We’re not sure how much time Chris Matthews has been spending with the Obamas at home for him to claim that the president is the perfect father. At least he had the sense to stop at “American.”

[Obama’s] done everything right. He’s raised his family right. He’s fought his way all the way to the top of the Harvard Law Review, in a blind test becomes head of the Review, the top editor there. Everything he’s done is clean as a whistle. He’s never not only broken any law, he’s never done anything wrong. He’s the perfect father, the perfect husband, the perfect American.

Matthews certain does get rolling now and then, and we imagine he dreams of a future in which Obama’s perfection isn’t limited by silly human constructs such as national boundaries. The perfect human being? Or is he something more than that? Stay tuned.



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  • http://www.facebook.com/citizen.geary Citizen Geary

    I guess matthews has insider information? or is this more conjecture?

  • Colonel_Bat_Guano

    “Never not only broken any law” . . . er, uh Cocaine?

    • solomon320

      Yes, but he didn’t inhale….

    • SuperstionQueen

      Two double negatives from a journalist—you do the math. He’s never NOT ONLY broken any law. (but many) His viewers can’t function on grammar or math.

    • Supreme Leader Buzzkill

      Good point. Obama admitted to a lot of cocaine use in his autobiography. Possession of cocaine is a felony. Someone should ask Matthews about that.

  • http://www.bcarr.com/ Brendon Carr

    How ungrateful we are not to recognize our Perfect Leader.

  • BeeKaaay

    He worships Obama as his Lord and Savior.

  • Kevin Miller

    I hope Matthews keeps a box of Kleenex handy to mop up the …ewww.

  • Harlan Hikaru Fox

    Uhh, Choom Gang?

  • douchie

    Mathews stopped at perfect American because he knew he would offend some of Obama’s largest donors if he claimed he was the perfect man.

  • midnightgolfer

    I agree, especially compared to his half-brother George, his life is like a poster for what America has to provide for people, but like so FEW other perfect husbands and fathers, etc, it stops there.
    It doesn’t extend beyond the superficial of his current personal life, into career or other civic activities. From the time he ruthlessly used the Chicago way to bully his way into politics, (benefitting from a much-less-than-perfect-husband Republican,) didn’t even pay full price for his home, didn’t even pay full price for his schooling, didn’t even write his own autobiographies, didn’t even fully pay attention in (his anti-american) church, but did pay attention to his commie mentors, didn’t even serve a full term, voting “present”,……… you know what, his lies after lies after transparent, is-a-tax-isn’t-a-tax lies…. I take it back, the guy just has far more stacked in the anti-american column than can be found in anyone who’s a “perfect American.”

  • tedZilla99

    I wonder why the Perfect Husband couldn’t get a kiss at the basketball game the other night?

  • Lucid_American

    Matthews is such an embarrassment as a journalist, a
    citizen and a man. How he can even look at himself in the mirror is unfathomable!

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    Chris Matthews is OZombie Prime.

  • MarcAllenJohnson

    Matthews is the perfect liberal journalist.

  • Shawn Smith

    By his own admission, he had a habit of drunk driving. Or was that not illegal then?

  • http://twitter.com/TinaMarie631 Tina Marie

    LOL! Chris Matthews is a complete Moron!!

  • http://www.norbitpeters.blogspot.com/ Norbit Peters

    And Matthews as the perfect sycophant lackey!

    C’Mon Matthews, let us know, when you’re all horny and laying in your bed there, is it your wife or Obama that comes to mind?

  • jdog

    And Chris Matthews is the perfect moron. O has never broken any law and never done anything wrong? Really? What about his Hawaiian “Choom Gang” doesn’t that count? How about experimenting with drugs “enthusiastically” and doing a little “blow.”? Those don’t count or what? Great slice of 21st century unbiased journalism here.

  • Glitter



    Mathews, you are one pickled, brown-nosing, liberal buffoon. “Look kids, don’t be that guy!”

  • http://www.moralmatters.org/ NathanMBickel

    It’s obvious why Kiss-up Matthews is biased for Obama.

    Please Google:

    Suck-up Media Enjoy Brief White House Banquet Break, Before Crawling Back Into Obama’s Anus

  • bluewaternavy

    Chris Matthews: Perfect Turd, Perfect Shill, Perfect Parrott.

  • stillinthe60s

    Chris Matthews publicly constructs his “composite” President!

  • Botzilla

    I fully expect that someday Chris Mathews will be arrested like Fred Willard, in a movie theater slapping his fap sack to the on screen version of Dreams of my Father.

  • Liz Cummings Litterello

    GOOD GAWD! the tingle went right up his leg, through his tuchis and gave him BRAIN DAMAGE….

  • http://www.norbitpeters.blogspot.com/ Norbit Peters

    It’s not only msnbc, the networks are just as guilty of this Yellow Journalism.
    CBS didn’t even report (that evening) on the record-breaking REBUFF Chic-Fil-A supporters put on America’s mayoral despots.