a few years back and loved her eyes for the same reasons.

    • Grandson Of TheGrumpus

      He’s just doing what the Progressives ALWAYS DO, and they do it both consciously and unconsciously: project.

      Obviously, he finds her drop-dead sexy… he might— in the privacy of his playroom— even have dreams such that, when “engaging” w/his S.O., cause him to scream out Hillary’s name…. Perhaps, (… and please forgive my indelicacy here,…) the dreams are of “hate f***ing” her— I gather from Progressive magazine and blog pieces that both the speculation and the performance are a favored pasttime and hobby of theirs.

      Luckily I had already had lunch before I read that this fellow considered Hillary, as a person to “partner with”— except perhaps, under duress— but willingly? Yuck! ;~)❱

      This reference on “speculation” rests on the numerous occasions that the Progressives make public, which seems to present in waves of at least once a year.

      Two examples of occurrences are their naming, at different times, both Palin and Malkin as number one of the top ten conservatives they’d “love to ‘hate f***’.”

      This comment on “performance” comes from the common comment I’ve found at Progressive chatrooms, where a commentor will either gleefully disclose his performance of the deed on “ex-”es: ex-wives, ex-girlfriends, ex-friends in general, ex-neighbors… seemingly ex-anything-that-moves-too-slowly— or w/his fellow commentors egging the person on to commit the act following a slight or a break-up.

      From the number found during the time I visited Progressive chatrooms, (… I stopped reading the comments at Proggie chatrooms a little over two or three years ago…), one would get the impression that Proggies spend the majority of their time angry and obsessed w/their groins.

  • SpaceRacer423

    nothing says “sexy” like………..

    • Don Reed


      • lolgfy

        meh, not even by a 50 year convict who spent most of it in solitary!

        • Don Reed

          Unfortunately, you are not referring to her husband.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Sexual?. Even the young Hillary turns me off. Something lacking in the eyes.

    • thetreyman

      it’s called a soul, Genes. she lacks a soul.

    • GonetoCarolina

      Well, and the clown pants….

      • Ramon1710 .

        Needed to hide the abominable “legs”.

    • Nos Nevets

      I disagree. Her eyes don’t lack. They are her most honest feature. They give her away.
      Her eyes don’t lie when her lips move.
      Take another look and tell me if there’s a disconnect between eyes & lips.

  • The Dragon

    Nothing turns me on like a shriveled up hag in pantsuits

    • Don Reed

      Seriously, I read in a memoir about Paris in the 1920s that there existed a bordello that catered to men who WANTED to romp with things like Godzilla above. The madam’s one employment requirement is that the ladies on the payroll had to be 70 years of age and up. Seriously. No joke.

      • moodydon

        Ever read the book M.A.S.H.? The chapter about Hawkeye & Trapper’s visit to the whore house in Seoul?

      • The Dragon

        Ah yes, the House of the Sagging Bun.

        • Don Reed

          Eric Burden’s so old, if he’s capable of being propped up at a 90* angle, we could set him up there as the hatcheck boy (Bart in the SImpsons, with Grandma Simpson coming in the front door and then doing a 180* out the front door when he sees Bart).

  • SisterMary

    Well, maybe if they close their eyes and think of England…

    • Don Reed

      This is from the obituary of Charles Arnold-Baker (Telegraph, UK
      June 15, 2009):
      “But whereas…Dr Johnson had a team of some half-dozen copyists in the 18th century, Arnold-Baker wrote [“Companion to British History”] himself after being commissioned by the Clarendon Press at Oxford in 1960.
      “As the decades passed, he was pressed to accept the aid of young, more narrowly-educated, professional historians who refused to reveal their identities or the reasons for their criticisms – & he abandoned the project in disgust.
      “A sympathetic printer told him that being published by Oxford University was like going to bed with a duchess: the privilege was greater than the pleasure.”
      Meet Duchess Clinton. Degenerate Privilege. Zero Pleasure.

