Well, lap dogs do have exceptional hearing that humans just do not possess. While word is getting out that Vice President Joe Biden, campaigning in Ocala, Fla., today, made yet another embarrassing gaffe — calling Cleveland, Ohio’s Plain Dealer one of the major papers “in this state” — NBC’s embed team has reached its verdict, and that verdict is “not guilty.”

If you listen to the clearest audio possible, you’ll hear Biden say “the,” not “this.”

Not that anyone needed to check, that is. What would give anyone the idea that Biden was confused about which state he was in?

It’s nice that the mainstream media had their forensic audio team at the ready. We wouldn’t want people to mishear Ann Romney saying “you people” and have it trend for days now, would we? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

While liberals thank the media for doing their job, conservatives are thanking Biden again for just being Biden.

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  • Love of Country

    What’s scary is that he’s the second smartest Democrat in the country.

  • Kate

    I don’t even think Joe knows what year it is. Or, for that matter, which candidates he’s running against (hence, the “my friend” comments during the VP Debate).

    The scariest three words in the English language right now: President Joe Biden. Pretty terrifying that this guy is a heartbeat away from calling the shots.

  • $30423294

    My goodness, so diligent of the State Media to apply modern scientific methods to the audio track, to apply Fast Fourier Transformations to Mr. Biden’s slurred speech to reveal the truth!

    Would that they would take 1/10th of that interest in the father of Navy Seal Tyrone Woods, a hero who was murdered by radical Islamists — radical Islamists whom Mr. Obama appears to have protected on 9/11/2012.

    If you pay for cable television, you are subsidizing State Media.

    I cut the cable years ago. You can too.

  • Pablo

    It’s nice that the mainstream media had their forensic audio team at the ready. We wouldn’t want people to mishear Ann Romney saying “you people” and have it trend for days now, would we?

    Or George Zimmerman using racial slurs…

  • http://twitter.com/tjkramer95 Tom Kramer

    I grew up near Cleveland and used to travel to Florida often for work. There is no way to confuse the two…at all. The Veep is a buffoon.

  • cgraham77

    Oh good lord, what difference does it make if he said “the” or “this?!” Why would he be talking about an OH paper in Florida unless he forgot where he was?! The libs are truly grasping at straws here.

  • http://www.sarainitalyblog.blogspot.com/ sarainitaly

    Sounds like this state to me, but either way it doesn’t , matter. The meaning is the same.

    • SAndrews

      Are you gonna believe NBC or your lyin’ ears? This stuff never gets old.

      • Smeethow

        Why my lyin’ ears of course. I gave up on nbc years ago

  • detroit19

    What about Benghazi? Here, there or anywhere?

  • Rashied Rushing

    Heh, Uncle Chuckles…

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    If Biden stumbled and fell in a forest of “JournOlists”…..
    Not a sound !

  • keninohio

    Plugs is just being Plugs………..

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/GPWVRM2AT7N5AMSYXDR7MTN2HU Virginia

    This IDIOT needs to go!!!

  • EastValleyConservative

    So glad I don’t live in Ocala anymore. Never understood why so many people came there. Wesley Snipes was convicted there and before going into court, he looks out to the crowd and says “thank you to all my fans”. I was there…I looked behind me, around me, everywhere…..where are those “fans”? No one blinked.

  • http://www.facebook.com/steven.eidee Steve Eide

    Why did Obama leave our Navy Seals to die in Libya? Left them without support for 7 hours. Takes credit for Seals killing BinLadin then turns his back and lets them die in Benghazi Libya. What a COWARD MR OBAMA IS and always has been.

  • http://twitter.com/jalideni Yolanda Dresback

    One more reason to not vote for Obama…Biden could become president, Yikes!

  • bonnieblue2A

    Fire Obama and remove this azzhat Biden from being a heartbeat away from the Oval Office. If Biden is Obama’s idea of a qualified VP then it is obvious he lacks sound judgement. Just fire Obama already!

  • http://twitter.com/ObamaLies2Much Obama Lies

    It is HARD keeping all 57 of them States straight…

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    Hey he can’t find his head and the doll hair and how to leave his rectum so how is a map any better?