The competition for least self-aware Democrat is a stiff one, to be sure, but it appears that Beto O’Rourke is quickly emerging as the frontrunner. Evidently the merciless mockery he experienced when he Instagrammed his dental appointment didn’t make him feel enough shame, because here’s what he’s up to today:
Beto is livestreaming his haircut pic.twitter.com/xAuBtC7BWe
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) May 15, 2019
Please God tell me this is real. https://t.co/T1FwF0Hw6W
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) May 15, 2019
You know it is:
.@BetoORourke currently livestreaming haircut in El Paso pic.twitter.com/NfRAp5Zn4B
— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) May 15, 2019
Currently live-streaming on @BetoORourke’s Facebook pic.twitter.com/6eu6bTGVoo
— Pat Ward (@WardDPatrick) May 15, 2019
Here’s the link if you want to get the full experience.
We’d almost forgotten just how hip and cool he was. Almost.
HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH https://t.co/NG23Ej7Q8c
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 15, 2019
— Bob Malak (@bob_malak) May 15, 2019
It’s like Dukakis tank every single day with him https://t.co/eJmmeu9Cfz
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) May 15, 2019
INBOX: pic.twitter.com/ABhaDTOdQJ
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 15, 2019
— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) May 15, 2019
— Robbie Couch (@robbie_couch) May 15, 2019
This is so sad. https://t.co/sEp8DPfdWj
— Rasputin's Murderess???⚰ (@pipandbaby) May 15, 2019
— Rasputin's Murderess???⚰ (@pipandbaby) May 15, 2019
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 15, 2019
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 15, 2019
WTF are we doing Bro ? pic.twitter.com/Yx67DhK7UL
— Thicky Ricardo (@MsSmartie2u) May 15, 2019
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) May 15, 2019
— Matthias Reynolds (@RealMReynolds) May 15, 2019
"Beto, you have been accused of running a vanity campaign. What do you say to that?"
"Let's live-stream my haircut!" https://t.co/0DsjyQ5yVh
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) May 15, 2019
TBH, this is a bigger mistake than debuting in Vanity Fair. https://t.co/aVtm04ZMl9
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) May 15, 2019
This is really happening
Guys I think Beto's campaign is turning into a cry for help. We're all gonna feel bad when he drops a toaster in the tub with him in his Ames hotel room. https://t.co/7ytAjMuaak
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 15, 2019
The internet was a mistake https://t.co/DIRyyuECKX
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) May 15, 2019
It has that in common with Beto’s career, then.
Tfw it's all over… pic.twitter.com/eoJrkDuX6Q
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 15, 2019
The only thing that unites America is our joy of kicking Beto when he's down.
Stay down, furry. It's over.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 15, 2019
He should just stop now before it gets even worse.
Beto livestream tour update
✔️Dentist
✔️Barber
Ear wax removal
Pedicure
Anal bleachinghttps://t.co/VRx3CJcCoh— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 15, 2019
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