    • Mark81150 Otter of Doomly

      Nope….. not even Gilbert and Sullivan are THAT dedicated to Queen and country…..
      The fact this moron cannot figure out why being a pathological liar.. and a corrupt crook right up there with Boss Tweed might be legitimate grounds to detest a politician… speaks volumes about his disturbed mindset… not ours…

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        Maybe he has a picture of William M. Tweed under his pillow.

  • drw

    I can state categorically, as a man, that Tom Junod is full of shit.

    • Hamm Sammichez

      And is deeply, deeply sexually attracted to elderly women built like a potato in pantsuits. (NTTIAWWT…)

  • nomorelies343

    Hey Tom, go ahead and turn in your man card (or maybe you already did and are transitioning now)

  • nc ✓s & balances

    How is it possible for one person to write so much BS and still manage to get paid for it?

    • Giuseppe Franco

      Josh Earnest makes a good living doing the same thing.

    • drw

      That might be a good question for tia…

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      If this doesn’t pan out, there’s always Glo-bull Warming or Area 51 Truthers or something.

  • Elizabeth Bennett

    My guess is the writer should speak for himself

  • FreedomFighter

    “He” doesn’t understand why people hate her? Maybe it’s because she’s responsible for the deaths of an ambassador and military personnel. Lying to the faces of American families. Lying about her illegal email server. Her husbands visits to pedo island, raping women only to have Hillary threaten his victims into silence. The list goes on and on. It’s not hard to see why so many people hate her, unless you choose to ignore it.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Oh. THAT. ///

    • Arttie the Deplorable


    • Tugger – #PenguinLivesMatter

      What difference, at this point, does it make?

    • Don Reed

      The primary reason for this pure hatred, which is mine as well, is that she has gotten away with all of this FOREVER.
      I think that every single other notable transgressor since circa 1990 when she first emerged from the Arkansas sewers has eventually hit the karma wall.
      This monster alone remains standing, shamelessly exploiting the plight of poorly-paid, frustrated women; patronizing black and other Americans of color who she has no genuine compassion for; and running a blatantly political “non-profit” foundation, which is a hundred times as corrupt as the Boss Tweed ring and which has nothing to do with the reason for its alleged legal existence, humanitarian concern for the welfare of the people on this earth.
      May all of this be engraved on her tombstone and may the order for the creation of such please become necessary (from natural causes) as soon as possible

  • Maxx
    • jwz

      Combine that pic the Phyllis Diller cackle, and you’ll have gay men turning straight in droves.

      • Don Reed

        Her competition, Joan Rivers, is no longer with us. Smooth sailing ahead unless she gets a reverse Jenner medical operation.

    • Don Reed

      The centerfold of Pork Rinds magazine.

      • Mark81150 Otter of Doomly

        Ha….. LMAO…….. now that’s funny…

    • Grandson Of TheGrumpus

      H.R. Puff’n’stuff!
      (kids used to watch that annoying show…)

  • Grumpy

    Tom Junod says that male hatred of Hillary is “deeply, deeply sexual”

    Grumpy says that Tom Junod is “deeply, deeply disturbed”

  • r07a23c

    All his points are spot on. Except, the total opposite.

  • Crakalakin

    Sexual in the sense that if one wishes to remain celebate, thoughts of Hillary are the ticket to the perpetual noodle.

  • Luv2GoFly

    The Democrats are such sycophants with Hillary and Obama it is just nauseating.

    • drw

      It’s worse than just nauseating, at least for me…

      • freeinaz

        it’s dangerous

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Is this what your head shrinkers call “projection”?

  • alanstorm

    No, pretty much the opposite…

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    So what is it he thinks he’s gonna get out of the Clinton administration if it materializes for this sycophancy? An ambassadorship as a reward? Yeah I can see that to Libya maybe.

    • drw

      She promised huma if she made it to the White House that she could have her own fluffer.

      • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

        Huma: thanks so much, I think I’ll call him fluffer nutter lol!

      • Lamontyoubigdummy


        Everybody is both angry and feels sorry for the woman at the same time.

        The horrors she’s seen.

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      I don’t think anybody want’s an Ambassadorship under a Clinton,

  • Roy
    • mjyoung-1feistytornado

      He can have it! That was gen-u-wine nightmare fuel with a side order of the heebie-jeebies with a brain bleach chaser.

  • Arttie the Deplorable
  • ArmchairMike

    She may be sexy in a pair of shorts if she would take off those 50 lbs of ankle weights.

  • Magnifico

    Rosie’s pretty hot, too

    • freeinaz

      signed- Donald Trump

  • Russ

    Well, maybe if you consider pear shaped cranky old perpetually confused people sexy, but … that requires a suspension of belief that goes way beyond what most people are capable of.

  • Tony

    Too funny……didn’t even know this rag still existed……

  • Newportcarl

    The big dog is most definitely Hillary
    The little dog? Well it’s what’s left of Esquire. A formerly great magazine

    • Lamontyoubigdummy


      This is my new “go to image” of the media from here on out.

      Well done.

      • Girl who talks with her claws

        I like the one of the guy with his face in the urinal, that they use for MSNBC stories.

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I was expecting this to come out sooner or later. The left is very obsessed with sex and has to tie everything to it. I honestly do not know any men that get erect over the sight of Hillary. The writer of that article is disturbed.

  • freeinaz


    • JohnFLob

      So that’s why he chose Monica.

  • Booj

    This is what happens when someone writing about men’s reactions to Hillary Clinton understands neither men nor HiIllary Clinton.

  • Ed McDowell

    Does deep, deep mean twice as deep as just deep in psychiatry? Just how is a deep measured ? In feet,inches, yards, fathoms?……I’m just killing time. Retired.

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      In my experience most men love their Grandmas.

      Geriatric, power crazed, homicidal, drunken liebots?

      Yeah, not so much.

    • Newportcarl

      Derp derper derpest

  • pjt

    Tom, you are a verrrrrry sick person.

  • Rogue Cheddar

    Hey Tom, maybe you’re on to something, the loathing I have for Cankles Palpatine, sexual or not, is so deep, I think you should cut off your own flaccid tool and sew it to the inside of your festering gob. Other than that, I have no strong feelings either way.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    The words “Hillary” and “sexual” combined in the same sentence should require a legitimate “trigger warning” and a barf bag.

    • Don Reed

      I think they should rewind the Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball and drop it, with fireworks going off, every time something this stupid occurs. She doesn’t have the slightest appeal as a person, a human being, let alone all the rest of this ridiculous premise that should not be dignified by repeating.

      • Lamontyoubigdummy


        Cannon fire every time any Democrat says something demonstrably stupid.

        Like in the Hunger Games

  • dabhidh

    See, men? If you don’t love Hillary, you have deep-seated sexually related psychological problems. There’s not other explanation for it. Now go and prove to us that you’re willing to get healthy. It’s not a cult.

  • ernst

    I do not hate Hillary. I hate her corrupt and hypocritical actions. I do hate the way she abused the women that Bill abused. I hate the way she sold out our State Department to fill her piggy bank. I hate the way she (along with DWS) has sucked the air (and money) out of the Democratic Party nomination process. I hate the way she claims support for women’s issues while paying women on her staff less than men and the way she claims to support rape victims while abusing Bill’s victims. Actually, there is a lot to hate here.

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    I can promise you…that as a man…there is nothing “deeply, deeply sexual” …about Hillary…at all.

  • Canned Heat

    She might be the reason gayness is considered normal

  • ToyZebra

    Junod, you need glasses or a psychologist. To be safe get both.

  • Sue Pachunk

    Junod is the new Jared. This is the most perverted and disgusting notion that I have seen since the Subway creep went on his tossed salad diet.

