'THE FAKE TAN GOES DOWN'! Charlie Crist carves another notch in his loser belt

And the winner is …

https://twitter.com/AllisonNielsen/status/529826359204651008

From Sunshine State News:

With 97 percent of the vote in, Scott had 49 percent and Crist garnered 46 percent of the vote. Sunshine State News is calling the race for Scott. With a lead of more than 122,000 votes, Scott will win as Crist can only make up between 90,000-100,000 votes in South Florida counties where some of the vote is still outstanding.

https://twitter.com/AllisonNielsen/status/529826437248090112

BREAKING ALERT from @AP: @FLGovScott re-elected, defeats @CharlieCrist

— Gary Fineout (@fineout) November 5, 2014

Republican Gov. Rick Scott defeats Democrat Charlie Crist in Florida http://t.co/hNaBnT26jX

— WSJ Breaking News (@WSJbreakingnews) November 5, 2014

#BREAKING: #Florida Republican incumbent Rick Scott has been re-elected @FLGovScott #floridaelection #Election2014 pic.twitter.com/6W3N2gnFmC

— ABC Action News (@abcactionnews) November 5, 2014

Hallelujah. Another Crist crisis averted!

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/529827796999499777

Tough night for Orange-Americans. #FLgov

— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) November 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/529827067555090432

Gov. Rick Scott beats Charlie Crist in Fla. Criminy that was too close.

— Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) November 5, 2014

But it worked out.

Thank you Florida for your common sense. My goodness.

— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) November 5, 2014

As a Floridian, I'm happy to say "you're welcome!" RT @DanaPerino: Thank you Florida for your common sense. My goodness.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) November 5, 2014

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Breaking: Texas isn't turning blue, and Florida isn't turning orange.

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) November 5, 2014

Excellent.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/529826620333637632

Orange Man Blue pic.twitter.com/wUYm36hguH

— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) November 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/529826886742835200

As many times as it takes.

OK @CharlieCrist. Now shoo…Go away.

— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) November 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/529827772035006464

At least Charlie Crist still has his fans.

— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) November 5, 2014

True. And we’re sure there’s something out there for him, somewhere …

https://twitter.com/OrwellForks/status/529827405775785985

Snort!