WOOF! What a day, dear readers, and we haven’t even gotten to the REALLY crazy part yet … you know, when the results start coming in. Granted, our pals on the Left want us to think it’s “normal” for it to take days to count votes, so who knows when the real crazy will actually set in BUT it will be crazy, nonetheless.
Especially if things go the way we think (hope) they will.
Truth be told, I would be THRILLED with a red sprinkle, although a red wave would be pretty damn exciting. And a red tsunami? Talk about thrills down my legs for DAYS. But I’m usually a realist (I know, it’s hard to believe but I am), so again, that red sprinkle would be just enough to make those liberal tears flow. And you guys all know how much I love drinking those tears.
Either way, what I do know is that whatever happens, our kind, benevolent pals on the “side of blue” will have it in for us evil, puppy-kicking, orphan-starving right-leaning outlets, especially if we WIN. You thought the claims of “disinformation” were bad before? Just wait until we take over the House (and maybe the Senate). They’ll lose whatever is left of their minds and amp up the #Resistance crap again.
Okay side note, do the rest of you giggle when you see #Resist in their bios right now? Like, what are they resisting? The ancient lawn flamingo they put in the White House?
Look at how they’re treating Elon Musk, and guys, he’s not even one of us. He just refuses to treat people on the Left like they’re better than the rest of us, and you know how much that ticks them off. Clearly. Win or lose, they will want to do everything they can to shut us down.
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So melodramatic, I know. But it’s true.
Heading into these crazy times (and guys, if we win it’s going to get even crazier) and gearing up for the 2024 election cycle (speaking of crazy), we’re going to need you right here with us, drinking up all those liberal tears, pointing and laughing, encouraging us and keeping us going.
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And as always, every time I ramble at you all about something, thank you. Thank you for being here, reading us, and making it possible for us to keep doing what we love doing.
Sam J.
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