The White House started spinning that “more than 500,000” number furiously on Wednesday, and it looks like DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz has decided to give the wheel one last twirl before week’s end. As Twitchy reported, a whopping 106,185 Americans reportedly put a health care plan in their shopping cart in the first month of Obamacare signups, with nearly 400,000 becoming eligible for Medicaid or CHIP. Only 26,794 signed up through

This is how it looks from the White House’s point of view:

But the real number? 106,185.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    The vast majority of that figure went on welfare. Go home Debbikins, you’re drunk.

    • Kimihiro Watanuki

      Friends don’t let friends drunk tweet; I guess Debbikins has no friends.

    • David Johnson

      But Libocrat’s consider welfare as a vote in their pocket.

      • cardnut

        Of course it is! How else do they get votes?

        • tedlv

          Dead people.

          • Emiko Johnston

            And illegals….

  • Tom Armstrong

    They found those 500,000 the same place they found votes in 2012.

    • TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      That’s what I thought. They just used the names from the Democrat voting list.

    • CobraJet428

      Right next to the shovel-ready jobs & Clinton’s middle class income tax cut.

    • Bob Phillips

      Dead folks, Illegal Aliens and Zombies voted for him early and often.

  • Marvin Nelson

    In the world of liberal Common Core math, 106000=500000. Love the way these desperate Dims are trying everything to spin this. There isn’t enough lipstick in the world for this pig.

    • TomJB

      No, 26,794=500,000. It’s even worse

  • ObamaFail

    Libs are pathetic. Obamacare is a turd, it’s time to stop defending it and start talking facts, Debbie!! Make believe numbers aren’t going to make people worship Obama again.

  • yourmamatoo

    Hey Debbie. How many actually paid?

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Most of them have not and will not, that number includes the amount of folks who went straight onto Medicaid = Welfare.

      • yourmamatoo

        Their, her spinning, is sheer desperation.

        • HanaFiveO

          My understanding of the number of people who have successfully PURCHASED insurance from the exchange is ZERO.
          They keep using the words enrolled and got. Those words dont mean what they do in the real world.

          • yourmamatoo


        • Yukidongo

          While they backpedal because of the midterms, LOL! It is imploding! Even Obama has quit calling it Obama care. He is calling it the Affordable care act.

      • BlahBlah

        It’s not just that. We don’t know how many of them selected plans (put them in a shopping cart) but didn’t actually pay. Cuz you know that’s how you measure sales – by how many people looked at your shop window.

        • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

          Yup. Thank goodness I make money on bids and not actual orders. By the way, I didn’t look at the back of the ‘list’ on the fridge again…so nyah.

          • BlahBlah

            It’s OK. I up and vetoed the list anyway. Because LOL.

          • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

            The floor got washed.

      • porkchop6209

        Pretty soon the Dims will start claiming other Common Core anomalies such as “Michelle paid her electric bill this month, therefore my bill has been paid, too. So has Blah Blah’s next door……” Then we are all getting a free car, subsidized mind you, but free none the less.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Sugar Booger, I don’t know a good way to say this, but that turns out not to be true.

    • Guest

      Sugar Booger?? … that’s just … wrong!

  • lesterwink23

    She’s absolutely insane. But we already knew that.

    • MNWoman

      She really is a gem, isn’t she?
      I used to get irritated at her insanity, now I just, well, it is hard to get mad at someone that incredibly stupid.

      • Kimihiro Watanuki

        I don’t know, she still grades on me a fair bit.

      • rokpaperskizzors

        She was hand picked to go forth and spin the unbelievable lies this crew was going to telling and they knew she could do it with a straight face.

      • Yukidongo

        Wonder what kind of medications she is on… I swear!

        • tedlv

          People like her think ordinary Americans are very, very stupid, and will believe anything she says. I wonder, if she were in a room with Obama and my dog, who would be the smartest in the room? I am betting on Orson.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Hi Debs, Reality called and said it would like a word with you. And as a warning, it’s really pissed off.

    • Bill Phillips


  • Michelle ✓classified

    Oh Shazzam! I just discovered that Debbikins has blocked me on Twitter. A badge of honor; a beautiful, shiny, solid platinum badge of honor!

