Folks, you won’t believe it but over the weekend someone KNIFED a Trump balloon.
THE HUMANITY.
Won’t someone please think of the balloons for a change?! We need common sense knife control right NOW!
No?
Ok, so it’s a bit dramatic but with the way the media covered the dork deflating a giant Trump balloon over the weekend, you’d think it was some sort of ATTACK or something. Greg Gutfeld summed it up perfectly:
quick but memorable lesson: a media that wants to manipulate you will effortlessly describe the deflation of a balloon as a "knifing."
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 10, 2019
That innocent balloon was KNIFED in broad daylight!
Stupid of this magnitude really should be painful after a while, don’t ya’ think?
another lesson: it wasn't "commentary" that created the Vaping scare. It was "news" – whose graphics shaded an entire state when ONE case of vaping-related illness occurred. commentary thats labeled beats "news" that isn't. (sincerely, a commentary gremlin).
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 10, 2019
Commentary gremlin … that’s sort of what we do here at Twitchy so does that make us commentary gremlins? This editor wants to be a commentary gremlin!
the media: some guy popping an inanimate balloon is a "knifing," but a mob of masked thugs clobbering someone is "fighting against hate."
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 10, 2019
Brave, masked warriors standing fast in the face of fascist evil.
Yikes, that could’ve been a CNN headline.
yep, this goofy guy KNIFED a balloon, but the head of ISIS was an austere religious scholar.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 10, 2019
Ouch.
This guy knifed a baby Trump ballon and gets charged with a felony, but, Jussie Smollet has all charges dropped against him.
— Race Bannon (@RaceBannon18Z) November 11, 2019
— Cat (@catvrede) November 11, 2019
It’s an epidemic now!
Greg, I can't look at Adam Schiff without seeing Tom Shillue.
— Thank a Veteran today (@njeannie1) November 11, 2019
And now we've learned that balloonicide is a felony.
— Robert Dean Wells (@GryphonsRAWK) November 11, 2019
Who knew?
Greg, the dude deflated the balloon to protect the Environment !!!! He should get a Medal ? for saving the Planet
— Comet (@BBComet) November 11, 2019
Hey now, there’s some spin.
Perfect!
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