  • Name

    The only think “sexual” about my hatred for Hillary Clinton is her naked lust for power.

  • tjp77

    Got it. So there’s no legitimate reason to dislike a Democrat. If it’s Obama, it’s because you’re racist. If it’s Hillary, you’re sexist. What’s the excuse for Bernie? Ageist?

    Because it surely can’t be any kind of objection to their policies or personalities, right? Every objective person recognizes that they’re unequivocally good and right in all things. The ONLY reason anyone could have for disagreeing is some kind of closely held superficial pathology, if not outright evil motivations.

    • Dan13

      Liberal policy is so reasonable and common sense. How could any opposition not be anything but racist, or sexist, or ageist, or any other ist that progressives can dream up.

  • Keith


  • Girl who talks with her claws
  • Girl who talks with her claws
  • The_Kat ✓vilified

    Holy crap! That has to make a number of men spew tonight’s supper! I suppose if Hillary confessed to being a lesbian then women who hate her would be labeled as closet lesbians too and, using Junod’s “reasoning”, the reason all the liberals who hated George W. Bush was deeply, deeply sexual too.

  • Girl who talks with her claws
    • Russ

      Oh, geez. That gave me the gigglesnorts. And clogged my sinuses.

  • Gregor Eisenstein

    I had no idea I become sexually aroused by a complete and utter lack of ethics, rank hypocrisy, and misuse of classified information that had I been the one doing it I would be spending the rest of my life in prison.

    • Dan13

      Deeply, deeply aroused…

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Hillary Clinton:

    Everyone’s much despised Aunt Bertha!

  • Misanthrope

    Projection, like hypocrisy, is an essence of leftism.

  • Rick Owen

    I suppose they mean we’re men, so we therefore don’t want to elect a woman, which would make it a gender issue. Sexual? Does this mean that Hillary is too ugly to get elected? Does that mean if Kate Upton (or her conservative twin, Katie Pavlich) was running for president, we’d elect her? Because that’s just stupid. Or do they mean that Hillary isn’t ugly enough? If so… ARE THEY BLIND?!

  • John_LC_Silvoney

    And clearly, Steve Perry is pi$$ed about this.

  • ghiggins1958

    I realize that my question is irrelevant by liberal standards, but could someone just tell me what Hillary has accomlished which qualifies her for the presidency?
    Can someone give concrete examples of her exhibiting any of the qualities one looks for on a leader? Honesty, integrity, honor, loyalty, anything?

    • QueenB

      Her supporters have been asked that question. They can’t come up with anything either.

    • Acethepug

      It’s her TURN, dammit! She backed Bill, and now she’s OWED that power. Sure, she’s a treasonous, grifting piece of garbage, but it’s her TURN!

    • journogal

      She possesses a va-jay-jay, isn’t that enough? That, coupled with the fact she is a Democrat is enough for lo-in-vos. It’s not like they actually know and/or care about the issues. It’s all about the promises (that never come to fruition) and the thought of a politician that “actually cares about them!”

    • texastommy

      According to Bill, she doesn’t suck.

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      She’s married to Bill that’s it she’s Bill Clinton’s wife.

  • Dan13

    Is Hillary hating conservatives rooted in deep sexuality?

    • Isahiah62

      I think her hatred of guns could be considered a symbol of her hatred of penises- libiots keep telling conserv men guns=penis substitutes

  • Dan13

    Progressives learn so many things that are not so…

  • Hashtag pundit

    Not even hardly. But how about the sexualized hate against Sarah Palin and her daughter? How she was called a cvnt on national television; how the media has obsessed and is still obsessing over Bristol’s relationships; or the whole scandal they tried to cook up out of whole cloth about who was really Trigg’s mom; or the many, many threats Sarah received from lib haters saying that they would rape her…

  • Oysteria (I won)

    Wow, that one took me by surprise. I’m not a man so I asked my husband, “Honey, do you think that your hatred for Hillary is possibly deeply rooted in sexuality?”

