With the Obama administration today announcing a compromise on the Affordable Care Act’s contraceptive coverage mandate, it looks like we might never know what’s in it. It turns out thousands of pages weren’t really necessary after all, as these Twitter users have managed to capture the essence of Obamacare in only five words.

https://twitter.com/Roy__Rogers/status/297467790338703360

https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/297473496739610625

https://twitter.com/LiberateTheUSA/status/297408914234945536

https://twitter.com/Roy__Rogers/status/297448088245776385

https://twitter.com/gopmommy/status/297463156484227072

https://twitter.com/NormBoardman/status/297425723650629632