You might want to sit down for this one. We certainly did.

According to Resistance member and purported social commentator Fifty Shades of Whey, who boasts over 170K Twitter followers, Jesus — are you sure you’re ready for this? — wasn’t a white guy:

The only thing that could possibly be more shocking than Jesus not being white is that there are people out there who legit think that pointing out Jesus wasn’t white is some kind of brilliant own.

Apparently Jesus’ followers don’t really care what color his skin was.

Apparently not everyone’s as race-obsessed as Fifty Shades of Whey.

He sure is!


That’s all this was meant to be: a dunk on Christians.

More like an air ball.