So it’s official. The new White House response to all questions about the millions of health insurance cancellations is, “there is nothing in Obamacare that forces people out of their health plans.”  You know it’s official when Valerie Jarrett herself impales herself on such flimsy reasoning.

It is like saying, “there’s nothing about landmines that forces explosions.” The actual explosion is caused by someone’s foot applying pressure to the landmine, but that doesn’t mean you can blame the victim for blowing his foot off.  Of course nothing in ObamaCare technically “forces people out of their health plans.” It just makes it illegal for their current health plans to continue to exist!  You can’t force someone out of something that doesn’t exist, right?

Never mind that this callous semantic rubbish doesn’t even bother to acknowledge the millions who are about to lose their current health insurance plans. It’s a line that allows the White House to look like President Obama hasn’t broken his infamous promise, so that’s what they’re going with. It’s disgusting.

Honestly, we’ve come to expect this from people like Eric Schultz, who was peddling this laughable non-argument earlier tonight. Schultz is a low-level lackey whose primary job function seems to be the public humiliation of journalists who don’t toe the party line. It doesn’t faze us when he ventures into the realm of the ridiculous. However, Valerie Jarrett is one of the closest advisers to Barack Obama, the most powerful person on Earth. When someone of that stature is reduced to playing grammar games, you know that there’s no one driving the train, and the passengers are just bracing for the inevitable impact.


Twitter users can barely believe the mendacity:

  • Zathras11 @B5

    What if…she is telling the truth?

    I’m just kidding.

    • snowleopard (the true one)

      Good jest, it would be frightening if she was honest for one time.

    • V the K

      Why does anyone take anything this slum lord says seriously?

    • Feedthebigdog

      If she or this admin ever spoke a truth, their faces would fall off. Actually not a bad thought!

  • stdog

    Translation: its not our fault.
    This is getting weird and kinda frightening.

    • John

      Don’t blame us, blame the Republicans.

      • IBXNJ

        The best of this whole mess…NONE of the trolls are chiming in to defend this crap!!

        • ObamaFail

          I think they are all curled up in a fetal position trying to convince themselves that everything is okay and that Obama didn’t lie to them and that everything in Obamaland is still awesome.

          • SupplyGuy

            Yeah, you know you’ve won the debate when the trolls shut up. Actually when they don’t even show up.

          • AnneLewis

            They are all still asleep in their parent’s basement…in their pjs, all warm and snugly in la la land, where their asinine logic actually works.

        • Ronald Green

          Maybe they got their cancellation notices? Poetic justice!

          • SupplyGuy

            They would have had to been responsible and actually have had insurance to get a cancellation notice. I’m just hopin the stupid “independents” that foisted the democrats on us are getting cancellation notices so that 2014 will look a lot like 2010.

          • irishgirl91

            Their parents did.

          • Ronald Green

            You’re probably right.. except for JoemygodNY. I ‘spect he got kicked out long time ago.

          • AnneLewis

            Their parents are protecting them by not telling them yet. lol

      • lainer51

        ins. companies
        talk radio
        John Boehner
        Ted Cruz
        people who voted for Romney
        Sarah Palin
        Mike Lee
        Rand Paul
        Mitch McConnell
        Allen West
        pro lifers
        people who work
        voter ID “propaganda”
        Ronald Reagan
        Washington Redskins
        Ted Nugent

    • Johnny Right

      She misspoke when she used the word “forces.” She meant to say “coerces.”

      • Spiny Norman

        She didn’t “misspeak”. She did that on purpose.

  • Jennifer

    It’s true that many on the left believe those of us who are talking about losing our insurance are lying. Just take a look over at Huffington Post.

    • mickeyco

      I can’t. My head starts to pound; I start twitching; my eyes bleed; and I throw up.

      • lainer51

        HA – that is what happens to me when crazy Uncle Joe tells a quadriplegic to stand up.

      • Nonna4

        Same here! The bleeding eyes is the worst!

    • alanstorm

      Can’t do it; takes too long for my IQ to recover from being forced to think that poorly, and I have to work tomorrow.

    • docflash9

      Do the Huff Po followers have a waiver?If not what will the ones that have insurance say when they get the same increases non followers do?

      • ObamaFail

        Two possibilities:

      • lainer51

        what they always do – LIE

    • Finrod Felagund

      I refuse to read anything posted at the PuffHo, just on principle.

