As Twitchy readers know, M&MS has done away with their ‘spokescandies’ because a bunch of woke doofuses decided they were offended by a pair of cartoon shoes … on a cartoon. No, really. The characters we’ve all known for decades have been discontinued to make sure morons who take themselves far too seriously won’t get upset and throw a tantrum over their commercials.
So we really enjoyed this from The Babylon Bee.
Watch:
M&M's Introduce First Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle pic.twitter.com/Wtx50ia2e2
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 23, 2023
Dude, the Bee is so good at this stuff.
The nut removal is a nice touch …
Eeew omg. 🤣🤣🤣☠️
— No Soup for Knowles (@nosoup4knowles) January 23, 2023
“We will falsify nutritional information to make it a reality.”
Best part.
— LightningB97 (@Lightningb97) January 23, 2023
I identify as a red gummy bear stuck in a bag of twizzlers
— IsaboTheRed (@KimKnSpain) January 23, 2023
😂 Problem is that I don't know if this is real or not 🤣
— MR B-52 ✈ (@Ben3456784) January 23, 2023
And that’s what makes it so bloody brilliant.
Free nut removal for every peanut m&m
— E Dillon (@ErinD1992) January 23, 2023
Omg SO brave!!!
— Dil (@DillonDudical) January 23, 2023
Recommended
Ahem … stunning and brave.
Thank you very much.
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