    • MNWoman

      Wow. Let me be the first to congratulate you.

      Everyone, bow down to Michelle’s awesomeness. Seriously, job well done!

      • Michelle ✓classified

        I’m surprised it didn’t happen much sooner. I’m none too nice to her on there.

        • MNWoman

          I am not on twitter, but does Shiela Jackson Lee have a twitter account?

          Has Nancy Pelosi blocked you already?

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Oh good call, never thought to follow Sheila Jackson Lee, just did.

            Pelosi has not blocked me (yet) and I’m as outspoken to her as I’ve been to Debbikins, but I’m thinking Pelosi won’t block me – although I’m Californian, I’m not one of her constituents (my Rep in the House is Republican), it wouldn’t look good on her part to start blocking Californians.

          • MNWoman

            I am glad I could give you the suggestion for SJL :)

            And of course, I am sure your oh so wonderful Senators have some classic Tweets.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            I often beg Feinstein to retire. She hasn’t blocked me, but then I AM a constituent of hers, so I imagine she knows better….

          • MNWoman

            OMG, that is hilarious. You are doing such important work for us all. Good job!

          • Gord Vipperman

            Michelle, you do not look like a person with no brain. Do you see her base walking aimlessly in the streets?

          • Laura Paris

            I wish CA stop voting for Pelosi she needs to retired. She already had a nervous breakdown. You still what a 77 yr old in office?

          • Michelle ✓classified

            It’s not all of CA voting for her, just the district she represents in the San Fran area. She would NEVER be elected where I live North of Los Angeles. And yes, she needs to retire!

          • porkchop6209

            Careful girl, she may propose an ACB (Assault Comment Ban) Anything that is said that might insult her delicate sensitivities SHALL BE BANNED!

          • porkchop6209

            SJL really is an idiot. You can leave, you know? Under the ARA(Affordable Residency Act) the pre-existing condition of surviving in Kalifornication cannot be held against you if you meet certain criteria, such as being named Michelle. Texas has openings, as do Wyoming and South Dakota, along with Virginia and South Carolina.

          • James McLarey

            The better question is: “Does Sheila Jackson Lee know what a computer is?” How this woman ever got a law degree and a judgeship is beyond me.

          • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

            Check out her constituents.

      • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!

    • HanaFiveO

      Golf clap for M! Well done my dear woman!!!!

      • Michelle ✓classified

        I’m kind of bummed at the same time, I enjoyed expressing my thoughts to her *snort*

        • HanaFiveO

          Kinda fun to poke some with a stick, but even that gets old eventually.

          • Yukidongo

            That’s when you put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, and leave it on her porch. Never gets old.

        • tedlv

          Open an account under a different name.

    • BlahBlah

      Yay you. I’m sending cookies.

    • Corey Dennison

      Dang…I’ve only been blocked by Ravi Shankar.


    • Kimihiro Watanuki

      Congrats! What’d you tweet? The truth, I’m sure.

      • Michelle ✓classified

        I usually call her delusional, crazy, etc. so it could have been any number of tweets. :-)

        • Kimihiro Watanuki

          Oh so you did tweet the truth! Chin up, brave lady, and keep fighting these crazies!

    • Zathras11 @B5

      I’m so proud of you!

    • NixTyranny

      A WASSERMANiacal Badge of Honor! Congratulations!!

    • Yukidongo

      Day…um! I never thought of that. Mine just went through. I’m doing something wrong!

    • porkchop6209

      Put it up on Ebay! I bet you get more bids on it than they have on ALL of their plans on the non-website. This Ins Plan auction ends in………………….wait, we’re calculating……………..keep waiting……….be just a sec……………Oh Dang Skippy! Must start over………… we go………….and we have……….nothing……again……….

  • MNWoman

    And last week I purchased a beautiful oceanside property here in MN. Not just any oceanside property, but it inlcudes shoreline along the Pacific, Atlantic, Indian and Arctic Oceans.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      George Strait will be jealous!

      • MNWoman

        Okay, I will admit, I don’t get this :( <-supposed to be an embarassed face

        • Michelle ✓classified

          Ugh – forgive me! Since you lost hearing as an adult, I know you know who George Strait is, it was a reference to his song “Ocean Front Property” a song about how he doesn’t miss his ex, and if she believes that, then he has ocean front property in Arizona.

