I have seen some things in this job. I have watched grown adults invent whole religions out of a screenshot with the serial numbers filed off. But Marjorie Taylor Greene and Chris Cuomo sitting down to compare notes on the secret murder-your-kids texts they both swear they got from the President is a new flavor of unwell.
They want you to believe Donald Trump — a man who cannot resist posting a condiment packet if it makes him look good — privately texted two of the loudest people in America that their children deserve to be murdered... and then neither of them published the messages. Not a crop. Not a timestamp. Not a “here’s the bubble, sue me.” Just vibes, a talk-show couch, and the solemn insistence that the most explosive text in American politics is sitting in a phone they refuse to unlock.
I can't even make up this level of stupid and crazy.
Watch:
Marjorie Taylor Greene just went on Chris Cuomo’s show, where both claimed to have received text messages from President Trump saying their children deserve to be murdered.
— Bad Hombre (@Badhombre) September 8, 2026
Neither Greene nor Cuomo has made the text messages public, because it never happened. They don’t exist. pic.twitter.com/FA0USNtNIn
If somebody in power texted me that my kids deserved to die, I would not wait for Chris Cuomo’s lighting guy to roll tape. I would plaster that thing on every wall from Georgia to New Jersey and dare the lawyers to catch me. The fact that they have not tells you everything.
Greene has been doing this routine for months.
She has the texts. She saved the texts. She would “probably get put in jail” if she released the texts. Convenient jail, that. The kind that only exists until the next booking.
And Cuomo? The man whose brand is surviving things he actually said out loud is now asking you to take his word on a message nobody else has seen. Sure, Chris. And I have a bridge in Brooklyn that only appears when you pinky-swear.
Receipts or it is fan fiction. Period.
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