The all-knowing Piers Morgan, in his infinite wisdom, declared tonight to his guest Pastor Rick Warren that it is time for an “amendment to the Bible” to cover gay marriage. Apparently not content with rewriting the U.S. Constitution to exclude the Second Amendment, Morgan has now decided that he wants to boss around the almighty. He really doesn’t understand how amendments work at all, does he?

Merry Christmas, Piers! Oh, and be sure to wave to the shark as you jump over.

  • R0nin

    Whatta maroon.

    • TugboatPhil

      Eggs-actly! Piers shoulda taken a left toin at Albuquerque.

    • Avey Owyns

      Whatta nim-cow-poop.

      • Leonard Narovich

        I say I say, that boy is sharp as a bowlin ball.

  • Jim Cooper

    Well…maybe God watches his show. Seems like many don’t.

    • TocksNedlog

      Santa ain’t the only one that’s been making a list and checking it twice!

  • Lucid_American

    This loser from the UK is desperate to do anything to save his career and to avoid getting canned during CNN’s new management and programming shift. He is
    stiring up controversy, just so he can hopefully get more viewers and create a buzz around his pathetic talk show.

    • Edwina

      I believe this will keep more viewers away from this maniac. I certainly would not watch him.

  • IfYouHaveToAsk

    Thus begins the orange Catholic Bible. The spice must flow!

  • Jay McHue

    The Bible DOES have an “amendment” on gay marriage (and homosexuality in general). It’s called “the Message.” Utter skubala that one.

    • wrenhal2010

      Yeah, some of those “translations” aren’t very good.

  • Mark James

    If anyone actually listened to this buffoon, he’d be dangerous.

  • Annie Willoughby

    Piers! If you had ever read the Bible; you would know what God has said is in store for those who “ammend” His Word.

    • janedoh1

      Yep, He warned against anyone who ADDS or SUBTRACTS from His word. Mr. Morgan wouldn’t know this because I’m betting my bottom dollar he hasn’t read the Bible much.

      • itzyaboi95

        I don’t think many left-wing anchors read the Bible at all.

      • Pappagiorgio

        Man has been changing the bible forever. At least this would make a huge positive difference in millions of families lives.

        • Tom Lund

          gay people with kids are NOT Families.

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  • vcferlita

    Can we deport him yet?

  • Annie Willoughby

    Revelation 22:18-19 Careful Piers!

  • Jack Deth

    This ignorant, Pommy “Sticky Beak” is going far out of his way to make enemies.

    I’m thinking that ‘Pointless” Piers Morgan would need the CERN Haldon Super Collider wired into Mr. Peabody’s “Way Back Machine” to even begin. Let alone trying to tap dance around the Pope and Vatican.

  • Insubordinate

    Logic would dictate an amendment to the Quran and Hebrew Scripture too… right Piers?

    • TocksNedlog

      You’ll be hearing a lot of crickets chirp before you hear him call for amendments to the Quran.

    • Dennis Vest

      Exactly. Muslims stone to death & hang homosexuals today in parts of the Middle East. I don’t think we’re stoning any here in America…

      • Just Another Guy

        Stoned, perhaps… new Libertarians and Liberals….but not stoning anyone…

    • Lady_Clare

      Spitting on Christianity is the last safe prejudice.

      • Ronald

        Hmmm. Spitting on atheists is pretty safe too. One study showed that the poor atheists are trusted less than rapists.

        In my view, prejudicial thinking is just wrong. Groups, whether they be Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Black, Asian, Right, Left or Green, should never be demonized and disparaged as a whole.

        We don’t like it when they do it, and we should avoid doing it in retaliation.

  • disqus_LASIg6epmj

    Desperate for attention.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Piers who?

  • gallifrey1

    Pleeeeeeeaase stop talking about this vacuous tool. Thank you.


    Maybe God can deport Piers from Earth.

    • RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

      One can only hope!!! ~_^

  • janedoh1

    Why does Piers Morgan care, is he per chance a ‘closet homosexual’?

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      that’s exactly what I was thinking.

    • ricci

      what closet

  • sean1

    Ladies and gentleman…we have our new Keith Olberman. What an ass. It’s all a ratings ploy.

  • Steve

    Last time I checked Piers they are 10 Commandments, not 10 suggestions.

  • Christi Newberry Painter

    Piers, you can’t amend The Bible dude. Go home.

    • itzyaboi95

      I heard they don’t want him in his home.

  • Scott

    I think if I ever see pier in person I’ll
    what an ass he is, no wonder the UK started a WH petition to keep him here.

  • TocksNedlog

    And so the Britiot steps on his crank again.

  • Black Ball

    Merry Christmas to you all over the Pacific. Regarding this Piers fellow, this is a Leftist wet dream. Complete control over the underlings to impose their warped ideology. Keep up the good fight guys.