    • Michael Anderson (WB)

      What she says is also true, she just leaves out the cause of the effect. The administration is not sending cancellation notices, it’s “just” requiring the insurance companies to change their plans.

      • Jay Stevens

        And mandating the things that you must have.

    • conservativechick

      LIAR, LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! How can they continue to lie like this? We are all getting our cancellation notices and they know it! It’s insulting.

  • Jennifer

    BTW…props to Lisa Myers. While it is, of course, too little too late it’s still better that it’s being talked about than not in my opinion.

  • mickeyco

    Omg. Now they’ve really brought out the big gun to lie to us! Getting serious now, guys.

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      yea, I bet Valerie is getting a major kickback on Obamacare somehow (probably thru United Healthcare since they got the AARP Medicare Advantage kickback from Obama) to make up for him losing her Olympics’ kickback.

  • me

    “Benghazi” Jarrett is lying. Her lips are moving.

    • John W.

      It would be a lie even if she used sign language, Morse code, smoke signals, or any other means of communication that didn’t require her to move her lips.

  • Matthew Koch

    The OSS wrote this during World War II to describe Hitler’s psychological profile, but I think it fits Obama just as well.

    “His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.”

    • Matthew Koch

      I forgot this.

      “Hitler As His Associates Know Him”

      OSS report page 51

      Didn’t want to leave out the citation.

    • AnneLewis

      Look at the 5 pts of socialism and you will see Obama’s path. He is just like Hitler and I can say this with all sincerity, my husband is one of the world experts of The Holocaust and WWII. All Hitler,I mean Obama, needs is to pass The Enabling Act…

  • Marvin Nelson

    *facepalm* . . . I got nothing.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    FACT: Every time I see her face or hear her name, God help me…the C word instantly comes to mind.

    • Joe W.

      Me, too…

    • Vitiosum

      When I hear her name I am ghoulishly reminded of Elizabeth Bathory. VJ makes me violently ill.

      • Matthew Koch

        More like Lady MacBeth.

        • Vitiosum

          I’ll meet you halfway…she is a little bit of both, but she is still vile.

    • Reggie1971

      That word was invented for people like her.

      • Michelle ✓classified

        Don’t like the word one bit and don’t think it’s OK to use, and yet – it pops right in my head when it comes to this woman.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

          I think of bottom-feeding skank.

          • Chris

            Add a few more words and we are getting somewhere. These people disgust me. I gotta go do something, my blood pressure is getting too high for this early in the morning.

        • putthehammerdown

          It’s an acronym, not a word……..
          C annot
          U se
          N ormal
          T hinking.
          …or so the rumor says………………

          • Michelle ✓classified

            Yeah, that’s just a rumor…

    • al hunt

      I always think of those flying monkeys in the wizard of oz.

      • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Shooting out of her ass…

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

      Hey MIchelle.. based on your observation from the other night, is it safe to say we’ve had our first woman Iranian president?

      • Michelle ✓classified

        And I think Los Angeles is about to have it’s first female mayor, too! I just saw on this uh…really mean lady’s….feed that she met today with the Mayor of LA and Council Members to discuss immigration and “other important” things for LA. I’m livid. Who the flip is she to put her nose in my city’s business? STAY THE FRUCK AWAY FROM MY CITY VALERIE. You are NOT qualified to be advising any elected officials regardless of what Barry thinks.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

          #ValerieOctoJarrett ?

    • ceemack

      Hey, can we impeach President Jarrett?

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!


    • algonquinmatt

      that’s the same thing her tenants said about her in her Chicago slum lots.

    • conservativechick

      Communist! Me, too. I always think that. 😉

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      And both of those words end in the letter “t”.

    • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

      Not a fan of the word either. But yeah, her and another former secretary brings it to mind immediately.

  • thedumbblonde

    Someone explain to me Valerie Jarrett’s qualifications for, well, anything?

  • vetgal1970

    Yes because every insurance company is going to keep offering a policy that doesn’t meet Obamacare minimum standards, they are all going to just break the law and encourage their consumers to do the same. And next year when HHS decides a new ‘essential’ must be covered, the insurance companies won’t be forced to cancel even more policies. Yeah Right. Shove your exchange and Shove your “healthcare” tax BILL too.

  • alanstorm

    So it’s not just Obama saying this, the President herself chimes in?

    I’m impressed.