          Please don’t ever feel embarrassed, I often forget you have lost your hearing and may not always get references particularly when they pertain to a song. I am the one who should be embarrassed! Forgive me?

          • MNWoman

            I am not sure if that was BD (before deafness) or AD (after deafness). I am going to look up the lyrics. I don’t recall that song, but often times, when I see the lyrics I remember how the song goes :)

            One of my absolute favorite songs is his “I Cross My Heart”. Such a beautiful song.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            It’s a Strait classic, I hope you have heard it BD. :-)

          • MNWoman

            It is BD but I cannot remember listening to that song :(

            The lyrics are great, though :)

          • mike_in_kosovo

            OFP (1987) is on the same album as “All My Exes Live In Texas” and “Am I Blue”, if that helps jog your memory.

            About 5 years prior to “Pure Country” album, which had “I Cross My Heart”.

          • MNWoman

            This sounds almost as humorous as Brad Paisley’s “I’m Gonna Miss Her” song…she told him if he went fishing she was going to leave him…and obviously he must have gone fishing because, well, he’s gonna miss her 😉

    • porkchop6209

      Welcome neighbor!

  • arttie

    Common core math???

    • MNWoman

      Yep. The answer to how many people actually signed up for Obamacare makes her and Obama happy, so the answer is acceptable. To correct them on the answer would make them feel insecure or sad, and we can’t have any hurt feelings, now can we?

    • porkchop6209

      Makes you feel all warm inside for being …..wrong!

  • Arkuy The Great

    This is starting to reek of those companies that were caught “channel stuffing” in order to pad their sales numbers. Basically when a wholesaler or reseller ordered 100 units the manufacturer would ship 120 and count the extra 20 units as “revenue”

  • coneil5150

    with DWS forget about the curtains and the carpet it’s the paint job matches the grill they are both a MESS !

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    She must have learned that from the Common Core math program.

  • MNWoman

    To be fair, they keep changing their definition of what counts in their “enrollment” numbers.

    My guess is OFA has been frantically recruiting people to create accounts and add a plan to their shopping cart. They don’t actually have to buy the plan, apparently, to get it to count in their official “enrollment” numbers.

  • Joninwm

    In what country did 500,000 sign up?

    • Michelle ✓classified

      For Obamacare? None. Not even here did that many enroll.

      • porkchop6209

        North Carolina got …1…..sorta….

  • LynnnDeee

    If you think I am the coolest guy ever, tell me that the house is elected every 2 years or so.

    • Guest

      The house is elected every 2 years, so ….

      • MNWoman

        I was going to say something as well, but I thought maybe i wasn’t privy to some inside information, like perhaps she wasn’t running for re-election because she was going to be picked for one of Obama’s cabinet positions.

        • porkchop6209

          She can be Czar Nicholas’ sidekick

  • RD

    Does she have a drinking problem?

    • HanaFiveO

      She has a thinking problem.
      The WH tweeted this crap out in the AM and all the good little progs hailed government and started retweeting it.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Yep. KoolAid. Not even cut with water.

      • RD

        It’s the new Lib cocktail of the month, it’s called the “Desperation” 2 parts KoolAid, a shot of ACA, and a squeeze of Pelosi

        • WisconsinPatriot

          And then there are the bathsalts, lots and lots of bathsalts.

          • RD

            To bring her back to her senses she could use a Butter Burger followed by some Kopp’s custard!! LOL

          • porkchop6209

            ….and you still get a pile of crap!

        • Claire Garcia

          And if we rename the plan the Costly Affordable Care Act, it would include two shots of C.A.C.A!

          • RD

            LOL! That double shot would make it a tall

          • Claire Garcia

            I’m Hispanic (as if you didn’t know), so I know CACA when I see/hear it! 😉

          • RD

            Now that “CACA” is funny!!!!! Didn’t get it at first LMAO!!!!

          • porkchop6209


          • Claire Garcia

            Hard to believe, huh? Do I look THAT Mexican?