    All I got was a confused WTF kind of stare for about 5 seconds and he walked away telling the dog, “Mommy’s lost it.”

  • Ken3690

    Hillary comes across as a ball-buster and I’ll bet her operating philosophy regarding Bill and sex is “Better them than me.”

  • Acethepug

    Since the Left has reduced the Race Card to a useless claim, they think the Sexism Card is the new thing to use?

    Sure, go with that, disarm it as completely as you did the whole fake “racism” thing. You’ll be doing the country a favor.

    Leftists, proof that one can indeed have a flat-line for a learning curve.

  • http://rueuhy.com Rueuhy

    I don’t know, it’s probably the pantsuit that does it for me. Or that smile. Or that cackling laugh. Maybe it’s her ability to stand with the man that publicly disgraced her and lied under oath to cover his butt until he couldn’t any longer. What guy wouldn’t find that attractive? Or maybe it’s just the grandmother in her that brings out the man in me?

  • RSnyder

    The FBI is investigating you . . . violations that could send you to a federal pen for years . . . and she laughs. She is highly amused. She knows something we don’t I think.

  • lilwren

    …Ms. Ann Dree…

  • notenoughtime

    Hillary is not likeable regardless of your gender. Typical media, print or otherwise, to make excuses for being a despicable human being.

  • https://twitter.com/fedupamerican5 EverydayWoman

    Hillary is sexy. Bill is faithful. Esquire magazine writers’views matter.

  • FaithColeridge33

    My dad used to read Esquire when he needed pointers on some new suits. Like a lot of outlets they’re forgetting their demographic. Esquire will soon be on sale for a a dollar. Not just for a copy of the magazine. For the whole outfit.

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      They are hoping for a change to the onesie bunsie crowd of omega males.

      • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

        Print is dead, Egon Spangler

  • Anthony

    Bill’s hatred of Hillary, as seen by his filandering, is deeply sexual. That’s what the article meant to say.

  • [email protected]

    Can anyone blame Bill Clinton for his philandering? I’ve seen knotholes in fences more arousing than Hillary.

  • Guy_Montag_OG

    The Left is insane. I hate okra; I really despise okra. I find okra revolting. That doesn’t mean I’m sexually attracted to okra. I just don’t like okra. Did I mention I’m not a fan of okra?

    • rainman

      You must be a racist then.

      • Guy_Montag_OG

        I’m definitely a Vegist. I’ve tried okra fried, baked, steamed, boiled, sauteed, and roasted. Not a fan. I just can’t stand okra.

  • ee1774

    I disagree with that article.
    A cackling granny in pantsuits & Poise Pads………….what’s not to like????

  • rennyangel2

    Her “deep laugh”? It’s a cackle.


    The words ‘Hillary Clinton’ and ‘sexual’ do not belong in the same sentence.

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      Sorta like Huma stays with Kankles because she wants to get a head in this world.

  • Stuck_in_Ca√→

    I warfed in my mouth when I read Hilarious and Sexual in the same sentence.

  • Nos Nevets

    That might explain Bill’s behaviour. deeply sexual hatred.

  • D H

    Hillary and ay form of the word “sex” should never be said in the same breath

  • Flavius Josephus

    WTF?? Where do these guys come up with crap like this? Sex has nothing to do with my opinion of her and her Hubby: It’s the fact that she and Billy Boy are liberals and thus liars and deceivers by nature. There is nothing sexual about her in the least, No wonder Bill suffered from “Wandering Trouser snake” syndrome. The fact that she is an incompetent liar also factors into my disgust. In a word “EWWW”

  • Ramon1710 .

    Esquire’s hatred of honest reporting traces to anger stemming from the impotence of their writers, like Tom Junod.

  • Art Vandalay

    self analysis

  • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

    Sorry, Twitchy, but “juicy” and “Hillary” should never, ever, ever, EVER be in the same sentence or paragraph. Ever.