  • Garrett Gripling

    @vj44 LOLWUT?

  • Michelle ✓classified

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Oh noes! I just realized this drawing of Barry is racist! It’s a black man with Whiteface make-up!

      • SupplyGuy

        Didn’t you get the memo that black people can’t be racist? /sarc

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        Yuppie camo.

  • Joe W.

    Y’all get what ya’ vote for…and the moon bat liberals and free riding blood suckers voted for this train wreck. I am laughing my tail off, since I didn’t have any health insurance to begin with. Nothing lost…nothing gained…..A nation skewered by progressive liberal fools.

  • skeptic192

    Why does every person in this administration speak as if they are in an audition for the role of Sgt. Schultz in Hogan’s Heroes?

  • gracepmc

    When President Jarrett comes out of the shadows ….

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to The Puppet Mistress:

    Alchemy is definitely not your strong suit.

    Repeating a flat out falsehood that far too many people know to be a falsehood, due to the very tangible evidence in their hands (Policy cancellation letters from far too many insurance companies). Does not make that falsehood the truth!

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Well…whatever she says,
      DOES “turn into” sh!t…

      Alchemy 101 = pass!

  • Sophie Ro

    FACT: Your first sentence is contradicted by your second.

    FACT: Prior to Obamacare, I didn’t have to carry paediatric vision & dental coverage for the children THAT I DO NOT HAVE.

    FACT: My male neighbour got dumped b/c his ind policy didn’t have maternity, which is MANDATED BY OBAMACARE.

    Obama lied. Plans died.

    I’m sure they’ll find a way to blame a youtube video for that, too.


  • WhitewaterMkII

    Next up…
    Up is down
    Black is white
    Hot is cold…
    I got news for this bozo in the bubble she lives in.
    My plan got canceled all right,Blue Cross in CA, and the equal replacement went from 550 a month to 1287.

  • filter

    She makes a bad liar.
    Who elected her?

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      Kickbacks get you into office, “the Chicago way”

      • SupplyGuy

        Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

        • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

          I just had Sean Connery in “The Untouchables” in my head. :-)

  • Rex

    “The USSR is not bombing Finland, but merely delivering food to the starving citizens” – Molotov 1939.

    “Nothing in #Obamacare forces people out of their health plans. No change is required unless insurance companies change existing plans”. – Jarrett 2013

  • ObamaFail

    Wonder how many moronic libs are stupid enough to fall for this lie. Millions of people are going to lose their insurance because Obamacare causes people to no longer meet the minimum requirements. What fool would believe this?

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      Libs are the dumbest people on earth. I had to explain to one of them that Obama was NOT going to start paying his 70/30 coinsurance cost sharing until AFTER their deductible(s) were met. :rolleyes:

  • TJ

    Communism did not kill the 100 million people. They just died when the state farms under communism rule, was not allowed to feed the people under threat of death.

  • Tigerspike

    Jedi mind tricks don’t actually work.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      They do when I play them.

  • Sophie Ro

    Old & Busted:

    ‘Read my lips. No new taxes.’

    New Hotness:

    ‘If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.’

  • ObamaFail

    Off topic, but this debunks the liberal myth that Conservatives are just a bunch of old white dudes. Sorry libs, but the Pro-American side of the political spectrum doesn’t exclude people based on race like your MSNBC and CNN likes to tell you.

    • HanaFiveO

      We need to diversify the rest of the old white men out.

      • Ronald Green


        • HanaFiveO

          RINOs need to go. Fresh blood is needed.

          • Ronald Green

            Well, I would likely be classed as an old white man, should I be kicked out as well?

            Your first statement is a bit over broad. J S

          • HanaFiveO

            True, but Im so fed up with the GOP establishment and the way they do business, that I really dont care anymore. Ive gone over to the get rid of them all and start fresh side.
            BTW, Im in the “mature” age bracket too.

          • Ronald Green

            I can understand that. While I’m no baby any more, don’t throw me out with the bath water.

          • HanaFiveO

            I’m sorry but I really cant think of one long term “career” politician who is worth saving. Please share if you can. I’m seriously interested in who they might be.

      • lainer51

        I agree – Harry Reid, Alan Grayson, Harry Waxman, Robert Kennedy Jr., John Kerry, Crazy Uncle Joe just to name a few.

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      Yea, our first President of…. whatever, is really working out well, huh?

  • Finrod Felagund

    “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.”