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Intravenous drip, full bore….none of that ‘kvo’ stuff for TruBelievers

        • porkchop6209

          No, no… it has to be administered rectally

      • porkchop6209

        Water based products are my favorite……

    • porkchop6209

      No, she drinks a lot, says stupid $#!t…No problem!

  • Jon Brodin

    400,000 had indented or hanging chads

  • lcky9

    Only people who knew they could get FREE health care even bothered to go to the governments site ,, and any of them that have ANY kind of decent credit didn’t bother because of the security or rather the lack of security..

  • HanaFiveO

    No body has bought a plan, they enrolled in the computer system and put a plan in their cart. Now they wait for the insurance company to come back with an actual cost quote so they can decide if they want to purchase.
    I think the fact that 400,000 have enrolled in Medicaid proves the point that was what was lacking and they should leave the rest of us alone.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      So right you are, Hana, as the Nav’s are telling their patients as they call them that, Medicaid is FREE and CHIPS is FREE.

      • HanaFiveO

        It is…..for them. For taxpayers, different story.

  • Marty Luther

    In the movie she was the little girl playing hockey with the ice chunks on the deck of the Titanic.

  • MNWoman

    Alright folks, here is some more liberal logic. Enjoy:


    • Franklin

      Yeah, cause we all know THAT is going to happen. We already know that 78% of the uninsured said they aren’t going to sign up. Why would we think people willing to break the law to live here would comply with yet another law they don’t like?

    • Patriot077

      You can’t beat their logic!

      Yes because illegals are needed for this program to work. So they can apply for Medicaid at taxpayers’ expense instead of taxpayers paying for their medical treatment.

      From Ben Stein: “Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured…but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.

      “And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.”

      • MNWoman

        “It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it.”
        Thomas Sowell

        Thomas Sowell is a brilliant man. There are far too many quotes that would be relevant, so I will just include a link with some of his greatest quotes. Not all are related to Obamacare, but still worth checking out:

        • mike_in_kosovo

          Agreed…Sowell is brilliant

      • porkchop6209

        And that’s just to start with

        • Patriot077

          Yup. Incredible, isn’t it? I read that money sent to Latin America has doubled in the last decade. Life is good when you can take advantage of all America’s social service benefits and send your wages back home.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    DWS, uhm we realize that your mastery of Common Core Math is quite the extraordinary, in that 1 + 1 = 11.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Thanks to Obamacare, millions of Americans find they can’t keep their plans even though they liked them–period. Meanwhile, thanks to Obamacare exemptions, Debbie and the other Democrats who voted for and supported this nonsense get to keep their plans.

    • Kaye Harris

      Too bad the LIV’s are not aware of this yet .

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    DWS, a fine example of a seemingly functioning drone, yet, upon further inspection reveals a complete lack of neural activity.

  • URGR82

    Ugh ..these people always claim victory so low info voters follow. ….I wanna be with the winners I wanna be with the winners

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    We see now that you graduated from Common Core Cum Latte with Shilling for Barry as your Major. – Snark-illies R Us
    Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness… Not Yours, Ours DWS!

  • praymorenow1

    50,000 applied to Harvard University by successfully completing the application.
    45,000 were told NO. Thank you for trying, please apply to your local JC instead.
    4,000 were told send much more information, we might look at it.
    400 were told we may put you on a wait list…send more money & donations.
    100 were told Yes, come on in, w/ a last name of Rockefeller, Kennedy, Gore, Vanderbilt, Carnegie, Bush, etc. (why did you bother to apply, you get a free pass in)
    500 were let in and did successfully get an acceptance letter!
    Dear Debbie: Applying does not mean you were successful in getting into the program….it means you read the directions & applied….nothing more.
    3-4 years after the DEMOCRATS shoved this law through, a year out of Justice ‘Please like me’ Roberts shoved this through by twisting the constitution….we are stuck w/ a law the Dems & federal family had a few years to get something ready, up & going, & workable…..
    The poor way it was set up is not acceptable.
    The poor way the president has presented his side is not acceptable.
    The very poor data we are getting is not acceptable.
    Yes, you can keep your plan, but, now it’s 3-4-5 times higher than before, & it has less coverage.. now, say welcome to Obama, and move on.