  • journogal

    So is Cosmo going to follow up with a ground-breaking piece about women who hate HRC? Is that sexual as well? ICK. Can’t believe I just typed that. The words “HRC” and “sexual” should never, ever be near one another.

    • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

      Need some hand sanitizer?

      • journogal

        Might have to use some.

        • alanstorm

          Whole-body sanitizer, maybe.

  • Sanchez

    Hillary Clinton is the best antidote to viagra’s 4+ hour long erection.

  • honestAbesurd

    Everything the Left says leads right to a sexual comment. i am no prude but the Left are sexually frustrated,

    • alanstorm

      Which is why they confuse weapons and penises. If you can’t tell the difference, you shouldn’t handle either.

      • honestAbesurd

        Make the barrels in the shape of a penis and the Lefties would be making love with it.

  • Tamerlane

    Ummm, what? Sexual?? I gag at the very thought of ever touching Medusa’s ugly sister.

  • Comrade Hadenov

    Tom Junod is not a very becoming name, Nina Burleigh. Usually when you get a sex change, you keep part of your old name.

  • Jeff

    The one thing that he wrote that is spot on is that he “just doesn’t get it” referred to the dislike for hillary.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Nice that this guy could take a few moments away from vigorously humping Ms Clinton’s leg to write this asinine piece of idiocy….

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Hillary Clinton and sexual are two phrases I NEVER want to see in the same sentence. Oh crap, I did it, too. And any dude who calls himself a man, and claims that Hillary is attractive has ALL his taste in his mouth – nowhere else.

  • kateorjane

    He loves her laugh? How could anyone love that cackle?

    • rainman

      he must be under the same spell the flying monkeys were under.

  • spaceycakes

    “Two truths are told, As happy prologues to the swelling act …”

  • JR

    I believe I am now both blind and sterile from reading about how ‘attractive’ killery is!

  • USNbubblehead

    And I diagnose their diagnosis as being “deeply, deeply stupid.”

  • BoSplosion

    Note the underlying narrative is that liberals can oppose a politician based on policy, but a conservative cannot. No, opposition to Barack Hussein Messiah is deeply racist, and loathing of Harpy Clinton has nothing to do with her long career of corruption, lies, and statist failure…it’s “deeply sexual.”

    Just more Alinsky BS.

  • Jeff

    Maybe it’s me, but I can’t imagine somebody reading this article and saying “hey you know what, maybe people do dislike hillary for sexual reasons”.

  • raydrnayshon

    This person is deeply, deeply disturbed. A perfect caricature of the chattering classes. Typing tripe, and being congratulated by other trypists, is all he’s ever done.

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      i think he’s got granny issues.

      • Col Bat Guano

        Ewwww! Grosssss! As in Harold and Maude?

  • The Deplorable Marathon Man

    How typical. Libturds have such difficulty believing that people can, and do, disagree with them strictly from a policy perspective. I mean, who can POSSIBLY disagree that we should help poor people by giving them tons of free money and s#it, and bill the top 1% of wage earners for that privilege, right??? If we DO disagree, then it’s either sexual, racist, misogynistic, etc., because libturds have HEARTS, man!!!

  • constitutionminded

    Perhaps he was invited to a three-some.

  • Noah

    I fucking hate sycophants. Of all stripes.

  • Chad G. Singer

    False premise. Hillary is NOT an attractive person.

  • Yup

    I want one of those Hillary laughing pens.

  • MrApple

    I find the notion that I dislike/hate Hillary due to some sexual reason to be truly repulsive and disgusting.

  • Col Bat Guano

    Try as I might, I can’t conflate “sexual” and “Hilliary” in the same sentence. I’ll wager neither can Bubba except that one night he was drunk and silly and nine months later out popped Chelsea.

    • rainman

      he was drunk, all right, and in a completely different city when Chelsea was conceived.

