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TDS Escape Plan: Jimmy Kimmel Says He Has Established Citizenship in Italy to Flee President Trump

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We could soon be saying ‘Ciao’ to late-night TV talk show host Jimmy Kimmel. He says he has a TDS-inspired escape plan that involves Europe. He has recently secured dual citizenship with Italy.

Here he is sharing the news with alleged comedian Sarah Silverman. (WATCH)

It’s killed comedy.

Commenters are wondering what is so troubling to both of them that they feel practically compelled to leave America behind.

Kimmel must have thrown out his back sleeping on huge piles of money.

One poster shows us why sane people should be escaping from Kimmel instead.

Oh that’s rich coming from you, Jimmy. The guy who dressed in blackface and thought it was comedy. The guy who cried on cue for ratings while parroting pharma scripts. The guy who laughed along with Epstein’s friends and pretended not to know. You’re not escaping Trump. You’re escaping the mirror.Because deep down, you know the punchline’s been you this whole time.

— Delete Your Handler (@thebeaconsignal) August 9, 2025

We wish he would stop teasing us. Just leave, already!

Posters say we need fewer promises and more boarding of planes by TDS-addled Democrat celebrities.

We do, too!

Posters suggest that Kimmel may not have thoroughly thought out his escape plan.

Look how happy Kimmel is on that Vespa. We will gladly pay Meloni anything she wants to welcome Kimmel and keep him in Italy forever.

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