  • Scorpion

    Common Core Math: 1+1= “whatever”
    2-1= “what difference does it make”
    There are no wrong answers, as long as you say you wanted to get it right.
    Getting it right is a different pay grade, i.e. more funding.

  • AdamsParachute

    the unemployment rate is 7.2%

  • Franklin

    This is more common core math. Like when they did the jobs saved/created. So 500,000 went window shopping while 5 Million got screwed. All the spin in the world can’t make this dog pretty. Let’s just hope they remember their cancellation notices when election time rolls around.

  • keyboard jockey

    Is there a dumbest person in the Congress contest going on we haven’t been told about?

    • RD

      Why yes there is…and your choices are, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Alan Grayson, Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, Jim McDermott, or my personal favorite Nancy Pelosi. I know….this is going to be very hard to pick a winner.

      • ExPat_in_Krakow

        Kudos for mentioning Jim McDermott, but he’s not stupid. He’s just an insane old codger, who even the Democratic establishment won’t let drive the lawnmower on the back 40.

        But you forgot the most ignorant member of the US Senate – Patty Murray. See above.

        • RD

          Oh the Senate, now that’s a whole different kettle of morons. You’re right on the money with that pick, as Patty Murray is likely the dumbest. If not the dumbest certainly one of the least attractive. Now I am no box of chocolates, but that woman needs to get her teeth fixed.

      • porkchop6209

        I vote….all of the above! Give ’em a trophy for tryin’!

    • RD

      Oh, and I could I forget the dumbest politician emeritus

    • MNWoman

      Yesterday there was a Twitchy story about Shiela Jackson Lee. We had some discussion about the dumbest person in congress. Let’s face it, there is some fierce competition.

      Shiela jackson Lee
      Hank Johnson
      Nancy Pelosi

      • ExPat_in_Krakow

        It’s no contest – Patty Murray wins by a country mile.

        College major? Recreation. Work experience? Teaching a parenting class at a community college, which was cut because nobody enrolled.

        “When I was growing up, the big fear in my life was the nuclear war. I remember second- and third-grade teachers giving us skills to deal with it, if that big alarm goes off, which was ‘Hide under your desk.’ Would that do any good? I don’t know. But as a child, that gives you a feeling there’s something to do beyond panic. Today the biggest fear our kids live with is whether … the kid beside them has a gun. We have to give them skills so they feel confident to deal with it.”

        “[Osama Bin Laden]’s been out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day-care facilities, building health-care facilities, and the people are extremely grateful. He’s made their lives better.”

        “Guess what – I am one of the ONLY senators in the whole United States Senate that is computer literate!”

        “Public education is the bedrock of our democracy. It helps create good, active citizens, and it gives our families the tools they need to put food on the table and a roof over their heads.”

        • porkchop6209

          And diving under a desk is the absolute number one way to protect yourself in a Thermo-Nuclear esprosion! I’m melting, I’m melting………..where are my flying monkeys?

  • Jack Deth

    How many of those people used Web,MD within the past four years?

    Or have sought other insurance on line?

    Or voted in the past two elections?

    Democrats: The world’s largest employer of dead people.

  • Captain America’s Wife

    “y not lie big and say 10 mil?”

    LOL! Why stop there? How ’bout a gazillion.

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      1.21 gigasignups :-)

  • HARP2

    Is there a stupid test libs have to take before they can run for office ?

    • Zach Smith

      The test is administered to the voters, and they have clearly failed.

  • Kaye Harris

    Are the fish biting ? My bad I see that face and that is the first thing that comes to my mind .

    • porkchop6209

      $#!t eating sharks?

  • carmenta

    Oh God, Oh God! climate change doesn’t really scare me, a nuclear Iran will most likely not be a real threat but the fact that enough people actually VOTED for this raving lunatic to get her elected leads me to believe there really is little hope left for the human race

  • NixTyranny

    #’s must be hard for D Wassermaniacal Schultz.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      She probably failed “School House Rock” XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Bill Phillips

    Figures don’t lie …but LIARS like DWS figure! …and THEIR figures are always a lie in disguise!

  • RD

    I am sure that many, if not all of you have heard the term “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” well, DWS is a spoon.

