Never-Trumper and all-around bore Sarah Longwell looked at a wide-open world of wars, wallets, and actual problems and decided her one burning desire was knocking Ted Cruz’s Clarence Thomas biography off the New York Times bestseller list.
No. Really.
.@SarahLongwell25: "Right now, the number one New York Times bestseller is Ted Cruz's biography of Clarence Thomas. The only thing I want in the world right now is to knock Ted Cruz off the New York Times bestseller list." pic.twitter.com/OZTjcjQZYY
— The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) September 8, 2026
Not to mention, this is just her way of trying to sell her book. Yawn.
Scott Jennings saw the clip, did the math on that wish list, and basically asked the question every normal person was already thinking: of all the hills to die on, you picked a book chart? If this is the anti-Trump movement’s idea of a five-alarm emergency, the rest of the country can probably go ahead and finish its coffee.
Ahem.
Imagine a whole wide world of things to want and care about…and this is what you pick. 🤣 https://t.co/3kxufZZn1j
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) September 8, 2026
BUT SHE HAS TO SHOW TED CRUZ WHO'S BOSS, MAN.
Bill Kristol nodding along is par for the course 😂
— No more mean tweets 📟 (@AndrewDeikel) September 8, 2026
Excellent post. Side note, just how old is that guy these days?
Bill Kristol nodding along is par for the course 😂
— No more mean tweets 📟 (@AndrewDeikel) September 8, 2026
It's super interesting to read about a judge who can't tell a woman from a man.
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This is all she cares about? Ted Cruz on the best seller list? She needs to get her priorities straight. What a joke of a person.
— Cstege (@bluejumbofish) September 8, 2026
Clearly, if this is her big life goal right now, she has way too much free time on her angry little hands.
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