    “I did not have sex with that woman.”

    “I am not a crook.”

    • lainer51

      and after 2016 – “what difference does it make?”

  • Guest

    How many fingers am I showing? I say four. So how many fingers am I showing?

  • Finrod Felagund

    I guess CBS News, NBC News, and the LA Times are all part of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, then:

    Arrival of Obamacare forcing insurers to drop customers with low coverage:

    Obama admin. knew millions could not keep their health insurance:

    Some health insurance gets pricier as Obamacare rolls out:,0,4888906,full.story#axzz2j2gaMRMH

  • URGR82

    The Dems and this administration do not think anyone is dumb. ..they just know that the only thing that’s going to be done about it is tweet.

  • SupplyGuy

    So the curtain is finally drawn back. Is it going to change anything come November of next year? Are we going to be able to pry the Senate from the dems cold dead fingers? And even if we do, there won’t be enough votes to override a veto of an ACA repeal. Obama won’t hesitate to shut down the government over this. I wonder how many people are really going to die in between now and the time we can realistically repeal this monstrosity in 2016 (if even then) because their health insurance got canceled? Will the voting public getted pissed about this enough to vote out the democrats? I wish I could believe in my fellow citizens, but I’m past hope.

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      The Wizard of Obamacare…. And there’s something to be learned from that movie:

      OZ’S VOICE: — Oz — has spoken!
      DOROTHY: Who are you?
      OZ’S VOICE: Well, I — I — I am the Great and Powerful — Wizard of Oz.
      DOROTHY: You are?
      WIZARD: Uhhhh — yes…
      DOROTHY: I don’t believe you!
      WIZARD: No, I’m afraid it’s true. There’s no other Wizard except me.
      SCARECROW: You humbug!
      LION: Yeah!
      WIZARD: Yes-s-s — that…that’s exactly so. I’m a humbug!
      DOROTHY: Oh ….
      DOROTHY: …you’re a very bad man!
      WIZARD: Oh, no, my dear — I’m — I’m a very good man. I’m just a very bad Wizard.
      SCARECROW: You’d better be good enough to send Dorothy back to Kansas!
      WIZARD: Uh – now, please don’t be angry with me. I’ll – I’ll do anything you say, only… only if you don’t shout at me. It makes me nervous!
      SCARECROW: It makes you nervous?
      WIZARD: Yes.
      SCARECROW: What about us?
      WIZARD: Well, I —
      SCARECROW: What about the heart that you promised Tin Man?
      WIZARD: Well, I —
      SCARECROW: And the courage that you promised Cowardly Lion?
      WIZARD: Well, I —
      TIN MAN AND LION: And Scarecrow’s brain?
      WIZARD: Well, I —

  • Republicanvet

    The polling must be especially bad if Jarrett is deigning to address the masses herself.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Ha. I sent her a tweet reminding her it ain’t her job to speak to us.

      • SupplyGuy

        Like she’ll care. I bet she doesn’t even monitor her own account.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          So I should remain quiet? Yeah, no.

          • SupplyGuy

            Never said that. We should all be screaming from the rooftops. I’m just saying some things are more effective then others.

  • Sophie Ro

    My friend, SparkPlug, is absolutely psyched that Obamacare will now pay for his hysterectomy!

    • Axe

      And since he’s a guy, he’ll be even healthier than he ever dreamed he would be without “Affordable Care.” :)

    • Red Pill
  • LordElrond09

    2+2 = 5

  • Joseph Kurt

    Does anyone else think she looks like the original Sulu and the original Uhura had a kid?

  • jumper297

    Glad that vile little troll chimed in… now it is a complete circus.

    • Republicanvet

      It is. Before this, it was only Sebelius that would have been fired for being stupid. Will VeeJayJay be fired for telling such obvious lies?

      I mean, other flunkies can easily be overlooked, but someone so high up the food chain?

      • beebop1952

        Did anyone get fired for Fast and Furious? Benghazi? IRS? They all got a taxpayer funded vaca and got better jobs ….

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        Actually, using ObamaLogic and Liberal Logic, they would be in line for Pay raises, Promotions, and other rewards…..Wow, Bizarro World is so cool…NOT! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Republicanvet

    VeeJayJay must have missed the memo. That cluster shall be referred to as the ACA and NOT ObamaCare. Can’t have Preezy PincchiObama looking bad.