    • porkchop6209

      What was that Achmed the dead terrorist shouts? Silence…I keel you!

  • gunsmithkat

    The Mayo hair dressing has affected her brain.

  • Rich Truesdell

    And she also says that Congressional Democrats will run on ObamaCare in 2014. Tell that to the 39 Democrats representatives who voted with the GOP on the Upton Bill. DWS is delusional. If she’s right, that Democrats run on ObamaCare in 2014, not only will the GOP enlarge their majority in the House but stand a better than 50/50 chance of regaining control of the Senate. Then ObamaCare can finally be gutted and hopefully repealed in 2016.

    • Rena

      And hopefully in 2014 we can impeach the inept one…

    • CustomDesigned

      Unfortunately, the Republicans are in on the scheme, and will just apply a few bandaids instead of repealing it.

    • porkchop6209

      Yea, they’ll run- Monty Python like….run away, run away!

  • BlahBlah

    I got 9,873 votes up for this comment.

    • Corey Dennison

      See? Look at that…you’re up to 254,000 now! 😉

      • BlahBlah

        Thank you! I feel like I should start cancelling people’s accounts.

        • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Transitioning……not cancelling. Transitioning.

    • Zach Smith

      You have been so successful, I think a delay is clearly in order.

  • TocksNedlog

    Medicaid is an actual part of Obamacare now?
    Who knew?

  • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

    No surprise here….

  • RD

    As George Costanza of Seinfeld said “It’s not a lie, if you believe it”

  • Scotty G.

    Good luck to them finding a doctor who works for 20 cents on the dollar.

  • stuckinIL4now

    And those 500,000 will be voting in the next election.

  • ClinkinKY

    Follow Debbie Wasserman-Schultz on Twitter…as long as you agree with her . Otherwise you’ll be blocked. Damn, right before I was able to ask her where I should take my poodle for a haircut like hers:)

  • missyree68

    Debbie Wasserman-Schultz = Dingbat and an incredible liar.

  • louisiana_mom

    Even her made up number doesn’t come close to replacing the millions who have lost their insurance, thanks to Obamacare!

  • derfelcadarn

    486,000 of them on Medicaid, highly doubtful that is going to improve cost coverage ratios.

  • floridavet

    Will someone please get this woman a decent haircut?

  • Paul C.

    She didn’t read the bill now she’s not reading the news. Who the hell elected her???

  • Golphin

    DWS— the anti Viagara.

  • Zathras11 @B5

    400K people getting it for free and 100K people paying something (maybe very little with “subsidies”) is NOT a success. It is a PONZI SCHEME! Why? Because someone else (with money) is covering them. OR, the difference is just being added to OUR debt.

  • Dale Glenn

    I see that Sgt. Schultz stills knows nothing.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    Look at DWS and you see the results of partying too long with Rob Ford.

  • NickGranite

    Gee, (fill in the blank) signed up for Obamacare. Because they HAD to.

  • mickeyco

    With all of the practice she’s had, wouldn’t you think she’d be a better liar by now?

  • Steve in Katy

    Don’t you just thank God that she’s not your wife?

  • sjmom

    This is what is known as “liberal” math. Whatever you have to do to make the numbers turn in your favor. They’ve been doing the same thing with the unemployment numbers since Obama’s been in office.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Hey Debbie Washed-Up-Woman, If you’re trying to make yourself, KING FINK OBAMA, and the other supporters of this Health Care POSWATZH SCAM look good, you’re doing a lousy job.. Keep it up! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Tunes59

    And Obama never said you could keep your policy. And Peelosi never said they had to pass it to know what is in it. And…. And…. And…. there will still be people who will vote for these ‘people’ in the future.

  • HenryThe7th

    2+2=17 Trillion

  • SisterMary

    Common Core math at its finest. The answer doesn’t have to be correct. The explanation – no matter how circuitous – just has to be lengthy and convoluted enough to make the reader lose interest after the first few words.

  • Edward Gamble


  • Looseafir

    This is why the democrat will always be around. They can lie through there teeth and some low information voter will still believe them.

  • PistolPeterson

    What’s funny is that 500K is still a pathetic number. Shoot for the lowest tree limb why don’t you?