      • Col Bat Guano


  • Hotlanta Mike

    BOMBSHELL=> Author Claims More Clinton Assault Victims Are Going to Come Forward (Video)


  • Oak Tree Lady

    Every woman I talk to hates Hillary. We all hate her! We can’t stand women like her. Is that sexual, or just reality?

  • Kimberly

    Hillary and sexual should NEVER be used in the same sentence. If ever there was a need for a trigger warning that was it.

  • maggieinWY

    I can’t claim to hate her, she’s really not worthy of such a strong emotion, and she doesn’t live in my head rent free like, say, GWB or Palin makes liberals bat-$hit crazy and they still can’t get over either of them 8 years later.

  • rick

    Can any man even THINK,”Hilary”and,”sexual”in the same context without his gorms screaming,”NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”?

  • David

    Actually Hillary is pretty hot for a 108 year old.

  • FranklinWasRight

    This is classic liberal projection. They are obsessed with all things sexual, and so they end up sexualizing almost everything, and then projecting their own perversions onto their opponents.

    I long for the days when every conversation didn’t include a reference to sex and or genitals. That was a much saner time.

  • rainman

    Can we go one day without bringing up the fact that Hillary has a vagina?
    Full disclosure: I’m a woman. I hate Hillary. And it has NOTHING to do with her vagina. It has to do with her lies, her lack of morals, her lust for power, and her willingness, even zeal, to destroy anyone who stands in her way. Attractive? This writer is INSANE.

    • socraticsilliness

      Yep, she’s Nixon in drag.

  • RJLigier

    “Esquire writer diagnoses men’s hatred of Hillary Clinton as ‘deeply, deeply sexual”

    Rule #1…………never take sexual advice from 2-3%ers unless you’re querying about how to engage in sadomasochistic sexual behaviors, only because you have not figured out the body language

    Rule #2………..never take advice about men and women from 2-3%er misandrist females or 2-3%er misogynist men

  • Wayne Michaels

    I hate her ’cause she’s a lying heartless b**ch. Period.

  • John

    libtards will say anything to justify their bullshit. LMAO

  • Denise429

    Oh, yeah, I love it when you lie to me baby. That’s right, ignore those cries for help in Benghazi, uh huh. Oooooh, I love the way you take that PAC money from third world foreign interests. Mmmmm, bury that email evidence, yeah. Bury it nice and slow.

  • BoSplosion

    I think the author is certainly correct when it comes to Bill Clinton.

    However, those of us who have never been married to the icy harpy loathe her because of her moral corruption and statist politics.

  • O_cult is Dead

    Sounded to me as if the writer’s ‘attraction’ to Hillary, as a man (he was correct to italicize), is his issue (“deeply sexual,” ugh).

    Freud would have a heyday with the Clintons…and their sexually corrupted enablers.

  • Isahiah62

    So JUNOD and other libiots was your own HATRED and media rape of PALIN SEXIST? WHAT ABOUT YOUR ridicule for Fiorina? the View harpies bashing her looks? SEXIST?? or just SICK with HATE

    really? all these D’s have is RACIST, SEXIST, NAZI (who the left still thinks were rightwingers lol) namecalling with good dose of projection

    sad and pathetic progs

    So I am a female and I don’t Hate HRC but sure do not want her NEAR any govt position. Are you going to then call us HRC opposition females self haters?? 😉

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  • ThomasCollins1

    and conservatives hate barack obama because he’s black…it wasn’t that long ago that democrat supporters of obama were calling clinton supporters “racists”, and democrat clinton supporters calling obama supporters “sexist”.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Guess like Sig Freud stated: if you are a man, you love your mother when young and hate her when you are old!

  • Ken3690

    Hillary has always come across as a ball-buster and I’ll bet her operating philosophy regarding Bill and sex is “Better them than me.”

  • ronald larson

    Slimbag hilly, laugh the way to HELL!!!!!!!