No, this is not an episode of “Being Biden,” which is certain to be some sort of audio sitcom. This is another entry into the sad, sad drama that is being President Obama. He’s a pretty friendly guy and he likes a good party, but he’s so, so lonely. If only he could put on a disguise and hang out in bars, he reportedly told Israel’s Channel 2.

The fame and responsibility, it chafes!

Come on, Twitter, there should be dozens of Photoshops of this by now. Here’s an excellent start.

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Update: The Embassy of Israel has pitched in to bring President Obama’s fantasy one step closer to reality.

Just for fun, here’s one more from Politico’s Jennifer Epstein. This must be the president trying out the disguise kit before leaving the house.

  • Squirrel!

    What’s stopping him from being free to do as he wants? We’d be happy to release him to be a private citizen!

  • Steve_J

    Fake mustache to go with a fake life.

    • RightStuff

      He is definitely a fraud.

    • $23629333

      Be fair. Perhaps he’s tired of his phony beard.

  • disqus_e2F2oUH6C7

    I’m right with you Squirrel. Maybe instead of the mustache, BB will dress him up as a Rabbi.

    • CatHerder

      …and let him wander around Jerusalem.

  • Sirocka

    Did anyone else read this and think of a certain historical figure with a unique mustache who had an impact on Israel? I seriously thought he was talking about it like pulling a prank….

    • Rightturn

      Hmm maybe we need another hint- Israel didn’t exist before 1948 so how historical are you talking here?

    • robcrawford2

      Charlie Chaplin?

  • Guest

    posted twice

  • Guest

    redundant, he always travels with a beard anyway

    • TugboatPhil


    • $23629333

      What about those separate vacations?

  • Frank Drebin

    Obama to Israeli TV:

    I mustache you a question. Can eyebrows Tel Aviv bars incognito? I must warn you, eyelash out at people who tell me no.

    • Tearlag

      Oh no! It’s the attack of “The Walking Punsters.”

    • Tearlag

      Oh no! It’s the attack of “The Walking Punsters.”

  • Joseph A White

    I’d rather he wander around Benghazi late one night. Wearing his blinking light sneakers.

    • Typewriterstreaming


  • NCRelite

    Someone give the prezzie a dirty sanchez, help him out

  • Marty Luther

    Fake mustache to go with the fake life.

  • Jillane Kent

    I can think of dozens of fantasies a typical man might have, but this isn’t one of them.

  • cgraham77

    Perfect! Now he’ll have a mustache to go with his beard!! (Michelle)

    • cgraham77

      Aww…someone beat me to it! :(

    • $23629333

      Had you not added the “(Michelle),” I would have joked that Michelle would not be joining him in Israel.

      • cgraham77

        I know it probably would have been funnier if I had left that out (wasn’t sure if I was stating the obvious), but I actually had to explain to my husband what a “beard” was…so I figured the phrase might not be as common as I thought! LOL! 😛

  • Jambu Shambu

    Just quit Barry and then you can go chat up people in a bar 24/7.

  • WVS

    Heads up, IDF

  • 1azuce

    They’ll still know it was him because when he leaves the tab won’t be paid.

    • 3seven77

      Oh, the tab will be paid. With other people’s money.

  • MohammedTheTeddyBear

    You know, most Israeli HOMOSEXUALS live in Tel-Aviv…….something I’m SURE the Prezzie wasn’t thinking of *wink, wink*…….Speaking of, where will Reggie Love be when his Prezzie Honey-buns is in Israel?

  • twinx

    That’s because he doesn’t have enough testosterone to grow his own.

  • Bill Board

    I think a Hitler mustache would be appropriate.

  • kim

    we’d be more than willing to allow him to resign so that he could travel the world wearing a fake mustache and hanging out in the bars

  • TocksNedlog

    He looks like Baracko Rivera in that last pic.

  • Red Fred

    I would encourage this. First thing he has said with which I can agree.

  • Garth Haycock

    He can disguise himself any way he wishes, but he’ll fool nobody because those ears can be recognized from space.

  • DavidEKnight

    Is his mustache tingling Chris Mathews leg?

  • Walt

    I prefer he put on a fake mustache and a “Jesus Rocks” tee shirt, and go hang out at a bar in Gaza.

  • FlatFoot


    Pick your pic and *click*!


    • $23629333

      Flatfoot, you have the right idea. Present photos of the Prevaricator-in-Chief with all of the different types of mustaches, and allow folks to choose the one they prefer.

  • $23629333

    With his Secret Service detail, his taster and Reggie Love, he should be able to come and go unnoticed with his mustache.

    I’m not sure why he isn’t bringing his phony beard.

  • Typewriterstreaming

    Sometimes I have this fantasy about Obama wearing a fake mustache while residing in Siberia.