  • al hunt

    I don’t get the fuss I think it is great my insurance now has to pay for Pabst beer, yeah I know it isn’t that great of beer but free beer is free beer, and I think everyone should be………oh, wife just pointed out that’s pap smear…………….WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO WITH A PAP SMEAR?!

    • Republicanvet

      Uh, act like you’re at the airport getting a TSA check?

    • Michelle ✓classified

      What insurance do you have that is going to force you to have a PAP test?

      • al hunt

        not force me to have, force me to pay for along with

        autism screening
        Developmental screening for children under age 3
        Height, Weight and Body Mass Index measurements for children at the following ages: 0 to 11 months, 1 to 4 years, 5 to 10 years, 11 to 14 years, 15 to 17 years.
        Hypothyroidism screening for newborns
        Oral Health risk assessment for young children
        Ages: 0 to 11 months, 1 to 4 years, 5 to 10 years.
        Tuberculin testing for children at higher risk of tuberculosis at the following ages: 0 to 11 months, 1 to 4 years, 5 to 10 years, 11 to 14 years, 15 to 17 years.
        Vision screening for all children.
        Phenylketonuria (PKU) screening for this genetic disorder in newborns
        Anemia screening on a routine basis for pregnant women
        Breast Cancer Genetic Test Counseling (BRCA) for women at higher risk for breast cancer
        Breast Cancer Mammography screenings every 1 to 2 years for women over 40
        Breast Cancer Chemoprevention counseling for women at higher risk
        Breastfeeding comprehensive support and counseling from trained providers, and access to breastfeeding supplies, for pregnant and nursing women
        Cervical Cancer screening for sexually active women
        Chlamydia Infection screening for younger women and other women at higher risk
        Food and Drug Administration-approved contraceptive methods,
        sterilization procedures, and patient education and counseling, as
        prescribed by a health care provider for women with reproductive
        capacity (not including abortifacient drugs). This does not apply to
        health plans sponsored by certain exempt “religious employers.”
        Domestic and interpersonal violence screening and counseling for all women
        Folic Acid supplements for women who may become pregnant
        Gestational diabetes screening for women 24 to 28 weeks pregnant and those at high risk of developing gestational diabetes
        Gonorrhea screening for all women at higher risk
        Hepatitis B screening for pregnant women at their first prenatal visit
        HIV screening and counseling for sexually active women
        Human Papillomavirus (HPV) DNA Test every 3 years for women with normal cytology results who are 30 or older
        Osteoporosis screening for women over age 60 depending on risk factors
        Rh Incompatibility screening for all pregnant women and follow-up testing for women at higher risk
        Sexually Transmitted Infections counseling for sexually active women
        Syphilis screening for all pregnant women or other women at increased risk
        Tobacco Use screening and interventions for all women, and expanded counseling for pregnant tobacco users
        Urinary tract or other infection screening for pregnant women
        Well-woman visits to get recommended services for women under 65

        now of those 16 million people that are going to be “getting better coverage” are there guys that don’t need any of this crap they are being forced to pay for? not one bit of this is of any use to me but I have to pay double premium, higher deductible and more out of pocket for crap I will never EVER use, and in the mean time morons like Juan Williams over at fox is trying to convince people I will be getting better coverage, on what? crap I don’t need?

        • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

          The one I like is free aspirin under preventive cardiovascular disease.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          But why would they force you to pay for a test that you’re not going to have. PAPs have been covered by insurance for decades. I have to pay for one only when I … have one done. I don’t understand what you mean by “forced to pay for” when more than half that list are of tests that have been covered by insurance for decades. Is your insurance going to be sending you the bill when women have those tests?

          • Jay Stevens

            Michelle, I think you are missing the point. I am a 67 year old male. Let’s say I need to sign up for Obamacare and my current (affordable) policy does not include any of the conditions in al hunt’s list that do not apply to my wife and me.

            My O’Care policy will be more expensive with a higher deductible and will include things I do not need. When I sign up for O’Care, I am “forced to pay for” the things that I do not need.

            It is like having a clunker that you only need liability insurance for, but the state makes you buy full coverage insurance.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            I don’t believe I’m at all missing the point. More than half the things on that list have always been covered by insurance, it’s nothing new with Obamacare.

            Let me explain it this way. Under any insurance policy, a annual office visit has always been covered. And for women, during that office visit, a PAP can and is done. It’s always been that way.