  • covertaffairs

    they KNOW that HALF of America is totally stupid…so of course they try and sell this huge lie! half of those in America voted for this corrupt, inexperienced, total joke of an administration…..half of those in America will continue to believe the crap #justparforthecourse

  • Dennis Crabtree

    I guess the nations cemeteries will soon be empty after the dems “dig up” all the enrollees they need.

  • Irshgld

    They are struggling mightily to find the clean end of this turd…..

    • Still thinking

      :) Roflmbo… and surprise – it wasnt to be found.

  • Jim Hall

    Wasserman is the Village Idiot and needs to pack up and take Obomo and move to Kenya.

  • Brian Boyle

    That face you make when piles of BS are being placed in front of you

  • Randy

    That is about right. at the inflation rates they are encouraging 500k is the new 136K

  • Floordoc808

    Debbie is confused agian, getting democrat voters & people signing up for Obamacare mixed up.

  • Janet Silverstein

    She is using “Common Core” addition here!

  • chiefpontiac

    The peroxide she uses for her hair has seeped into her brain again….

  • Charlie Oxford

    This week we found out 500,000 people have signed up for #Obamacare. It’s good news, but we have more work to do

  • george kazaniwsky

    Wasserman and Pelosi seem to have escaped from the same asylum

  • Terry Ray Reichert

    Obamarized again with stupidity!

  • David W Applegate

    I just went to Cadillac’s website and selected a new Escalade. By Democrat definition, I guess I now own it!

    • porkchop6209

      Not before you pay your taxes on it!

  • RedSoloCup

    Remember, this is Debbie DumbDumb Schultz we are dealing with.

  • Eco Az

    There is no greater disrespect toward the American people than democrats’ unfortunate habit of flagrantly lying every damn time they open their big fat mouths. It’s obscene.

  • TheNewNormal

    She learned the lessons of Joseph Goebbels well, “If you tell a lie big enough and keep
    repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.”

  • dudemom

    In Washington State, thousands were transitioned from the Basic Health program to Medicaid. Basic Health was for low income families that did not qualify for Medicaid prior to Obamacare. There was a share of cost each month and copays, which, in my world, gave those of us who are the working poor a bit of dignity. It is disingenuous to say those who have signed up for Medicaid were all uninsured.

  • jpwickl

    Um, going with the total US population of 320,000,000, that comes out to a staggering 0.15625% How do I contain my enthusiasm?

  • Millie678

    Uh… I wonder how many gave fake names just so they could see what their costs would be without committing to a purchase.

  • FVeloz

    Ask Debbie if Obamacare covers facelifts cause she sure can use one.

    • bikerdogred1

      Check on nose reduction she needs one.

      • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

        But if they do that, they’ll have to go in through Obama’s butt…

  • Tigolily

    It’s easier for people to go on welfare than insurance. The people who play the system know how to get what they want and let us pay for it! I blame both parties for letting this get passed with this many issues. Apparently NO ONE read the darn thing.. THAT is YOUR JOB guys!! I blame Obama for going around the system and blocking any changes that may have helped!! Sure .. anyone can get insurance but with pre existing issues you will pay more.. If you work and HAD insurance you will pay more!! So how is this helping!!! Big surprise .. IT IS NOT…

  • Clarence Worley

    They are starting to count the number of google searches for “Obamacare” as signups now.

  • William Stephany

    If she is representative of her district, I guess Florida is lost. You can’t fix stupid and it looks like a Dem policy is to dumb down the population. Consider THAT when thinking bout Common Core.

  • Robert Caleb Potter

    What, another wild exageration by Liberal truth thief? Why am I so not surprized? The sad part is she knows there are people out there who will actually buy this claptrap.

  • Yesihunt2

    Sooooo the 106,000 are paying for the nearly 400,000 on medicaid? Or is it 6,000 paying for the 100,000 subsidized plans and 400,000 medicaid? Someone ain’t gonna be happy…….

  • Get it yet?

    Also learned this weekend that a sign-up number includes family plans, so a single sign up may = 5,10, 12 people, so they count the whole family plan as if they are individual sign-ups. They just keep proving they cannot be trusted.

