Donald Trump awarded Tiger Woods the Presidential Medal of Freedom today:

Now, you may think that Woods receiving such a prestigious award is the story, but you’d be wrong. Fortunately, one of our fiercest Guardians of Truth was there to journalism and get the real news:

Of course. Of course he did:

Jim Acosta is literally incapable of turning it off for one damn minute.

Sadly, nobody appears to have been paying attention to him. At least not in a positive way:

A joke … and a punchline. He’s so versatile that way!

Oh, we know. He told us so.