            When I was a kid (and I’m 46 years old), and an annual office visit to my pediatrician included checking my height, weight, hearing, vision and getting a TB test. Again, these are not new services, they are not special testing. They are services covered under an office visit and have been going back at least 40 years.

            Anemia and diabetes screening has always been done on pregnant women and covered by insurance. As had Rh factor testing.

            Your premiums aren’t at risk of being increased for these things, they have always been covered.

  • EastValleyConservative

    Anytime this administration starts a comment with FACT you know it’s going to be an even bigger whopper than usual. Propaganda’s hard.

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      That is now known, historically, as The Obama Doctrine.

  • y_sufferfools

    …Right… And Jarretts Chicago apartment complex is a towering stone metropolis complete with gold encrusted bidets and foyers filled with chocolate fountains. This troll is a disgusting waste of skin and a vacuous cypher. The only positive note to this whole retched abomination of a law is watching the left eat their own especially, her coveted little man puppet, the first golfer and thief.

  • KansasGirl

    You know when they’re forced to bring out Jarrett, they’re sweating bullets.

  • americandavey

    So the new Dem. talking point will be “its private insurance fault not Obamacare” that is forcing people to lose coverage. Who wants to take the bet Juan Williams will use this talking point this week??

    • SupplyGuy

      Yeah, that’s a sucker bet.

      • HanaFiveO

        Basically, he already did. The tag line that even if your insurance has been cancelled, its being replaced with a better plan, so shut up, is the kicker.

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      It already started. Some Moonbat commentators are saying, “Those people losing their ‘insurance’ never had it in the first place. It was ‘faux insurance’.”

      • beebop1952

        Yeah. Cuz at 61, I am really going to need that well baby stuff …

        • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

          Me, too. And are Obamacare’s Catastrophic Plans “faux insurance”?

  • MohammedTheTeddyBear

    Holy Schnikes!! When did we declare war on Eastasia?!?


    The fun thing about this blatant lie, will be watching the MSM follow their orders to repeat this lie the next few days.You know NBC/MSNBC will be the town crier on this tomorrow. All sorts of scripts for NBC shows will be repeating this propaganda like the good goose steppers they are.

  • HanaFiveO

    Fact: enough people have gotten their insurance cancellations that disprove your ridiculous claim, that there is no way to polish this turd.

  • CasualMeyhem

    Getting harder for Ms.Jarrett to stay in the shadows I see.

    • HanaFiveO

      I thought vampires dissolved into ashes in sunlight. Weird.

  • Axelgreaser


  • Perplexed

    Our private plan does not provide maternity coverage for my HUSBAND and SON. Obamacare mandates that my HUSBAND and SON have maternity coverage. Therefore our plan is being canceled and we will have to pay 3 times more for a plan that provides maternity coverage for my HUSBAND and SON.

    POINT ONE: Valerie Jarrett and Barack Obama and all of their spin minions are damned liars

    POINT TWO: Obamacare SUCKS!!!

    POINT THREE: Maternity coverage for men is very expensive!

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III


  • Bruce

    Ms. Jarrett is doubling down on the lie because I believe that she is the originator of the lie. I also believe that she is the REAL POTUS. In fact, Jarrett is Obama’s handler; she is “Mother” to our “Manchurian President.”

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      Well, most of the Bill was written behind closed doors by slimeball Henry Waxman’s E&C Committee staffers. With United Healthcare’s name popping up everywhere, like owning contractor QSSI and the AARP Medicare Advantage kickback to UHC, I’d bet Waxman and Jarrett will be getting their own kickback soon.

  • ceemack

    Honey, don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    FACT: Obamacare has made the healthcare situation in America much, much worse.

    FACT: Obamacare raises the prices of premiums.

    FACT: If you like your plan, you can’t keep it because of Obamacare.

    FACT: Obamacare is so bad that Democrats fight tooth and nail to exempt themselves from it.

    FACT: Obamacare is so bad that even the usual Obama defenders that hang around Twitchy refuse to stick their necks out in threads like this.

    FACT: Obamacare was not ready to launch on October 1.

    FACT: Democrats are hosed in 2014 because of Obamacare.

    FACT: After another few months of website glitches or increased premium stories, Democrats will turn on Obama faster than it took me to click the post button.

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      Their minds are made up . . . don’t confuse them with facts.