  • Kriz

    What a poor excuse for a human being she is. She must get injections of fool aid.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Folks, Debbie is right. 500,000 people DID sign up for ObamaDERP…if you take the actual number of enrollees and multiply it by, oh, 100,000.

  • Rick Frazier

    Lying to push your morally superior agenda is only wrong if you’re a conservative.

  • Freeman Baker

    Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the rest of the democratic nation are the problem. Did you know that the first month when these representatives are elected and go to the white house they have to attend classes and training on the proper way to lie, be a fibber, a storyteller, dissembler, fabricator, prevaricator, perjurer, falsifier, fraud, pretender, impostor, hypocrite, phony, swindler, cheater, fraudster, deceiver, con artist, and racist. nancy and reid are the main instructors in these classes.

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  • George Murrey

    We can only pray that people like her and colleagues aren’t voted back into office. Telling the real truth is the hardest part about being a dem.

  • Ladydonnalands

    The lady needs medical help for her Psychosis of Obama on the Brain Syndrome…aka (POBS)
    Lies,lies, and more lies are the first symptoms. Juicy mouth occurs quite frequently. Then their eyes roll and quivering of the lips. Then they blurb out names to all their neighbors and if that doesn’t work then they call all neighbors racists.
    I hope her voters soon relieve her of her duties because of her POBS.

    • porkchop6209

      And pretty soon they will say white folk are racist ‘caust dey ain’t black ’nuff fo us.

      • Ladydonnalands

        I in all honesty had a hard time trying to decipher what you were saying. You are probably right in your statement I think???
        You threw me for a loop.
        We need to see that we are only separated by two polarities of the same line of reference in the wavelength of light. You are either good or you are evil on that wavelength for we all are Homo-Sapiens which is the reference of life.
        I answered on the Census that way. I then even answered for my tenants as Homo-Sapiens. The Census folks were not happy.
        I told them too bad-so sad and FO. I told them to even FO at the door: Told them to stay off my property. They then called,called and called. I then told them to FO,FO and FO.

  • kathleen clark

    Government is signing up people on medicaid themselves ,,,,,,,,,,,people on social sec meciare and food stamp people on medicaid arent even signing up,,,

  • CaliNative

    She seriously has to quit smoking crack or get off the HORSE for just a little bit… It is seriously affecting her cognitive skills.


    You remember when they called Al Gore the poodle-effer? I think we found the poodle.

  • Laura Paris

    You can’t fix what is broken. Reality. So give it up you can’t make Obama look good no matter what you or anyone says.

  • lanceburson

    There’s nothing sicker than watching right wingers cheer against people getting health insurance. Of course, to be a republican means to have no shame.

    • Guest

      There’s nothing sicker than watching brain dead liberals cheer against liberty and freedom, under the guise of healthcare. Of course, to be a liberal means to have no brain.

  • Irene Elizabeth Grooms

    Obama knew just what obamacare was going to do and this was his plan all the time. He wants a single plan so he can control us can’t you see what this (POS ) is doing.

  • bruce soden

    one of the nicest photos ever taken of Debbie

  • ScottyG

    Sorry Dbag BullShitz, but most of Twitter doesn’t drink the same Unicorn Piss you do. But you keep on spinning faster than an Iranian Centrifuge. I’m Sure Ed Schultz viewers still believe you. All 5 of them.

  • Halfbreed

    I’d do Debbie. I love ignorant and blind women.

  • Thunderboy1

    Even if 500,000 people actually DID sign up for Obamacare, that’s still only 1.5% of the country’s total population of 317,000,000 people. They’d still need.another 6,500,000 people by January 1 to make the goal. And even IF they met the goal, the math STILL isn’t going to work. So they can celebrate the false numbers all they want. Obamacare is NOT GOING TO WORK.

  • Bob Phillips

    Lier, lier, pants on fire!

  • Bob Phillips

    Lier, lier, pants on fire.

  • MRH

    Well we know of Two that didn’t … me and YOU !

  • Sv3

    Sounds like 500,000 Navigators counting the same person once.

  • JaxPatty

    I guess since Obama is now a proven liar, the Deb figures she can lie without abandon too

  • smack_libs_around

    Whatever she does, just keep that ‘Nappy hair.’ It cements her as a Lib.