Typically we start our articles with a smarmy, snarky paragraph but this ... this is special. And not in a good way. Like, we're not even sure how to describe what we're seeing here without it sounding like we're making it up.

To be fair, putting JB Pritzker in a Buzz Lightyear costume does sound a little like a joke we'd come up with but still. Can't take credit for this one.

We get it, politicians will do just about anything to appeal to voters, especially these days, but WOOF. This is just so desperate, humiliating, and hilarious; we'll let the picture speak for itself.

Full disclosure, when we first saw this we weren't sure it was even real. Nope. We searched the web. We asked Grok.

It's real. 

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IT'S REAL.

And so are the spectacular memes.

So bad.

Heh.

We can see it. Yup.

And now, we're dead.

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