  • sharinite


    • rivers

      No longer linking to the original story! Jarrett must be pissed at them…

      • filter

        Or maybe their not use to heavy traffic, as now the page is up, but comments – over 3,000, are shut down.

  • HARP2

    You can`t bulls hit your way out of this one wench.

  • Thomas

    BS talking points. Heard it twice tonight on Megyn Kelly’s show. Funny thing is the American people will buy the BS and continue to get the government they deserve. Because they are cowards and refuse to stand up for fear of not being able to go the movies or watch a basketball game on their flat screens

  • rivers

    And now, the NBC story that Obama knew for three years and lied repeatedly has been pulled down, or something. Coming up as a 404 error.

    • beebop1952

      Nothing about the UNIONS and the thousands of waivers for their pals? I guess 0bamacare didn’t do that either ….

  • Scott

    Move along, NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!

  • OwnItObama

    It is like saying, “there’s nothing about landmines that forces explosions.”

    … or saying, “Raising the debt ceiling doesn’t raise the debt.”
    They say these ridiculous things all the time but are rarely challenged by the MSM.

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      And Obama “cut the deficit in half” after he TRIPLED it and kept it there.

  • AmericanMom

    Corrupt WH media will do as Jarrett instructs them. She is ensuring Obama’s legacy as a calculating liar is intact for the years to come. The media Obama and Jarrett controls is no longer a viable source of truthful news for the majority of Americans.

  • Alan Tuttle

    If ObamaCare doesn’t cancel millions of people’s existing healthcare policies, then a loaded gun sitting untouched on a tabletop does not kill people.

  • Dennis the Dreamer

    Valerie Jarrett is actually the President of the US not Obama.

    • beebop1952

      Regardless? They are both lying incompetents. She’s a slum lord. My RETIREE coverage must now include PRE NATAL care. This woman is clueless. Do any of them have a sense of the number of INSURANCE COMPANY EMPLOYEES who will join the 99 week crowd? Fools rush in.

    • John

      You are correct, secret service knows.

  • discus_it

    Obama said if you like your health insurance, you can keep your health insurance PERIOD, not ASTERISK.

  • $59154503

    Yes, You Can Keep Your Health Plan
    A key point to remember is that while the Act makes many changes to the individual market, it specifically allows those who want to keep their current insurance to do so. Most of the Act’s protections apply only to new policies, allowing people to stick with their current plan if they prefer. It is true that a few protections apply to all plans, both new and old, but these protections—like limiting the share of premiums that insurers can devote to administrative costs—are designed to help consumers and cut health care costs.

    The bottom line is that the Act allows people to keep the insurance they have, while also providing more and better options for all.

    Stephanie Cutter is Assistant to the President for Special Projects

    • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

      Stephanie Cutter is a proven, habitual liar.

      • JustLikeAnimals

        Being a prevaricator, obfuscator, and pathological liar is a prerequisite for employment in the Obama administration.

        • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

          And then they give you health insurance :-)

  • $59154503

    Barrack the illegitimate has been proven to be LIAR:

    Exclusive: IRS Bulletin That Shows Admin Knew You Couldn’t Keep Your Plan In 2010
    Via Internal Revenue Service:

    Text:f. Impacts on the Individual Market
    Reliable data are scant, but a variety of studies indicate that between 40 percent and 67 percent of policies are in effect for less than one year. Although data on changes in benefit packages comparable to that for the group market is not readily available, the high turnover rates described here would dominate benefit changes as the chief source of changes in grandfather status.

  • Medicinewoman2

    Never follow the words of a lying fool, and think you will find truth at the end of the road.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Do i need to use the #ObiWanKenobi #StarWars line? Jawamax 8<{D}

      • Medicinewoman2


  • Kaya Hund

    George Bush wrote that part of the law.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    [REDICTION:Next group targeted for Insurance cancellation will be Soldiers and Veterans on the V.A. healthcare plan; The administration is gonna find a way to find Veteran’s healthcare non-compliant, cancel the whole ball of wax, and force Vets onto OBAMASCAM…Keep your eyes peeled for this one…. Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Edit:*PREDICTION* Jawamax 8<{D}

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    And what health care plan has not raised rates at every opportunity (except maybe those for congress and friends) and that constitutes a change in the policy allowing them to lose you your policy.

  • Dan L

    They ain.’t gonna stop the march ever leftward. Only three years left to create an Alinsky Socialist Utopia.

