In the wake of the deaths of so many American icons recently, who all happened to be at or near 80 years old, Dana Loesch has a bold proposal.
I propose that we do a general check on all near-80 American icons and put our best ones in people-size koozies for their protection.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 26, 2026
Cher is 80. Please keep that in mind.
This country cannot withstand more loss. First it was Dolly Parton and then today, it's Tim Curry.
The Muppets have released a statement on the tragic passing of Tim Curry.
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) August 26, 2026
“Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer, he was unparalleled – witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny.
We will always consider it one… pic.twitter.com/4NKzJfmO6L
This is too much.
I am not having the best two days. This is like reliving Betty White's death all over again. pic.twitter.com/dxKaikskgR
— JMack (@JillySMack) August 26, 2026
It's a terrible feeling because tragedy comes in threes.
Over 80 also. Clint Eastwood is 96.
— Larry M Lawrence - Vegas Larry (@VegasLarry891) August 26, 2026
Put Clint in protective custody.
Put Julie Andrews in protective custody ASAP.
— Andy Ford (@Andy__Ford) August 26, 2026
Her too! Protect our musical queen at all costs.
Lost Shelly Fabares earlier this week too. She was on Coach and other shows.
— LiLByrd10⚡️ (@Zelda_LiLByrd10) August 26, 2026
2026 is being a real jerk.
Got to protect my all time favorite who is still with us at 93, Carol Burnett. pic.twitter.com/s580ubWULb
— Holy Forking ShirtBalls (@MissBeaHavin) August 26, 2026
America needs the laughter. She can never leave us.
Dick Van Dyke is 100. I mean we still have some really long time greats hanging in out there.
— KnVA (@VARed76) August 26, 2026
Dick has never let us down.
Authorities are on their way to Martha Stewart’s estate… pic.twitter.com/HaEiFofFsH
— Abe Froman (@sausageking_af) August 26, 2026
And she'll have a beautiful meal prepared for them.
https://t.co/gHl431olEM pic.twitter.com/VfuTG8sLt3
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) August 26, 2026
We know the Left is praying for that. Ghouls.
Yes! Immediately:
— The Undercurrent (@NotTheirScript) August 26, 2026
Harrison Ford (84),
Cher (80),
Goldie Hawn (80),
Sylvester Stallone (79)
Morgan Freeman (88–89),
Liza Minnelli (80)
Did I miss anyone? https://t.co/x8hhDzRgpA
At the very least, can we just make sure they're getting the yearly physicals and are never at risk of falling down? https://t.co/8K4XmiPQda
— Kirk - Sombrero Enthusiast 🐊 🍊💇♂️ (@HeathenKirk) August 26, 2026
They need to all be living in one-story homes with constant supervision.
My 15 year old said something similar, followed by "this is what I get for liking older music and movies." https://t.co/k9L7hzX2Gp
— Ginnyhoo (@ginnyhoo98) August 26, 2026
Sigh. Some teens still have immaculate taste.
Someone needs to burn sage around Keith Richard’s and in the case of Willie Nelson a blunt…gotta ward the evil Joojoo away
— Tony McNeill (@RealTonyMcNeill) August 26, 2026
No worries. Willie Nelson is always burning one.
Folks in my town would line up to volunteer. We look after our own here in Kansas.
— Arnold Hill (@HillArnold22676) August 26, 2026
Take them up on that offer.
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