'Annnnnd I'm dead'! USA Today's 'chainsaw bayonet' clarification is 'an instant classic'

As Twitchy told you, USA Today made colossal asses of themselves when they suggested that Texas church shooter Devin Kelley’s rifle could’ve been modified with a “chainsaw bayonet.” Guess all the mockery — which was oh-so-well deserved — finally got to them, because they’ve tweeted out this clarification:

To clarify, the video shows both the shooter’s modifications, as well as other possible modifications. The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 8, 2017

Oh.

Oh. Good.

— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) November 8, 2017

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No shit, Sherlock. https://t.co/Sktno3Z0fY

— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) November 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/Oil_Guns_Merica/status/928370092810711040

This is the greatest thing.

"The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet" is an instant classic. https://t.co/m8TQXD8UxE

— Philip Klein (@philipaklein) November 8, 2017

It really is.

Lmao https://t.co/1XzODFFnPW

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 8, 2017

???????????? https://t.co/VTUeHXppZT

— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) November 8, 2017

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Hahahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/UkRnjk4RaR

— Melissa Mackenzie ? (@MelissaTweets) November 8, 2017

Greatest Tweet evah. https://t.co/KqCsS45yil

— Sympathy, Empathy, Dignity. (@liberrocky) November 8, 2017

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Just delete your account and save yourself the embarrassment

— Andrew (@McLeod3475) November 8, 2017

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