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      Look for a major crisis two and a half years from now . . . a “national emergency.”

  • keyboard jockey

    Valerie Jarrett thinks she’s Rasputin

  • RedSoloCup

    Valerie, you dumb B…

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    “Nothing in #Obamacare forces people out of their health plans.” – Valerie Jarrett

    Technically, she is correct; people are not forced out of their plans . . . companies are forced out of offering them. Same force, same effect, different victim.

  • keyboard jockey

    #Valerie Jarrett: Obamacare doesn’t cut your full employment to part time employment, because of the Obamacare Employer Mandate, your employer does that/

  • Craven Moorehead


  • JustLikeAnimals

    Consider the totality of IRS, Benghazi, ATF, FBI, AG, and NSA scandals, then throw the ACA debacle and lies on top of the imploding foreign policy fiasco and it becomes painfully clear that Barack Obama and his monkey minions are a clear and present danger to the domestic tranquility, common defense, and national security of the United States. Who knew?

    • John

      Now that Jarrett has decided to let Obama; the mouth peice, throw US intelligence services under the Bus. We might start to get some facts around those things in your post. Also why Roberts voted for this tax. Many others things that should have been stopped. Finestein wants a review. My guess is what do they have on her is the game? This guy thinks he is a king. A republican Senate is what it will take to Impeach this guy and jail his minions.

  • putthehammerdown

    So the Persian Hermit Crab comes out from under her shell just long enough to let us know she’s still around and doing what she does best : Lying her ever-loving teeth out and dispensing bull$h!t in copious quantities.
    Go back to your shell, Valerie. Stay safe and know that your buds are doing your schtick just fine, all by themselves.

  • Clayton Doering

    I think she used “Obamacare” on purpose instead of the ACA. So it IS a fact that Obamacare doesn’t force anything because Obamacare doesn’t EXIST! – So she denounces the criticism without lying (though we all know that is all that she does), and at the same time feeds her followers some Kool Aid. – I feel she is biggest pile of SUCK in the administration.

    • TheExecutiveProducer

      She IS the administration.

      You might call her a puppeteer of sorts.

  • APW

    Will someone please explain what I, a 61 year old woman, need with contraception? And Maternity care? Why do I now have to pay for that coverage?

    • Perplexed

      Sure, as soon as someone explains to me why my husband and son are required to have that same maternity coverage.

    • Vlad99

      One would think teabaggers are the only ones that pays taxes in the US.

      • Jay Stevens


        I am willing to bet that most teabaggers are liberals and aren’t paying their share of the taxes.

        The TEA (Taxed Enough Already) probably are paying more than their share of the taxes.

    • David Lango

      Because third generation welfare recipients aren’t done with their chance to finally participate in the D.C. crony capitalism of pillaging and plundering, to make up for their most recent hundred and fifty years of being allowed to be lazy.

  • Vlad99

    Teabaggers are the best publicity for Obamacare. Dont you guys have anything else to talk about? How about that Cuccinelli guy getting his butt kicked in Virginia.

    • David Lango

      Sarvis is the answer. Only a libtard would vote for McAuliffe and Cuccinelli is just more of the same weak complicit NWO establishment material we’ve seen roll by for decades.

      There’s a Libertarian on the ticket? Holy cow! A chance to vote for cleaning house in D.C.?

      Virginia is stupid if we don’t take advantage of sending a political outsider to D.C. to represent our sovereignty.

      It doesn’t matter what libel the media comes up with nowdays. Is he a birther? Good! Truther? Great! Gun rights wing nut? EVEN BETTER!

      We need to wake up to the lies the establishment has us living with all the censored talking points in the news, and start voting for the revolution we need.

      We don’t need anyone smart. We need someone with good honest moral convictions to question HOW MUCH? are you trying to give to the United Nations? Serious? Nuh UH!! You did not just say billions to that and hundreds of billions to THIS?? NO FLIPPING WAY!

  • Jay Stevens

    Spoken like a true slumlord.

  • Jay Stevens

    Like when a famous Dem politician argued what the definition of “is” is, she is arguing about what the definition of “cancel” is.

  • Jim Cardillo

    This administration is absolutely INCAPABLE of telling the truth, even when telling the truth is the best tactical political option. Pathological!

  • Nash Montana

    Tsk tsk, lizard people. I wouldn’t believe them if they told me they’re compulsive liars.