  • HARP2

    Damn commies. They would replace it with Mein Kampf if they had the chance.

  • itzyaboi95

    The bottom line, Piers Morgan is delusional. He’s another reason not to look at lamestream news.

  • Paul J. Citro

    Piers Morgan screams for attention

  • 24fan

    not happening Morgan.

  • PhilipJames

    WTF is wrong with all of you? Piers Morgan’s show is crap, rates crap, has some of the lowest viewership and you idiots are giving him time? exposure?
    WTF is wrong with all of you?
    Nobody heard of this piece of crap until idiots like you started talking about him.
    STFU about this low life jerk.

    • R0nin

      You first.

  • Red Fred

    Piers should schedule a meeting with the author.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Or find a facilitator…

    • TocksNedlog

      It’s hard to start a conversation with someone you’ve never met.

      • 1SkepticalChick

        Or an intercessor.

  • Steve_J

    “Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue.”-Proverbs 17:28.
    Oops, too late for Morgan to take that advice.

  • Peyton

    Piers needs an amendment for his head, it’s called a lobotomy.

  • dba_vagabond_trader

    Piers Morgan wants an all American arse kicking, but since its Christmas……

  • TheAmishDude

    By the way, for all of these people trying to show off their moral superiority on this issue, I am old enough to remember when it was considered rank bigotry to even suggest the notion of gay marriage. It was very seriously floated during the beginning of the AIDS outbreak and most gay “activists” angrily rejected it.

    Fear not, a little social pressure putting the lie to it being “voluntary” and the advocacy “gay marriage” will again be an expression of anti-gay bigotry.

  • Just Another Guy

    First, let’s amend the Koran to remove the passages about lying to non-Muslims and killing “infidels.”

    • Ronald

      Let’s amend any book or passage that calls for violence. The Koran is a great place to start!

  • TocksNedlog

    Yeah, well you see, The Bible did not anticipate Lady Gaga or computers or antibiotics, so there needs to be an updated re-interpretation . . .

    • 1SkepticalChick

      You forgot muskets! Wait, that’s on Piers list.

  • Pappagiorgio

    That is a good idea, can’t we all just pull ourselves out of the dark ages, stop hating others, and just get over it?

    • dkhilly

      You are confusing having an absolute moral code with some sort of requirement to hate everyone who doesn’t believe,or follow, it…that’s quite a fallacy for anyone on any side of this argument to fall into.

      • Pappagiorgio

        No, not confused. All men are created equal and deserve equal rights and respect from all. That’s it! Welcome to modern times. We still love you!

  • Michael Rice

    Is he admitting that the Bible does not accept homosexuality? Might eb the most prudent, yet inadvertent, thing she has ever admitted to.

  • BeeKaaay

    He really does not believe in God.

  • $29520529

    The phone tapping loser from the UK strikes again!

  • Maggie

    Well, Luther “amended” the bible why not Piers. He can just start his own church; thousands a year do it.

  • Dennis Vest

    Is this guy really this stupid? I guess he really is….

  • Guest

    Deport him to Mars.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    amend the Bible… maybe he should read it first; “I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.” rev. 22 18-19 ESV

  • Stephen Smythe-Jones

    Morgan is an embarrassment to all Englishmen. The Yanks are correct. Deport him…but anywhere but back to the UK. We don’t want him!

  • rich

    Maybe Piers needs to be amended.

  • EOD

    I wonder if he (Morgan) speaks for the Church of England on this matter?

    He is a member of the C of E, is he not?

    This could start an international incident.

    • disqus_ys7YLGvSbv

      II think he pretends to be a Catholic.

  • disqus_ys7YLGvSbv

    I’ll say anything for ratings, I don’t care how dumb I sound! I love sounding dumb! Pleeeasse, don’t cancel my show, pleeease don’t deport me!

  • Andrew Smith

    Where’s the video?

  • Kleverabevera

    I guess Piers has always been a ne’er-do-well. Just in case someone missed it. Iowntheworld provided link.

  • Zach Peterson

    Read this on I don’t think piers is going to get deported but it is disgusting how he wallows in it.

  • beebop1952

    Perhaps ignoring this individual would be best?

  • tsluf273

    Why do we keep paying attention to this toolbox? Seriously, he’s just Keith Olbermann with an accent.

  • edward cropper

    I agree with Mr.Morgan.

    Leviticus 20:13
    “If a man has sex with another man, kill them both”. should be changed to read

    If a man has sex with another man make them both watch Piers Morgan every night.

    this would be worse than death.

  • Phil McMorrow

    Does this imbicile think that the Word of God is subject to a vote?

  • Dale McNamee

    Piers Who ?

  • Kathy Skaggs

    Go for it Piers Morgan and see how that goes over with God.

  • Gary

    I am personally looking forward to the day he is deported to the afterlife. It should be an interesting interview only Piers will not be conducting the interview.